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MC Lars - Male Feminist
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MC Lars - (Lord It's Hard To Be Happy When You're Not) Using The Metric System
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MC Lars - (Rock) The Bells
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MC Lars - 21 Concepts
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MC Lars - 911 Am
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MC Lars - Ahab
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MC Lars - Altered State
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MC Lars - Annabel Lee R.i.p.
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MC Lars - Art Of Darkness
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MC Lars - Atom You're Awesome
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MC Lars - Birth Of A Phish
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MC Lars - Buddhism For Dummies
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MC Lars - Carmen Sandiego Has Really Bad Morals
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MC Lars - Certified
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MC Lars - Child's Play
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MC Lars - Cry Tonight
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MC Lars - Cry Tonight
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MC Lars - Deangelo Vickers
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MC Lars - Do The Bruce Cambell
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MC Lars - Download This Song
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MC Lars - Escape From Robot Island (featuring MNP)
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MC Lars - Everyone's a Little Bit Gay
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MC Lars - Flow Like Poe
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MC Lars - Francis Bacon Slashed The Canvas
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MC Lars - Gary The Green-nosed Reindeer
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MC Lars - Geeked Out
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MC Lars - Generic Crunk Rap
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MC Lars - Going Back To Brooklyn
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MC Lars - Guinevere
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MC Lars - Guitar Hero Hero
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MC Lars - Hey That's Me
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MC Lars - Hey There Ophelia
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MC Lars - Hipster Girl
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MC Lars - History's Greatest Assholes
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MC Lars - Hot Girls Make Guys do Really Stupid Things
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MC Lars - Hot Topic Is Not Punk Rock
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MC Lars - How To Be An Indie Rapper
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MC Lars - Humphrey the Whale
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MC Lars - Hurricane Fresh
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MC Lars - If I Had A Time Machine, That Would Be Fresh
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MC Lars - iGeneration
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MC Lars - Internet Relationships (Are Not Real Relationships)
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MC Lars - It's a Latin Thing
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MC Lars - It's A Party Y'all
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MC Lars - It's not easy (Being green)
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MC Lars - Judas Priest
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MC Lars - Kidney Stones For Easter
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MC Lars - Lars Attacks!
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MC Lars - Lenore (I Miss You)
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MC Lars - Lolita
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MC Lars - Make a Friend On 27Th Street
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MC Lars - Make Way for Ducklings
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MC Lars - Manifest Destiny
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MC Lars - Mike Russo Cut Your Hair
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MC Lars - Missing White Girl Syndrome
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MC Lars - Mr. Raven
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MC Lars - My Biochemical Romance
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MC Lars - My Rhyme's Rhyme
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MC Lars - My Rhymes Rhyme
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MC Lars - Nerdcore Died
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MC Lars - Nerdcore Players
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MC Lars - Oneonta (Eli Porter)
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MC Lars - Paul And Phil Are Friends
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MC Lars - Paul Is Dead
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MC Lars - Rapbeth (Foul is Fair)
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MC Lars - Rapgirl
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MC Lars - Reaping Beauty
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MC Lars - Rock Star
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MC Lars - Running Trains
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MC Lars - Sarah
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MC Lars - Scientology = WTF?
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MC Lars - Shvensen Fitzlogic
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MC Lars - Signing Emo
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MC Lars - Single And Famous
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MC Lars - Six Degrees Of Kurt Cobain
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MC Lars - Somebody's Watching Me
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MC Lars - Something Wicca This Way Comes
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MC Lars - Space Game
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MC Lars - Stat-60
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MC Lars - Straight Outta Stockholm
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MC Lars - Summer Camp Love (Is So In Tents)
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MC Lars - Super Scope
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MC Lars - That's Cpr
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MC Lars - The Abridged Narrative Of Arthur Gordon Pym Of Nantucket
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MC Lars - The Bonus Track For Japan
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MC Lars - The Dialogue
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MC Lars - The Game
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MC Lars - The Giving Tree
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MC Lars - The Gospel Of Hip-hop
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MC Lars - The Lint Song
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MC Lars - The Roommate From Hell
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MC Lars - The Séance At Harpers Ferry
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MC Lars - The TellTale
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MC Lars - This Gigantic Robot Kills
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MC Lars - True Player For Real
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MC Lars - Twenty-three
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MC Lars - Twenty-Three (2011 Remix)
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MC Lars - UK Vica Versa
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MC Lars - UK Visa Versa
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MC Lars - Venomous Box Jellyfish
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MC Lars - We Fresh
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MC Lars - We Have Arrived
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MC Lars - Where Ya Been Lars?
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MC Lars - White Kids Aren't Hyphy
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MC Lars - Yes I Am an Alien
Venomous Box Jellyfish
MC Lars
Better not be taking my Lucky Charms
I've got an army of scary creatures
Stop taking yourself so seriously we put weird effects on the voice, WHAT?!
Computer hip-hop
[MC Lars]
Yo, I'm more deadly than a venomous box jellyfish
My poetry is hella sick, and relevant let's celebrate
Forensic DNA is the way I murder tracks
I'm iller than a killer on death row so watch your back
Like Walt Whitman stacking stanzas damn it's awesome when it flows
The hip-hop Henry Rollins starting moshpits at my shows (born this way)
I'm a (monster) going (Gaga) do you want to take a ride?
The ghost of Byron talks to me and helps me write my rhymes
Like "Dnuorgrednu dedaeh M'i, srewes eht ni gnidih M'i"
Translation: "I'm hiding in the sewers, I'm headed underground"
And I'm alive, so glad we both can share this moment
Lack of passion, don't condone it, like Em said you've got to own it
I'm nice like Albert Einstein, a walking talking Stephen Hawking
Dark matter, spit it faster, got these kids at home all rocking
Horris Records, that's the label, so respect the competition
Still swimmin at the Y because I'm frugal when I'm winning
[Chorus: repeat 2X]
I'm a venomous box jellyfish
Box jellyfish! Box jellyfish, I'm hella sick
Venomous box jellyfish
Box jellyfish! Box jellyfish, I'm hella sick
[MC Lars]
Greenpoint, that's where my girl and I both stay
Grill & Greens, copping lamb pitas like every single day (mmm)
Peter Pan doughnuts, yo I go nuts for the coffee
Spill it on my Moleskin journal cause sometimes I'm kind of sloppy (whoops)
My homey Zack is working on his Ph.D (get it Zack)
My homey Mike is working on his Ph.D (get it Mike)
I got my masters in emceeing on these stages
My generation is the greatest, someone had to say it!
[Interlude: MC Lars]
On Monday, I'm writing rhymes
On Tuesday, I'm writing rhymes
On Wednesday, I'm writing rhymes
On Thursday, I'm writing rhymes
On Friday, I'm writing rhymes
On Saturday, still writing rhymes
On Sunday - that's the day I experiment with logic presets
[Chorus]
[MC Lars]
Up in the New York Public Library
I was workin on this song
An old man to my right was on YouTube
Watchin music videos and singin along
Then this other guy got real mad
and he yelled at the guy like "Dude shut up!"
They started to fight but a cop broke it up
I kept writing the whole thing was nuts!
[Interlude]
[Interlude: MC Lars]
On Sunday, I'm writing rhymes
On Monday, I'm writing rhymes
On Tuesday, I'm writing rhymes
On Wednesday, I'm writing rhymes
On Thursday, I'm watching fights
On Friday, I'm writing rhymes
On Saturday, I'm writing rhymes
Hey guess what? Still writing rhymes!
[MC Lars]
Let the fish breathe on this one
Jellyfish [4X]
I'ma let the fish breathe on this one
Jellyfish [4X]
[Outro]
The internet has become this place for evil to dwell
You understand me? People who blog, whoever
No sense of reality, they just blog about you
Don't even know you
I got kids man that be readin stuff that ain't true 'bout they father
You understand? I know you know
Cause the people just blog, but you got to have
some God, you got to have, a piece of you
that holds you when all of it's bad
I give God all the credit for my existance man
For everything that I've ever become, because
He, he man, pe-pe-people don't know
[laughing] Oh boy