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MC Lars - Male Feminist
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MC Lars - (Lord It's Hard To Be Happy When You're Not) Using The Metric System
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MC Lars - (Rock) The Bells
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MC Lars - 21 Concepts
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MC Lars - 911 Am
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MC Lars - Ahab
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MC Lars - Altered State
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MC Lars - Annabel Lee R.i.p.
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MC Lars - Art Of Darkness
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MC Lars - Atom You're Awesome
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MC Lars - Birth Of A Phish
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MC Lars - Buddhism For Dummies
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MC Lars - Carmen Sandiego Has Really Bad Morals
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MC Lars - Certified
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MC Lars - Child's Play
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MC Lars - Cry Tonight
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MC Lars - Cry Tonight
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MC Lars - Deangelo Vickers
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MC Lars - Do The Bruce Cambell
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MC Lars - Download This Song
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MC Lars - Escape From Robot Island (featuring MNP)
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MC Lars - Everyone's a Little Bit Gay
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MC Lars - Flow Like Poe
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MC Lars - Francis Bacon Slashed The Canvas
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MC Lars - Gary The Green-nosed Reindeer
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MC Lars - Geeked Out
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MC Lars - Generic Crunk Rap
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MC Lars - Going Back To Brooklyn
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MC Lars - Guinevere
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MC Lars - Guitar Hero Hero
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MC Lars - Hey That's Me
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MC Lars - Hey There Ophelia
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MC Lars - Hipster Girl
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MC Lars - History's Greatest Assholes
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MC Lars - Hot Girls Make Guys do Really Stupid Things
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MC Lars - Hot Topic Is Not Punk Rock
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MC Lars - How To Be An Indie Rapper
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MC Lars - Humphrey the Whale
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MC Lars - Hurricane Fresh
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MC Lars - If I Had A Time Machine, That Would Be Fresh
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MC Lars - iGeneration
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MC Lars - Internet Relationships (Are Not Real Relationships)
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MC Lars - It's a Latin Thing
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MC Lars - It's A Party Y'all
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MC Lars - It's not easy (Being green)
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MC Lars - Judas Priest
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MC Lars - Kidney Stones For Easter
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MC Lars - Lars Attacks!
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MC Lars - Lenore (I Miss You)
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MC Lars - Lolita
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MC Lars - Make a Friend On 27Th Street
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MC Lars - Make Way for Ducklings
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MC Lars - Manifest Destiny
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MC Lars - Mike Russo Cut Your Hair
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MC Lars - Missing White Girl Syndrome
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MC Lars - Mr. Raven
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MC Lars - My Biochemical Romance
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MC Lars - My Rhyme's Rhyme
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MC Lars - My Rhymes Rhyme
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MC Lars - Nerdcore Died
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MC Lars - Nerdcore Players
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MC Lars - Oneonta (Eli Porter)
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MC Lars - Paul And Phil Are Friends
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MC Lars - Paul Is Dead
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MC Lars - Rapbeth (Foul is Fair)
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MC Lars - Rapgirl
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MC Lars - Reaping Beauty
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MC Lars - Rock Star
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MC Lars - Running Trains
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MC Lars - Sarah
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MC Lars - Scientology = WTF?
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MC Lars - Shvensen Fitzlogic
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MC Lars - Signing Emo
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MC Lars - Single And Famous
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MC Lars - Six Degrees Of Kurt Cobain
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MC Lars - Somebody's Watching Me
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MC Lars - Something Wicca This Way Comes
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MC Lars - Space Game
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MC Lars - Stat-60
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MC Lars - Straight Outta Stockholm
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MC Lars - Summer Camp Love (Is So In Tents)
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MC Lars - Super Scope
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MC Lars - That's Cpr
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MC Lars - The Abridged Narrative Of Arthur Gordon Pym Of Nantucket
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MC Lars - The Bonus Track For Japan
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MC Lars - The Dialogue
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MC Lars - The Game
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MC Lars - The Giving Tree
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MC Lars - The Gospel Of Hip-hop
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MC Lars - The Lint Song
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MC Lars - The Roommate From Hell
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MC Lars - The Séance At Harpers Ferry
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MC Lars - The TellTale
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MC Lars - This Gigantic Robot Kills
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MC Lars - True Player For Real
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MC Lars - Twenty-three
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MC Lars - Twenty-Three (2011 Remix)
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MC Lars - UK Vica Versa
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MC Lars - UK Visa Versa
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MC Lars - Venomous Box Jellyfish
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MC Lars - We Fresh
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MC Lars - We Have Arrived
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MC Lars - Where Ya Been Lars?
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MC Lars - White Kids Aren't Hyphy
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MC Lars - Yes I Am an Alien
Lolita
MC Lars
Here's the story of a girl who was literally my "baby"
And maybe now it's time I put it all on the table
Living fables, I enabled, we were doomed like Cain and Able
Now this pederast can't be arrested I guess it would be better to stay quiet
Young vixen victims all up on my list wish that I could deny it
Catastrophe, but don't laugh at me, it's blasphemy what I do
cause I was touched my Uncle Lou and that's why I'm touching you
I'm kind of like Kevin Spacey, but in my version of the movie
You'll find me at the playground giving candy to American Beauties
They say that the private me is a public enemy (it's true)
To everything that's pure and good, so I guess we'll wait and see
Fantasies of puberty keep me up every night
So I escape into the past, with my talons holding tight
High school girls (seriously?) please, they're over the hill
But for you my Lolita, I would lie cheat and kill
Lolita when you coming home
I'm all alone
I'm waiting by the phone my love Lolita
when you coming back?
I'm tearing down your Twilight posters
'cause without you life is whack
Lolita when you coming home
I'm all alone
I'm waiting by the phone my love Lolita
when you coming back?
'cause your lover Daddy Mac
Just might have a heart attack
I like 'em young, like Evan Rachel Wood to Marilyn Manson
They try to catch me on Facebook - but I'm straight ducking Chris Hansen
Woody Allen would agree, that the male ego needs this
I'm down with Lot's daughters ask Robert Polhemus
They said beauty is truth and truth is beauty
So what's hotter than a pre-teen shaking that booty?
Don't judge - take a look at the media ideal
Youth it appeals - I'm just keeping real
My black van and candy make little girls smile
The name's Humbert Humbert, world famous pedophile
I'll take her in the back where I'll defile
With roofies and rope 'cause that's my style
Lolita will do my laundry when we buy a house together
I'll wake her up on Christmas once a year with a brand new sweater
Stuck in my heart shaped box, sick like Polly, she's not leaving
I've thrown away the key, but Lolita's still kicking and screaming
I'll buy her school supplies and when September comes
At the parent teacher conference they'll all be like "Um...
Are you the Dad or the lover, it's gotta be one or the other"
When a man walks in with an itty bitty waif
And he ain't no foster mother he gets caught
Lolita when you coming home, I'm all alone
I'm waiting by the phone my love Lolita
when you coming back?
Want to tie you up in Silly Bandz
and give that butt a smack (Mix-a-Lot)
Lolita when you coming home, I'm all alone
I'm waiting by the phone my love Lolita
when you coming back?
'cause your lover Daddy Mac
Just might have a heart attack
Lolita when you coming home, I'm all alone
I'm waiting by the phone my love Lolita
when you coming back?
Let's put on Justin Bieber
While we play with candle wax
Lolita when you coming home, I'm all alone
I'm waiting by the phone my love Lolita
when you coming back?
When you coming back my love Lolita