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MC Lars - Male Feminist
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MC Lars - (Lord It's Hard To Be Happy When You're Not) Using The Metric System
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MC Lars - (Rock) The Bells
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MC Lars - 21 Concepts
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MC Lars - 911 Am
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MC Lars - Ahab
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MC Lars - Altered State
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MC Lars - Annabel Lee R.i.p.
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MC Lars - Art Of Darkness
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MC Lars - Atom You're Awesome
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MC Lars - Birth Of A Phish
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MC Lars - Buddhism For Dummies
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MC Lars - Carmen Sandiego Has Really Bad Morals
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MC Lars - Certified
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MC Lars - Child's Play
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MC Lars - Cry Tonight
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MC Lars - Cry Tonight
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MC Lars - Deangelo Vickers
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MC Lars - Do The Bruce Cambell
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MC Lars - Download This Song
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MC Lars - Escape From Robot Island (featuring MNP)
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MC Lars - Everyone's a Little Bit Gay
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MC Lars - Flow Like Poe
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MC Lars - Francis Bacon Slashed The Canvas
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MC Lars - Gary The Green-nosed Reindeer
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MC Lars - Geeked Out
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MC Lars - Generic Crunk Rap
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MC Lars - Going Back To Brooklyn
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MC Lars - Guinevere
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MC Lars - Guitar Hero Hero
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MC Lars - Hey That's Me
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MC Lars - Hey There Ophelia
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MC Lars - Hipster Girl
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MC Lars - History's Greatest Assholes
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MC Lars - Hot Girls Make Guys do Really Stupid Things
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MC Lars - Hot Topic Is Not Punk Rock
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MC Lars - How To Be An Indie Rapper
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MC Lars - Humphrey the Whale
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MC Lars - Hurricane Fresh
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MC Lars - If I Had A Time Machine, That Would Be Fresh
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MC Lars - iGeneration
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MC Lars - Internet Relationships (Are Not Real Relationships)
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MC Lars - It's a Latin Thing
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MC Lars - It's A Party Y'all
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MC Lars - It's not easy (Being green)
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MC Lars - Judas Priest
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MC Lars - Kidney Stones For Easter
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MC Lars - Lars Attacks!
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MC Lars - Lenore (I Miss You)
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MC Lars - Lolita
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MC Lars - Make a Friend On 27Th Street
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MC Lars - Make Way for Ducklings
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MC Lars - Manifest Destiny
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MC Lars - Mike Russo Cut Your Hair
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MC Lars - Missing White Girl Syndrome
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MC Lars - Mr. Raven
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MC Lars - My Biochemical Romance
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MC Lars - My Rhyme's Rhyme
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MC Lars - My Rhymes Rhyme
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MC Lars - Nerdcore Died
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MC Lars - Nerdcore Players
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MC Lars - Oneonta (Eli Porter)
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MC Lars - Paul And Phil Are Friends
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MC Lars - Paul Is Dead
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MC Lars - Rapbeth (Foul is Fair)
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MC Lars - Rapgirl
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MC Lars - Reaping Beauty
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MC Lars - Rock Star
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MC Lars - Running Trains
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MC Lars - Sarah
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MC Lars - Scientology = WTF?
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MC Lars - Shvensen Fitzlogic
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MC Lars - Signing Emo
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MC Lars - Single And Famous
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MC Lars - Six Degrees Of Kurt Cobain
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MC Lars - Somebody's Watching Me
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MC Lars - Something Wicca This Way Comes
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MC Lars - Space Game
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MC Lars - Stat-60
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MC Lars - Straight Outta Stockholm
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MC Lars - Summer Camp Love (Is So In Tents)
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MC Lars - Super Scope
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MC Lars - That's Cpr
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MC Lars - The Abridged Narrative Of Arthur Gordon Pym Of Nantucket
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MC Lars - The Bonus Track For Japan
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MC Lars - The Dialogue
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MC Lars - The Game
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MC Lars - The Giving Tree
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MC Lars - The Gospel Of Hip-hop
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MC Lars - The Lint Song
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MC Lars - The Roommate From Hell
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MC Lars - The Séance At Harpers Ferry
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MC Lars - The TellTale
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MC Lars - This Gigantic Robot Kills
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MC Lars - True Player For Real
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MC Lars - Twenty-three
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MC Lars - Twenty-Three (2011 Remix)
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MC Lars - UK Vica Versa
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MC Lars - UK Visa Versa
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MC Lars - Venomous Box Jellyfish
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MC Lars - We Fresh
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MC Lars - We Have Arrived
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MC Lars - Where Ya Been Lars?
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MC Lars - White Kids Aren't Hyphy
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MC Lars - Yes I Am an Alien
It's A Party Y'all
MC Lars
(How we gonna party?) with cake and lemonade!
Got my ninja turtle plate and my roger rabbit cup
Quit hogging all the juice, dj pass the 7 up
Got my puffy blue jacket and my orange stunna shades
Ascap check arrived now I'm lamping 'cause I'm paid
Just like a funky leprechaun, badass like decepticons
Flip the standard lexicon (where's your dad?)
Guess he's gone! (nice!) yo this party is bananas,
Living larger than rob thomas when he kicked it with santana
And I twittered all the boys so they'll roll up slowly
Back porch cipher ill rhymes you know me
And I'll happily smack a whack anticon rapper
Tell him he fell off here's the style he was after
Where's the chronic? It's on the stereo
Like super mario, we're very merry yo!
I'm high, floating with paula abdul
Kicking back relax that's the one house rule
Dummies hella faded getting naked in the pool
Mind is elevated feel ridiculously cool
Bass thumping shake the glasses in the shelves
Doing it and doing it and doing it well
I know I'm fly you don't really have to tell me
Looking for a zack yeah you could call me kelly
Dj roll up in ele, boys blowing up my cellie
Smoother than pb and jelly when I'm serving drinks
Hostess chilling with the mostest, got a million ice cubes in my sink
(This dude looks dead!)
Don't give a fuck, hope the cops show up
So hot soon enough they'll be on my nuts
Dominique dawes on the balance beam
How you like my cali hospitality?
Well it's a party up in here got the gang on my coat tails
Roll up in the spot, music drop like "oh yeah"
Hola amigos! That's what I say
When I roll up with my people
Giving high fives with the right hand, 7 up in the left
Call me marlee matlin cause I'm so so def
Feeling oh so good, hanging out with my buddies
Acting like fool getting nutty, you love me
Hit the dance floor like it stole something
Showing off my moves while music's bumping
Then I bring a girl close, "hey what's your name?"
Do the cabbage patch cause I have no shame
But I do have fun everywhere I go
And I do like food from mexico
And I will get it started with no delay
Now everybody come and party with lars and k.flay
Welcome to our party, come on in
We got a lotta coca cola, juice and gin
Doesn't matter if you're short or tall
Waddup, it's a party y'all
Welcome to our party, bring some friends
Crapping in your pants better wear depends
Get your freak on in a bathroom stall
Waddup, it's a party y'all
Hit up all my homies in the 510
Party at my house it's about to blow
Then I dial a couple numbers in the 415
Sf in the spot we get extra live
Next on the list is the 408
People flocking to our jocks from sc to chico state
And you know I love the 831
Carmel valley we get shit done