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Hop hop, you came along my secret labotory
Spiky, spiky bloody fangs hungry for my qi
Hold up, mister
Right there, mister
Sit down, mister
How about some retort, pouch of curry?
Pouch of chili, pouch of MRE
But you're rather picky
Well, I'll make you something else
Don't need to show me how
Since I'm the mad scientist, proclaimed by myself
Canto or Sichuan
Jiangsu or Hunan
No matter which one you pick I'll get it done
炸酱面 and 小笼包
馄饨 and 叉烧
Delivery or takeout won't beat my retort pouch
You're loving my retort, I'm loving your retort
You're my only retort, you're my only retort
Crack, crack, you stretch your arms out asking for a hug
Hidden under your talisman is your practised smile
Come here, mister
Help me, mister
Right here, mister
You took up my spoon
Stirring curry, stirring chili
That's when I've realized we've became family
Then he came, a man in black and white, he's holding
Laser guns and bagua signs
Then he aimed at your slimy skin and pulled the
Trigger, your head bursts
Shh, I'll stitch you back up
Don't need to show me how
Since I'm the mad scientist, proclaimed by myself
I'll give you plastic eyes, and give you nylon hair
And I'll make sure I get your talisman repaired
Shark fin soup or dim sum
Dumpling or Peking duck
Nothing I make is gonna bring that charm inside you back
But you're still my retort, but you're still my retort
I'm seeking for retort, I'm seeking for retort
