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MC Lars - Missing White Girl Syndrome
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MC Lars - Sarah
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MC Lars - (Lord It's Hard To Be Happy When You're Not) Using The Metric System
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MC Lars - (Rock) The Bells
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MC Lars - 21 Concepts
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MC Lars - 911 Am
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MC Lars - Ahab
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MC Lars - Altered State
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MC Lars - Annabel Lee R.i.p.
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MC Lars - Art Of Darkness
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MC Lars - Atom You're Awesome
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MC Lars - Birth Of A Phish
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MC Lars - Buddhism For Dummies
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MC Lars - Carmen Sandiego Has Really Bad Morals
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MC Lars - Certified
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MC Lars - Child's Play
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MC Lars - Cry Tonight
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MC Lars - Cry Tonight
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MC Lars - Deangelo Vickers
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MC Lars - Do The Bruce Cambell
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MC Lars - Download This Song
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MC Lars - Escape From Robot Island (featuring MNP)
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MC Lars - Everyone's a Little Bit Gay
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MC Lars - Flow Like Poe
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MC Lars - Francis Bacon Slashed The Canvas
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MC Lars - Gary The Green-nosed Reindeer
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MC Lars - Geeked Out
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MC Lars - Generic Crunk Rap
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MC Lars - Going Back To Brooklyn
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MC Lars - Guinevere
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MC Lars - Guitar Hero Hero
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MC Lars - Hey That's Me
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MC Lars - Hey There Ophelia
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MC Lars - Hipster Girl
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MC Lars - History's Greatest Assholes
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MC Lars - Hot Girls Make Guys do Really Stupid Things
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MC Lars - Hot Topic Is Not Punk Rock
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MC Lars - How To Be An Indie Rapper
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MC Lars - Humphrey the Whale
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MC Lars - Hurricane Fresh
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MC Lars - If I Had A Time Machine, That Would Be Fresh
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MC Lars - iGeneration
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MC Lars - Internet Relationships (Are Not Real Relationships)
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MC Lars - It's a Latin Thing
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MC Lars - It's A Party Y'all
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MC Lars - It's not easy (Being green)
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MC Lars - Judas Priest
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MC Lars - Kidney Stones For Easter
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MC Lars - Lars Attacks!
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MC Lars - Lenore (I Miss You)
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MC Lars - Lolita
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MC Lars - Make a Friend On 27Th Street
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MC Lars - Make Way for Ducklings
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MC Lars - Male Feminist
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MC Lars - Manifest Destiny
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MC Lars - Mike Russo Cut Your Hair
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MC Lars - Mr. Raven
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MC Lars - My Biochemical Romance
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MC Lars - My Rhyme's Rhyme
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MC Lars - My Rhymes Rhyme
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MC Lars - Nerdcore Died
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MC Lars - Nerdcore Players
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MC Lars - Oneonta (Eli Porter)
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MC Lars - Paul And Phil Are Friends
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MC Lars - Paul Is Dead
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MC Lars - Rapbeth (Foul is Fair)
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MC Lars - Rapgirl
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MC Lars - Reaping Beauty
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MC Lars - Rock Star
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MC Lars - Running Trains
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MC Lars - Scientology = WTF?
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MC Lars - Shvensen Fitzlogic
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MC Lars - Signing Emo
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MC Lars - Single And Famous
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MC Lars - Six Degrees Of Kurt Cobain
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MC Lars - Somebody's Watching Me
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MC Lars - Something Wicca This Way Comes
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MC Lars - Space Game
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MC Lars - Stat-60
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MC Lars - Straight Outta Stockholm
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MC Lars - Summer Camp Love (Is So In Tents)
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MC Lars - Super Scope
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MC Lars - That's Cpr
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MC Lars - The Abridged Narrative Of Arthur Gordon Pym Of Nantucket
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MC Lars - The Bonus Track For Japan
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MC Lars - The Dialogue
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MC Lars - The Game
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MC Lars - The Giving Tree
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MC Lars - The Gospel Of Hip-hop
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MC Lars - The Lint Song
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MC Lars - The Roommate From Hell
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MC Lars - The Séance At Harpers Ferry
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MC Lars - The TellTale
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MC Lars - This Gigantic Robot Kills
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MC Lars - True Player For Real
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MC Lars - Twenty-three
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MC Lars - Twenty-Three (2011 Remix)
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MC Lars - UK Vica Versa
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MC Lars - UK Visa Versa
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MC Lars - Venomous Box Jellyfish
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MC Lars - We Fresh
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MC Lars - We Have Arrived
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MC Lars - Where Ya Been Lars?
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MC Lars - White Kids Aren't Hyphy
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MC Lars - Yes I Am an Alien
My Rhymes Rhyme
MC Lars
Violets are... Blue.
My rhymes rhyme,
But yours don't.
Hey! I'm all up in your face like a rabid chimp.
I'll eat shrimp on a blimp but I ain't no wimp.
I send american flags to ho chi minh,
And bart simpson toys to sam kinison.
If you're akin to sin, you may just win,
Unless you buy a condom that's made of lamb skin.
I'm down with you of course and your friend ian,
Although half of this rap is indo european.
I translated it so it would make sense
To all you ladies and gents, but there's no evidence
If I'm going too fast or if I'm going too slow.
You can always press "repeat" on this funky fresh flow.
Though you may not even know if I mean what I say,
It's legit when I tell you this homey don't play.
So sit back and relax and pop open a coke.
Compared to me, 50 cent, your rhymes are a joke.
Roses are red,
Violets are... Blue.
My rhymes rhyme,
But yours don't.
Roses are red,
Violets are... Blue.
My rhymes rhyme,
But yours don't.
Word, word,
Word to your mother and your father too,
And props to anyone who keeps staying true.
And shout outs to my homeys across the globe.
Accept diversity but diss a homophobe.
The only way to understanding is to embrace the truth,
We're all creatures of god, buddha, allah, and zeus.
We're only here for a bit, so make the best of it.
Don't look back in sixty years to see your life was ... Garbage!
But the point I'm trying to make is that
My flows are so def like a big milkshake.
I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast,
But the sugarhill gang is misquoted the most.
Roses are red,
Violets are... Blue.
My rhymes rhyme,
But yours don't.
Roses are red,
Violets are... Blue.
My rhymes rhyme,
But yours don't.
So get this point right here, it's perfect clear.
Props to anyone who bought "nothing to fear."
Shout outs to wesley willis, atom g, and john hall.
Word to mc paul barman. Hey, return my call!
"What's up!" to jerry garcia, hendrix, morrison and zappa.
Word to devo, "weird" al, and those girls from abba.
I hope you have a good day and that you're feeling swell,
Even though the music industry can be hell.
Roses are red,
Violets are... Blue.
My rhymes rhyme,
But yours don't.
Roses are red,
Violets are... Blue.
My rhymes rhyme,
But yours don't.