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MC Lars - Male Feminist
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MC Lars - (Lord It's Hard To Be Happy When You're Not) Using The Metric System
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MC Lars - (Rock) The Bells
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MC Lars - 21 Concepts
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MC Lars - 911 Am
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MC Lars - Ahab
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MC Lars - Altered State
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MC Lars - Annabel Lee R.i.p.
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MC Lars - Art Of Darkness
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MC Lars - Atom You're Awesome
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MC Lars - Birth Of A Phish
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MC Lars - Buddhism For Dummies
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MC Lars - Carmen Sandiego Has Really Bad Morals
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MC Lars - Certified
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MC Lars - Child's Play
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MC Lars - Cry Tonight
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MC Lars - Cry Tonight
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MC Lars - Deangelo Vickers
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MC Lars - Do The Bruce Cambell
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MC Lars - Download This Song
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MC Lars - Escape From Robot Island (featuring MNP)
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MC Lars - Everyone's a Little Bit Gay
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MC Lars - Flow Like Poe
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MC Lars - Francis Bacon Slashed The Canvas
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MC Lars - Gary The Green-nosed Reindeer
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MC Lars - Geeked Out
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MC Lars - Generic Crunk Rap
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MC Lars - Going Back To Brooklyn
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MC Lars - Guinevere
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MC Lars - Guitar Hero Hero
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MC Lars - Hey That's Me
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MC Lars - Hey There Ophelia
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MC Lars - Hipster Girl
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MC Lars - History's Greatest Assholes
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MC Lars - Hot Girls Make Guys do Really Stupid Things
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MC Lars - Hot Topic Is Not Punk Rock
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MC Lars - How To Be An Indie Rapper
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MC Lars - Humphrey the Whale
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MC Lars - Hurricane Fresh
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MC Lars - If I Had A Time Machine, That Would Be Fresh
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MC Lars - iGeneration
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MC Lars - Internet Relationships (Are Not Real Relationships)
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MC Lars - It's a Latin Thing
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MC Lars - It's A Party Y'all
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MC Lars - It's not easy (Being green)
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MC Lars - Judas Priest
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MC Lars - Kidney Stones For Easter
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MC Lars - Lars Attacks!
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MC Lars - Lenore (I Miss You)
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MC Lars - Lolita
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MC Lars - Make a Friend On 27Th Street
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MC Lars - Make Way for Ducklings
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MC Lars - Manifest Destiny
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MC Lars - Mike Russo Cut Your Hair
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MC Lars - Missing White Girl Syndrome
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MC Lars - Mr. Raven
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MC Lars - My Biochemical Romance
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MC Lars - My Rhyme's Rhyme
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MC Lars - My Rhymes Rhyme
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MC Lars - Nerdcore Died
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MC Lars - Nerdcore Players
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MC Lars - Oneonta (Eli Porter)
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MC Lars - Paul And Phil Are Friends
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MC Lars - Paul Is Dead
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MC Lars - Rapbeth (Foul is Fair)
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MC Lars - Rapgirl
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MC Lars - Reaping Beauty
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MC Lars - Rock Star
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MC Lars - Running Trains
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MC Lars - Sarah
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MC Lars - Scientology = WTF?
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MC Lars - Shvensen Fitzlogic
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MC Lars - Signing Emo
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MC Lars - Single And Famous
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MC Lars - Six Degrees Of Kurt Cobain
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MC Lars - Somebody's Watching Me
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MC Lars - Something Wicca This Way Comes
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MC Lars - Space Game
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MC Lars - Stat-60
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MC Lars - Straight Outta Stockholm
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MC Lars - Summer Camp Love (Is So In Tents)
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MC Lars - Super Scope
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MC Lars - That's Cpr
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MC Lars - The Abridged Narrative Of Arthur Gordon Pym Of Nantucket
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MC Lars - The Bonus Track For Japan
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MC Lars - The Dialogue
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MC Lars - The Game
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MC Lars - The Giving Tree
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MC Lars - The Gospel Of Hip-hop
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MC Lars - The Lint Song
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MC Lars - The Roommate From Hell
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MC Lars - The Séance At Harpers Ferry
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MC Lars - The TellTale
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MC Lars - This Gigantic Robot Kills
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MC Lars - True Player For Real
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MC Lars - Twenty-three
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MC Lars - Twenty-Three (2011 Remix)
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MC Lars - UK Vica Versa
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MC Lars - UK Visa Versa
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MC Lars - Venomous Box Jellyfish
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MC Lars - We Fresh
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MC Lars - We Have Arrived
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MC Lars - Where Ya Been Lars?
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MC Lars - White Kids Aren't Hyphy
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MC Lars - Yes I Am an Alien
White Kids Aren't Hyphy
MC Lars
I wish i didn't crash going ghostriding nightly
I wish i didn't have to fact the fact that i'm whack on the track, white kids aren't hyphy
Got kicked out of slim's like a week ago
For krumping in the front row, at the anticon show
And everyone i know says i'm taking my chances
Cruising through oakland, bumping sage francis?
San jose rappers say they don't want to hear
Angry emo raps by eyedea and atmosphere
They hippies out in berkeley, tell me i should stop
Ghostriding my volvo wearing birkenstocks
So i took my dad's lexus in the town for a spin
Surprised him back at home with some 18 inch rims
Up at live 105 jumping on aaron's desk
Stop playing mickey avalon his concepts are a mess
Traxamillion did this beat, now he's calling on the phone
Drank too much hyphy juice and i got a kidney stone
The bay has come back with a brand new sound
But its so hard to be retarded, i guess i'll never be down
I wish i was a little bit hyphy, i wish e-40 liked me
I wish i didn't crash going ghostriding nightly
I wish i didn't have to face the fact, that i'm whack, on the track, white kids aren't hyphy
I wish i was a little bit hyphy, not quite like keira knightley
I wish i had a whip for the girls rockin nikes
I wish i didn't have to face the fact, when i'm back with the raps, white kids aren't hyphy
Showed up at the sydeshow but they laughed at me
Tried to ghostride my whip but i hit a tree
And i can't get my volvo under 60 a gallon
Didn't have any thizz, so i popped a valium
Because that's how we roll when we in the yay area
The rippers ride the yellow bus we bring the mass hysteria
I'm up in the club in my brand new stunnas
Had a seizure from the strobe so my moves got dumber
Keak da sneak looked at me and said 'yo this kid can dance'
I was keeping it so trreal that i split my baggy pants
The i got on the mic all deaf, dumb, and hyphy
From richmond to vallejo rappers want to be just like me
E-40's in the scraper with his brand new slumper
Chillin with bubb rubb, in his tricked out hummer
Kids yell 'yee,' the whistles go 'woo'
Don't know what i just said on this verse, do you?
I wish i was a little bit hyphy, i wish these rappers liked me
I wish they went on myspace always typing 'bite me'
I wish i didn't have to face the fact, that i lack, the attack, white kids aren't hyphy
I wish i was a little bit hyphy, not your average white-g
Catch me in the source, with five mics, that's unlikely
I wish i didn't have to face the fact, that i'm whack, like i rap, white kids aren't hyphy
I wish i was a little bit hyphy, i wish e-40 liked me
I wish i didn't crash going ghostriding nightly
I wish i didn't have to face the fact, that i'm whack, on the track, white kids aren't hyphy
I wish i was a little bit hyphy, not quite like keira knightley
I wish i had a whip for the girls rockin nikes
I wish i didn't have to face the fact, when i'm back with the raps, white kids aren't hyphy