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MC Lars - Male Feminist
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MC Lars - (Lord It's Hard To Be Happy When You're Not) Using The Metric System
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MC Lars - (Rock) The Bells
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MC Lars - 21 Concepts
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MC Lars - 911 Am
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MC Lars - Ahab
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MC Lars - Altered State
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MC Lars - Annabel Lee R.i.p.
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MC Lars - Art Of Darkness
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MC Lars - Atom You're Awesome
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MC Lars - Birth Of A Phish
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MC Lars - Buddhism For Dummies
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MC Lars - Carmen Sandiego Has Really Bad Morals
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MC Lars - Certified
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MC Lars - Child's Play
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MC Lars - Cry Tonight
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MC Lars - Cry Tonight
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MC Lars - Deangelo Vickers
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MC Lars - Do The Bruce Cambell
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MC Lars - Download This Song
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MC Lars - Escape From Robot Island (featuring MNP)
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MC Lars - Everyone's a Little Bit Gay
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MC Lars - Flow Like Poe
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MC Lars - Francis Bacon Slashed The Canvas
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MC Lars - Gary The Green-nosed Reindeer
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MC Lars - Geeked Out
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MC Lars - Generic Crunk Rap
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MC Lars - Going Back To Brooklyn
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MC Lars - Guinevere
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MC Lars - Guitar Hero Hero
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MC Lars - Hey That's Me
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MC Lars - Hey There Ophelia
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MC Lars - Hipster Girl
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MC Lars - History's Greatest Assholes
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MC Lars - Hot Girls Make Guys do Really Stupid Things
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MC Lars - Hot Topic Is Not Punk Rock
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MC Lars - How To Be An Indie Rapper
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MC Lars - Humphrey the Whale
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MC Lars - Hurricane Fresh
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MC Lars - If I Had A Time Machine, That Would Be Fresh
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MC Lars - iGeneration
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MC Lars - Internet Relationships (Are Not Real Relationships)
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MC Lars - It's a Latin Thing
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MC Lars - It's A Party Y'all
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MC Lars - It's not easy (Being green)
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MC Lars - Judas Priest
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MC Lars - Kidney Stones For Easter
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MC Lars - Lars Attacks!
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MC Lars - Lenore (I Miss You)
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MC Lars - Lolita
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MC Lars - Make a Friend On 27Th Street
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MC Lars - Make Way for Ducklings
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MC Lars - Manifest Destiny
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MC Lars - Mike Russo Cut Your Hair
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MC Lars - Missing White Girl Syndrome
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MC Lars - Mr. Raven
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MC Lars - My Biochemical Romance
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MC Lars - My Rhyme's Rhyme
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MC Lars - My Rhymes Rhyme
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MC Lars - Nerdcore Died
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MC Lars - Nerdcore Players
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MC Lars - Oneonta (Eli Porter)
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MC Lars - Paul And Phil Are Friends
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MC Lars - Paul Is Dead
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MC Lars - Rapbeth (Foul is Fair)
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MC Lars - Rapgirl
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MC Lars - Reaping Beauty
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MC Lars - Rock Star
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MC Lars - Running Trains
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MC Lars - Sarah
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MC Lars - Scientology = WTF?
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MC Lars - Shvensen Fitzlogic
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MC Lars - Signing Emo
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MC Lars - Single And Famous
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MC Lars - Six Degrees Of Kurt Cobain
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MC Lars - Somebody's Watching Me
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MC Lars - Something Wicca This Way Comes
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MC Lars - Space Game
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MC Lars - Stat-60
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MC Lars - Straight Outta Stockholm
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MC Lars - Summer Camp Love (Is So In Tents)
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MC Lars - Super Scope
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MC Lars - That's Cpr
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MC Lars - The Abridged Narrative Of Arthur Gordon Pym Of Nantucket
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MC Lars - The Bonus Track For Japan
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MC Lars - The Dialogue
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MC Lars - The Game
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MC Lars - The Giving Tree
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MC Lars - The Gospel Of Hip-hop
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MC Lars - The Lint Song
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MC Lars - The Roommate From Hell
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MC Lars - The Séance At Harpers Ferry
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MC Lars - The TellTale
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MC Lars - This Gigantic Robot Kills
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MC Lars - True Player For Real
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MC Lars - Twenty-three
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MC Lars - Twenty-Three (2011 Remix)
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MC Lars - UK Vica Versa
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MC Lars - UK Visa Versa
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MC Lars - Venomous Box Jellyfish
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MC Lars - We Fresh
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MC Lars - We Have Arrived
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MC Lars - Where Ya Been Lars?
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MC Lars - White Kids Aren't Hyphy
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MC Lars - Yes I Am an Alien
Straight Outta Stockholm
MC Lars
Comin' straight outta Stockholm, a fun boy named Lars,
Survived Loma Prieta, Mad Cow, and SARS.
I hit you with these flows like your name was Nancy Kerrigan
Here and back and there again, atypical American.
Third generation Swedish, second gen. Aussie,
Am I street enough for this? Sometimes I'm "Paranoid" like Ozzy.
See it used to be punk rock for about four years,
I played lead guitar, we dissed Britney Spears,
Amphoteric the name, Central Cali band,
Local shows, t-shirts, EP's, no plan,
Just chilling with the crew slamming power chords,
They wanted more guitars but I got bored.
I was born to rock heads and fill them too,
But did the world really need another Blink 182?
Stuck on this Earth like glue since 1982,
Cooked up my own post-modern salmagundi stew.
CHORUS
Straight outta Stockholm, lap-top rap,
American iconoclast, alien boom-bap,
Cali's my home, baby, West Coast boy,
I get more love than Helen of Troy.
Straight outta Stockholm, lap-top rap
American iconoclast, alien boom-bap,
I make rap fun, friendly, fresh and new
MC Lars in the place, yeah boy, I thought you knew!
"But... were you actually born in Stockholm, Lars?"
No, but my family on my Mom's side is Swedish-American.
"Uh... okay."
Comin' straight outta prep school, on the mike at assembly,
Class clown, straight A's, running KSPB.
Pebble Beach, sheltered high school, like a nun on Mars
The Horris was Dr. Quin, Heavyweights gave me Lars.
"So how do you spell it? Yo, what's the website?"
Is it really that hard? "Morris" with an H - alright!
And okay yo today see I'm still experimenting,
Venting & presenting never misrepresenting.
And it's not quite rap, not quite pop,
Alien hip-hop Lars punk rock,
If I make the big time I'll still sit up in my room,
My brain on the keyboard and I'll try to resume,
Such a great story that I'll always behold,
I'll look back on this when I'm 80 years old.
London, New York, UK tour, NY demo,
Tickled as can be, when I tickle you like Elmo.
So much to say, new sounds to try,
Laptop, costumes, local buzz, and why?
Don't ask me, buddy, but you're bumpin' me now!
Amalgam for the future revolution like Mao.
You're right when I grab the mike, I do what I like,
I sit with a pen by the full moon light.
Euphonic epiphany like Keat's lyre trope,
I am it, iambic's rap's last hope.
My Grandma says I have rhyme talent, and I love her.
I flow lethal, Weapon? Lyrical like Danny Glover.
I flip your paradigm manhole cover,
Mutant reptiles, surprised what you discover.
But I still like Bob Dylan more than any MC.
Most depress me, like Hepatitis B.
Reverse them like Pi when they step to me
Nine five one four one point three.
REPEAT CHORUS