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MC Lars - My Rhymes Rhyme
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MC Lars - (Lord It's Hard To Be Happy When You're Not) Using The Metric System
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MC Lars - (Rock) The Bells
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MC Lars - 21 Concepts
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MC Lars - 911 Am
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MC Lars - Ahab
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MC Lars - Altered State
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MC Lars - Annabel Lee R.i.p.
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MC Lars - Art Of Darkness
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MC Lars - Atom You're Awesome
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MC Lars - Birth Of A Phish
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MC Lars - Buddhism For Dummies
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MC Lars - Carmen Sandiego Has Really Bad Morals
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MC Lars - Certified
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MC Lars - Child's Play
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MC Lars - Cry Tonight
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MC Lars - Cry Tonight
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MC Lars - Deangelo Vickers
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MC Lars - Do The Bruce Cambell
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MC Lars - Download This Song
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MC Lars - Escape From Robot Island (featuring MNP)
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MC Lars - Everyone's a Little Bit Gay
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MC Lars - Flow Like Poe
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MC Lars - Francis Bacon Slashed The Canvas
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MC Lars - Gary The Green-nosed Reindeer
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MC Lars - Geeked Out
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MC Lars - Generic Crunk Rap
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MC Lars - Going Back To Brooklyn
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MC Lars - Guinevere
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MC Lars - Guitar Hero Hero
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MC Lars - Hey That's Me
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MC Lars - Hey There Ophelia
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MC Lars - Hipster Girl
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MC Lars - History's Greatest Assholes
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MC Lars - Hot Girls Make Guys do Really Stupid Things
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MC Lars - Hot Topic Is Not Punk Rock
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MC Lars - How To Be An Indie Rapper
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MC Lars - Humphrey the Whale
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MC Lars - Hurricane Fresh
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MC Lars - If I Had A Time Machine, That Would Be Fresh
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MC Lars - iGeneration
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MC Lars - Internet Relationships (Are Not Real Relationships)
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MC Lars - It's a Latin Thing
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MC Lars - It's A Party Y'all
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MC Lars - It's not easy (Being green)
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MC Lars - Judas Priest
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MC Lars - Kidney Stones For Easter
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MC Lars - Lars Attacks!
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MC Lars - Lenore (I Miss You)
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MC Lars - Lolita
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MC Lars - Make a Friend On 27Th Street
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MC Lars - Make Way for Ducklings
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MC Lars - Male Feminist
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MC Lars - Manifest Destiny
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MC Lars - Mike Russo Cut Your Hair
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MC Lars - Missing White Girl Syndrome
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MC Lars - Mr. Raven
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MC Lars - My Biochemical Romance
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MC Lars - My Rhyme's Rhyme
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MC Lars - Nerdcore Died
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MC Lars - Nerdcore Players
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MC Lars - Oneonta (Eli Porter)
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MC Lars - Paul And Phil Are Friends
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MC Lars - Paul Is Dead
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MC Lars - Rapbeth (Foul is Fair)
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MC Lars - Rapgirl
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MC Lars - Reaping Beauty
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MC Lars - Rock Star
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MC Lars - Running Trains
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MC Lars - Sarah
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MC Lars - Scientology = WTF?
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MC Lars - Shvensen Fitzlogic
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MC Lars - Signing Emo
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MC Lars - Single And Famous
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MC Lars - Six Degrees Of Kurt Cobain
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MC Lars - Somebody's Watching Me
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MC Lars - Something Wicca This Way Comes
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MC Lars - Space Game
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MC Lars - Stat-60
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MC Lars - Straight Outta Stockholm
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MC Lars - Summer Camp Love (Is So In Tents)
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MC Lars - Super Scope
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MC Lars - That's Cpr
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MC Lars - The Abridged Narrative Of Arthur Gordon Pym Of Nantucket
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MC Lars - The Bonus Track For Japan
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MC Lars - The Dialogue
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MC Lars - The Game
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MC Lars - The Giving Tree
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MC Lars - The Gospel Of Hip-hop
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MC Lars - The Lint Song
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MC Lars - The Roommate From Hell
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MC Lars - The Séance At Harpers Ferry
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MC Lars - The TellTale
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MC Lars - This Gigantic Robot Kills
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MC Lars - True Player For Real
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MC Lars - Twenty-three
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MC Lars - Twenty-Three (2011 Remix)
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MC Lars - UK Vica Versa
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MC Lars - UK Visa Versa
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MC Lars - Venomous Box Jellyfish
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MC Lars - We Fresh
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MC Lars - We Have Arrived
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MC Lars - Where Ya Been Lars?
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MC Lars - White Kids Aren't Hyphy
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MC Lars - Yes I Am an Alien
Stat-60
MC Lars
STAT-60 satisfies 2C, the math GER, not the one for me.
The Central Limit Theorem? Speak English.
The Sum of Squares? I don't need this.
But I'm positive, studying hard, gotta pass this, no holds barred.
But essay due last Thursday man, Moby Dick I understand.
Up 'till five in the library, Meyer Lair, kind of scary.
Asleep at eight then up at ten, missed the lecture can't pretend,
I get the null hypothesis... on Tuesday's test, I was dissed.
CHORUS
Got STAT-60 on my mind,
In my notes and in my rhymes.
Chi-squared values all the time,
Easy quarter? Not this time.
Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated, Professor Thomas?
Never are the quiz score grades ever inflated, but you taught this:
You get involved in radio, work really hard, get your own show.
But whoops, you slip, and play a track, uncensored as matter of fact.
The FCC gets on your back, the station manager says it's whack.
The probability that youÕll loose your show on 90.1? 1.0.
Let's say that you're late for class, racing down peddling fast.
You live in A, class is at B, integrate time and velocity.
The probability that you'll crash your bike,
In White Plaza on the way to Psych, .34 on your cell phone, .85 if you hit a cone.
REPEAT CHORUS
Let's say you meet this hot sophomore, she likes you, you can't ignore
X the months that you date, P the probability that it's great.
You break up but you still kiss, you're not discrete it's continuous.
Late night hook ups nebulous, thin line friendship no big fuss.
Weekly sessions on the phone, made the right choice, you're on your own.
Good to be single all alone, degrees of freedom you can't clone.
But calculate E of X, you're at a party you see your ex,
The probability that your heart breaks in 2
She's with someone new and it's not you.
REPEAT CHORUS
S-T-A-T sixty, baby.
S-T-A-T sixty, baby.
S-T-A-T sixty, baby.
S-T-A-T sixty.
I'm going to pass this class, so... you know.