[Cady]
Woah! Who's at that table there?
[Damian]
Don’t look at them, just don’t!
We call those three The Plastics
They're shiny, fake, and hard
[Janis]
They play their little mind games
All around the schoolyard
[Damian]
They might insult your clothing
Or make fun of your name
[Janis]
Like they mocked Jen Morecock
Till she burst into flames
[Damian]
And Ms. Morecock was a teacher
[Janis]
Regina George is the queen bee
She's always dressed up
She always wins Spring Fling Queen
We’re just drones who work for her
And then die
[Regina]
My name is Regina George
And I am a massive deal
Fear me, love me
Stand and stare at me
And these, these are real
I've got money and looks
I am, like, drunk with power
This whole school
Humps my leg like a chihuahua
I'm the prettiest poison you've ever seen
I never weigh more than one-fifteen
My name is Regina George
And I am a massive deal
I don't care who you are
I don't care how you feel
[Janis]
That’s Gretchen Wieners
She knows everything about everybody
[Damian]
That’s why her hair is so big, it’s full of secrets
[Gretchen]
Yes, Regina!
No, Regina
Every waking hour
I spend making sure Regina
George can stay in power
If Regina is the Sun
Then I'm a disco ball
'Cause I'm just as bright and fun
If you've had alcohol
I rip your secrets out of you
And bring them to my master
Then I watch Regina make your life a big disaster
[Damian and Janis]
Disaster!
[Gretchen]
Regina is the queen
But I'm the head of worker bees
I am seated at her right hand
[Damian and Gretchen]
Like a Jewish Princess Jesus
[Janis]
That is Karen Smith
The dumbest person you will ever meet
[Damian]
I once saw her put a D in the word orange
[Karen]
My name is Karen
My hair is shiny
My teeth are perfect
My skirt is tiny
It barely covers
My perky-hiney
My name is karen
I may not be smart
That's it
[Regina]
Right
We never really do this
But how would you like to
Have lunch with us this week
[Cady]
Oh, it’s okay, I
[Regina]
No, no need for you to thank us
There's no need to even speak
[Gretchen]
You're new and you don't know things
You need good friends who can tell you what to think
See you here same time tomorrow
[Karen]
On Wednesdays we wear pink
[Regina, Gretchen and Karen]
On Wednesdays we wear pink!
[Regina, Gretchen and Karen]
Yes, regina (my name is Karen)
No, regina
Every waking hour (here's where you belong)
I spend making sure Regina (my hair is shine)
George can stay in power (here's where you belong)
If Regina is the Sun (my teeth are perfect)
Then I'm a disco ball (my skirt is tiny)
'Cause I'm just as bright and fun (here's where you belong)
If you've had alcohol
[Regina, Gretchen and Karen]
Wear something nice and grab a tray
'Cause we don't do this everyday
Say here's where you belong
Say here's where you belong
[Regina]
No, really
Say it
[Regina, Gretchen and Karen]
Say here's where you belong!
[Cady]
Here's where I belong
[Gretchen]
Come sit with us tomorrow
It'll be fetch!
