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MC Lars - Male Feminist
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MC Lars - (Lord It's Hard To Be Happy When You're Not) Using The Metric System
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MC Lars - (Rock) The Bells
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MC Lars - 21 Concepts
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MC Lars - 911 Am
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MC Lars - Ahab
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MC Lars - Altered State
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MC Lars - Annabel Lee R.i.p.
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MC Lars - Art Of Darkness
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MC Lars - Atom You're Awesome
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MC Lars - Birth Of A Phish
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MC Lars - Buddhism For Dummies
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MC Lars - Carmen Sandiego Has Really Bad Morals
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MC Lars - Certified
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MC Lars - Child's Play
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MC Lars - Cry Tonight
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MC Lars - Cry Tonight
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MC Lars - Deangelo Vickers
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MC Lars - Do The Bruce Cambell
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MC Lars - Download This Song
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MC Lars - Escape From Robot Island (featuring MNP)
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MC Lars - Everyone's a Little Bit Gay
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MC Lars - Flow Like Poe
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MC Lars - Francis Bacon Slashed The Canvas
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MC Lars - Gary The Green-nosed Reindeer
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MC Lars - Geeked Out
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MC Lars - Generic Crunk Rap
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MC Lars - Going Back To Brooklyn
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MC Lars - Guinevere
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MC Lars - Guitar Hero Hero
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MC Lars - Hey That's Me
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MC Lars - Hey There Ophelia
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MC Lars - Hipster Girl
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MC Lars - History's Greatest Assholes
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MC Lars - Hot Girls Make Guys do Really Stupid Things
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MC Lars - Hot Topic Is Not Punk Rock
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MC Lars - How To Be An Indie Rapper
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MC Lars - Humphrey the Whale
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MC Lars - Hurricane Fresh
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MC Lars - If I Had A Time Machine, That Would Be Fresh
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MC Lars - iGeneration
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MC Lars - Internet Relationships (Are Not Real Relationships)
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MC Lars - It's a Latin Thing
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MC Lars - It's A Party Y'all
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MC Lars - It's not easy (Being green)
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MC Lars - Judas Priest
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MC Lars - Kidney Stones For Easter
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MC Lars - Lars Attacks!
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MC Lars - Lenore (I Miss You)
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MC Lars - Lolita
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MC Lars - Make a Friend On 27Th Street
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MC Lars - Make Way for Ducklings
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MC Lars - Manifest Destiny
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MC Lars - Mike Russo Cut Your Hair
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MC Lars - Missing White Girl Syndrome
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MC Lars - Mr. Raven
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MC Lars - My Biochemical Romance
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MC Lars - My Rhyme's Rhyme
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MC Lars - My Rhymes Rhyme
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MC Lars - Nerdcore Died
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MC Lars - Nerdcore Players
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MC Lars - Oneonta (Eli Porter)
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MC Lars - Paul And Phil Are Friends
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MC Lars - Paul Is Dead
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MC Lars - Rapbeth (Foul is Fair)
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MC Lars - Rapgirl
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MC Lars - Reaping Beauty
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MC Lars - Rock Star
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MC Lars - Running Trains
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MC Lars - Sarah
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MC Lars - Scientology = WTF?
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MC Lars - Shvensen Fitzlogic
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MC Lars - Signing Emo
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MC Lars - Single And Famous
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MC Lars - Six Degrees Of Kurt Cobain
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MC Lars - Somebody's Watching Me
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MC Lars - Something Wicca This Way Comes
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MC Lars - Space Game
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MC Lars - Stat-60
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MC Lars - Straight Outta Stockholm
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MC Lars - Summer Camp Love (Is So In Tents)
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MC Lars - Super Scope
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MC Lars - That's Cpr
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MC Lars - The Abridged Narrative Of Arthur Gordon Pym Of Nantucket
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MC Lars - The Bonus Track For Japan
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MC Lars - The Dialogue
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MC Lars - The Game
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MC Lars - The Giving Tree
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MC Lars - The Gospel Of Hip-hop
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MC Lars - The Lint Song
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MC Lars - The Roommate From Hell
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MC Lars - The Séance At Harpers Ferry
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MC Lars - The TellTale
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MC Lars - This Gigantic Robot Kills
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MC Lars - True Player For Real
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MC Lars - Twenty-three
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MC Lars - Twenty-Three (2011 Remix)
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MC Lars - UK Vica Versa
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MC Lars - UK Visa Versa
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MC Lars - Venomous Box Jellyfish
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MC Lars - We Fresh
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MC Lars - We Have Arrived
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MC Lars - Where Ya Been Lars?
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MC Lars - White Kids Aren't Hyphy
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MC Lars - Yes I Am an Alien
True Player For Real
MC Lars
Got in trouble constantly, said, "just gotta be me!"
Nineteen years later i've got this piece of paper
It says "congrats, you're broke english major"
I still live with mom and dad and it's kind of sad
When this stanford grad brings ladies to his pad,
"what up girl?"
"aren't you that rapper with that song about hot topic?"
Maybe bukowski was right about women? "ha ha, stop it!"
This is an old-school jam, i'm dropping knowledge like plato
While most rappers track it backwards and stay flat like play dough
But i'm a minor threat, i flip scripts so they know
You can't taze me bro ("don't taze me bro!")
Not to conceal, keep it surreal,
Piss off the british press when i'm like, "who's john peel?"
The nme says, "lars is well rubbish,
His single is bollocks," but i know that they love this!
I'm mc lars (true player for real!)
Tpfr (true player for real)
It's my self-referential introduction song
Tpfr (true player for real)
I'm mc lars (true player for real!)
Tpfr (true player for real!)
The name's mc lars now you know the deal
(true player for real)
Once upon a time grandmaster flash
Inspired these nerds with a culture clash
Once run-dmc mixed rock guitars
With the kick, snare, kick, kick, snare
Public enemy took a political stand,
Now we pirate these records like damn the man
Nwa got attacked by the media,
Now we check the facts up on wikipedia
Can't get on the stage at the jay-z show
So we boot up protools and bust a funky flow
Online for free we don't make dough,
Okay just thought i'd let you know
And i can give you 27 reasons why
Nerdcore rhymes are just as fly
As anything born from mainstream rap,
Till my laptop dies... and i'll take that back
I'm mc lars (true player for real!)
Tpfr (true player for real)
Still my self-referential introduction song
Tpfr (true player for real)
I'm mc lars (true player for real!)
Tpfr (true player for real!)
The name's mc lars now you know the deal
(true player for real)
Like ralph waldo emerson, i stay "self reliant"
Genre-defiant, all ages shows with kobe bryant
I just checked billboard, my album's in the charts
I think therefore i soundscan, right descartes?
But am i a culture thief making hip-hop sound white?
Haven't got the right like lancelot the knight?
No, camelot's a myth, and guinevere's a slut
So i'll jump into this mosh pit, pants sagging like "what!"... key change
I'm mc lars (true player for real!)
Tpfr (true player for real)
Still my self-referential introduction song
Tpfr (true player for real)
I'm mc lars (true player for real!)
Tpfr (true player for real!)
The name's mc lars now you know the deal
(true player for real)
I kill it on stage, with two di's, why?
Post-punk laptop rap is the new diy
(true player for real!)
Tpfr (true player for real)
I kill it on stage, with two di's, why?
Post-punk laptop rap is the new diy
Tpfr (true player for real)
Tpfr (true player for real)
True player.... true player