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MC Lars - Male Feminist
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MC Lars - (Rock) The Bells
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MC Lars - (Lord It's Hard To Be Happy When You're Not) Using The Metric System
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MC Lars - 21 Concepts
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MC Lars - 911 Am
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MC Lars - Ahab
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MC Lars - Altered State
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MC Lars - Annabel Lee R.i.p.
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MC Lars - Art Of Darkness
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MC Lars - Atom You're Awesome
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MC Lars - Birth Of A Phish
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MC Lars - Buddhism For Dummies
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MC Lars - Carmen Sandiego Has Really Bad Morals
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MC Lars - Certified
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MC Lars - Child's Play
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MC Lars - Cry Tonight
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MC Lars - Cry Tonight
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MC Lars - Deangelo Vickers
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MC Lars - Do The Bruce Cambell
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MC Lars - Download This Song
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MC Lars - Escape From Robot Island (featuring MNP)
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MC Lars - Everyone's a Little Bit Gay
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MC Lars - Flow Like Poe
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MC Lars - Francis Bacon Slashed The Canvas
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MC Lars - Gary The Green-nosed Reindeer
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MC Lars - Geeked Out
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MC Lars - Generic Crunk Rap
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MC Lars - Going Back To Brooklyn
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MC Lars - Guinevere
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MC Lars - Guitar Hero Hero
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MC Lars - Hey That's Me
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MC Lars - Hey There Ophelia
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MC Lars - Hipster Girl
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MC Lars - History's Greatest Assholes
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MC Lars - Hot Girls Make Guys do Really Stupid Things
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MC Lars - Hot Topic Is Not Punk Rock
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MC Lars - How To Be An Indie Rapper
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MC Lars - Humphrey the Whale
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MC Lars - Hurricane Fresh
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MC Lars - If I Had A Time Machine, That Would Be Fresh
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MC Lars - iGeneration
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MC Lars - Internet Relationships (Are Not Real Relationships)
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MC Lars - It's a Latin Thing
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MC Lars - It's A Party Y'all
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MC Lars - It's not easy (Being green)
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MC Lars - Judas Priest
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MC Lars - Kidney Stones For Easter
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MC Lars - Lars Attacks!
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MC Lars - Lenore (I Miss You)
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MC Lars - Lolita
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MC Lars - Make a Friend On 27Th Street
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MC Lars - Make Way for Ducklings
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MC Lars - Manifest Destiny
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MC Lars - Mike Russo Cut Your Hair
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MC Lars - Missing White Girl Syndrome
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MC Lars - Mr. Raven
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MC Lars - My Biochemical Romance
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MC Lars - My Rhyme's Rhyme
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MC Lars - My Rhymes Rhyme
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MC Lars - Nerdcore Died
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MC Lars - Nerdcore Players
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MC Lars - Oneonta (Eli Porter)
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MC Lars - Paul And Phil Are Friends
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MC Lars - Paul Is Dead
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MC Lars - Rapbeth (Foul is Fair)
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MC Lars - Rapgirl
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MC Lars - Reaping Beauty
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MC Lars - Rock Star
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MC Lars - Running Trains
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MC Lars - Sarah
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MC Lars - Scientology = WTF?
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MC Lars - Shvensen Fitzlogic
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MC Lars - Signing Emo
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MC Lars - Single And Famous
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MC Lars - Six Degrees Of Kurt Cobain
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MC Lars - Somebody's Watching Me
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MC Lars - Something Wicca This Way Comes
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MC Lars - Space Game
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MC Lars - Stat-60
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MC Lars - Straight Outta Stockholm
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MC Lars - Summer Camp Love (Is So In Tents)
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MC Lars - Super Scope
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MC Lars - That's Cpr
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MC Lars - The Abridged Narrative Of Arthur Gordon Pym Of Nantucket
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MC Lars - The Bonus Track For Japan
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MC Lars - The Dialogue
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MC Lars - The Game
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MC Lars - The Giving Tree
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MC Lars - The Gospel Of Hip-hop
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MC Lars - The Lint Song
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MC Lars - The Roommate From Hell
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MC Lars - The Séance At Harpers Ferry
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MC Lars - The TellTale
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MC Lars - This Gigantic Robot Kills
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MC Lars - True Player For Real
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MC Lars - Twenty-three
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MC Lars - Twenty-Three (2011 Remix)
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MC Lars - UK Vica Versa
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MC Lars - UK Visa Versa
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MC Lars - Venomous Box Jellyfish
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MC Lars - We Fresh
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MC Lars - We Have Arrived
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MC Lars - Where Ya Been Lars?
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MC Lars - White Kids Aren't Hyphy
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MC Lars - Yes I Am an Alien
Child's Play
MC Lars
But i've never done coke and i'll never do smack
Just lines and lines and lines of sick rhymes
'cause deviated septum is a really bad time
Rap is easy to me, we're not going away
That's why i'm flowing today, with beefy showing the way
Silly bangs like the flobots - they come and go
When you're still this underground yo you can only grow yo
You can eat a big bowl of murderous doll ass
I've got by the bucketful, let's be honest
Going chucky if you're lucky i won't lacerate your face
I'll cut for 16 bars - leave you blinded like mase
"yo ascap, where my check be at?"
They tell me that they sent it august 4th to be exact
Chasing money's never funny when you really need to eat
Good thing rap is easy - have you heard this awesome beat?
This is child's play,
It's the way we fill empty bars
With awesomeness
Beefy and mc lars we straight rocking this
West coast collab, cause
It's the hottest ish
Don't try to take my mic mic away
This is child's play, easy like i'm running a circus
This album here, the greatest one your mom's every purchased
I'll be ernest, which is to say i'm scared stupid
Got a blueprint and i knew it, only beefy can do it
Honestly i think i might be one of the best
A black hat, cool shirt, and my superman necklace
Everyday before i'm leaving the house, around 5
Didn't get a lot of sleep last night, and it
Doesn't look like you've been getting any either
Try to get a slice of life but i can only lick the beater
Yo the haters call me beaner, and the beaners call me mijo
Hate me all ya want to but it's "f you" like i'm cee-lo
Always got that green yo, my homie holds a kilo
It's safer than if it was in the back of a casino
Your female's coming off like she's a chubby chaser
I got papers, i'm a pedigree replacing all the fakers. what?!
Your brother-in-law had a terminal disease
That's why he wasn't at the party that one time on christmas eve
He hasn't got much time so i put him in a rhyme
To have a song to listen to on repeat as he's dying
My little brother lost his arms, legs toes in iraq
When he got back i showed him all the magic powers of rap
I'm messing with the physics, i straight up spit out cybernetics
People love the robot parts when he's out shopping for organics
"music is my radar" that's what blur said
It's a harmony rock joyride i'll have until i'm dead
Used to feel so mad and violent like the stuff they run on cnn
But beats and rhythm found me now i never want to sit again
We came to spit again, like finnegan begin again
Beefy asked for sprinkles but i take my toast with cinnamon
Writin' over skype, on another night, getting hype, it's alright
Child's play feels aiight!
This is child's play
This is child's play