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MC Lars - Male Feminist
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MC Lars - (Rock) The Bells
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MC Lars - (Lord It's Hard To Be Happy When You're Not) Using The Metric System
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MC Lars - 21 Concepts
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MC Lars - 911 Am
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MC Lars - Ahab
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MC Lars - Altered State
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MC Lars - Annabel Lee R.i.p.
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MC Lars - Art Of Darkness
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MC Lars - Atom You're Awesome
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MC Lars - Birth Of A Phish
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MC Lars - Buddhism For Dummies
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MC Lars - Carmen Sandiego Has Really Bad Morals
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MC Lars - Certified
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MC Lars - Child's Play
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MC Lars - Cry Tonight
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MC Lars - Cry Tonight
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MC Lars - Deangelo Vickers
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MC Lars - Do The Bruce Cambell
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MC Lars - Download This Song
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MC Lars - Escape From Robot Island (featuring MNP)
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MC Lars - Everyone's a Little Bit Gay
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MC Lars - Flow Like Poe
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MC Lars - Francis Bacon Slashed The Canvas
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MC Lars - Gary The Green-nosed Reindeer
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MC Lars - Geeked Out
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MC Lars - Generic Crunk Rap
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MC Lars - Going Back To Brooklyn
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MC Lars - Guinevere
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MC Lars - Guitar Hero Hero
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MC Lars - Hey That's Me
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MC Lars - Hey There Ophelia
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MC Lars - Hipster Girl
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MC Lars - History's Greatest Assholes
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MC Lars - Hot Girls Make Guys do Really Stupid Things
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MC Lars - Hot Topic Is Not Punk Rock
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MC Lars - How To Be An Indie Rapper
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MC Lars - Humphrey the Whale
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MC Lars - Hurricane Fresh
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MC Lars - If I Had A Time Machine, That Would Be Fresh
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MC Lars - iGeneration
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MC Lars - Internet Relationships (Are Not Real Relationships)
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MC Lars - It's a Latin Thing
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MC Lars - It's A Party Y'all
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MC Lars - It's not easy (Being green)
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MC Lars - Judas Priest
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MC Lars - Kidney Stones For Easter
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MC Lars - Lars Attacks!
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MC Lars - Lenore (I Miss You)
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MC Lars - Lolita
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MC Lars - Make a Friend On 27Th Street
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MC Lars - Make Way for Ducklings
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MC Lars - Manifest Destiny
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MC Lars - Mike Russo Cut Your Hair
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MC Lars - Missing White Girl Syndrome
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MC Lars - Mr. Raven
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MC Lars - My Biochemical Romance
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MC Lars - My Rhyme's Rhyme
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MC Lars - My Rhymes Rhyme
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MC Lars - Nerdcore Died
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MC Lars - Nerdcore Players
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MC Lars - Oneonta (Eli Porter)
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MC Lars - Paul And Phil Are Friends
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MC Lars - Paul Is Dead
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MC Lars - Rapbeth (Foul is Fair)
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MC Lars - Rapgirl
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MC Lars - Reaping Beauty
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MC Lars - Rock Star
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MC Lars - Running Trains
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MC Lars - Sarah
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MC Lars - Scientology = WTF?
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MC Lars - Shvensen Fitzlogic
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MC Lars - Signing Emo
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MC Lars - Single And Famous
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MC Lars - Six Degrees Of Kurt Cobain
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MC Lars - Somebody's Watching Me
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MC Lars - Something Wicca This Way Comes
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MC Lars - Space Game
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MC Lars - Stat-60
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MC Lars - Straight Outta Stockholm
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MC Lars - Summer Camp Love (Is So In Tents)
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MC Lars - Super Scope
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MC Lars - That's Cpr
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MC Lars - The Abridged Narrative Of Arthur Gordon Pym Of Nantucket
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MC Lars - The Bonus Track For Japan
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MC Lars - The Dialogue
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MC Lars - The Game
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MC Lars - The Giving Tree
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MC Lars - The Gospel Of Hip-hop
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MC Lars - The Lint Song
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MC Lars - The Roommate From Hell
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MC Lars - The Séance At Harpers Ferry
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MC Lars - The TellTale
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MC Lars - This Gigantic Robot Kills
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MC Lars - True Player For Real
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MC Lars - Twenty-three
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MC Lars - Twenty-Three (2011 Remix)
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MC Lars - UK Vica Versa
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MC Lars - UK Visa Versa
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MC Lars - Venomous Box Jellyfish
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MC Lars - We Fresh
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MC Lars - We Have Arrived
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MC Lars - Where Ya Been Lars?
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MC Lars - White Kids Aren't Hyphy
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MC Lars - Yes I Am an Alien
We Have Arrived
MC Lars
Guess who's back with a postmodern rap
I pack so much flavor that i make your tongue snap
When i'm rappin' on the beat it's crazy and it's ill
And when i rock the mic, yo i'm built to spill
I'm socratic - but it's greek to you
Like plato's cave allegory, well i'll leave your view askew
I get metaphysical like aristotle
And when i storm the stage, i do it full throttle
I'm a laptop hustler dealing shareware cracks
And if you mess with yt your mac will get hacked
My rhymes are so def that they need a hearing aid
Ask andy warhol - pop art gets you paid
Like thomas aqunias, just call me your heinous
And yo, if you step my crew then you're messing with the finest
Like dante or chaucer, i've got the sickest flows
1, 2, 1, 2 and away we go!
Thirty dudes on my jock, i flow smooth like country crock
No shit sherlock 'cause i'm top notch
Dominate a mic like it's hopscotch
Hotter than a bottle full of hot sauce, i am on fuego
Take these haters down then i toast them like some eggos
Mané what you know about me? five foot seven hella dope mc
Eat up the game like jabba the hutt
Got a big fat wang and a big ol' butt, what's up?
Yeah i read mad books, talk to the boys and they all get shook
'cause i got cool style, born in the 80's
Line full of dudes want to have my babies!
Yo, it's going down like "junior". mc lars, the former fat boys and bryce are going to birth some children.
It's not even a game. i have so many x chromosomes it's going to blow your mind!
Emanating from the speakerbox
Other mcs they be kicking rocks i got bigger chops
Im been doing this 10 years finally on the map
Got a mac in my backpack and i still hack
But i keep it on the low cuz i dont want to go to jail
Epic fail on a triple beam scale
Cuz my lyrics like drugs and i write so well
Im still the dg to watch in 2k9
And im blowing they mind drip drop my hip hop
Like water torture ask mccain
Im that geek mc with the brains the braun
Sliced up like a taun taun just ask luke
No fluke words hot like alphabet soup
Wheres my troops hit the loop and do it again
Yt go fluid again go through it and win
Former fat boys:
I have arrived, peep the ride, '97 nian scraped up side
You might go blind avert your eyes
It's not what's out but what's inside
In my brain i know secrets, believe it
If you disable the sequence, i still got my
Grievance, my huge epenis
Still self-destruct in your face like semen
Nerd core beat i'm about the get even
With jealous fellas, who try to beam into the scene with jacked beats
Mc chris dreaming, want to be mindless, cults claiming genius
Put a little captain crunch in your cereal port
That will shut your mouth so you can't retort
'cause i'm classic, i'm a fantasy star
My mcdonalds jams blams through the woofer your car
I'm so postmodern i'm mc lars
Chicks love a little k. dick in bars
They like it when you're well versed, fully alive
That's why you'll never get here and we've arrived
That's why you'll never get here and we've arrived
We've arrivedé hi.