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MC Lars - Male Feminist
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MC Lars - (Lord It's Hard To Be Happy When You're Not) Using The Metric System
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MC Lars - (Rock) The Bells
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MC Lars - 21 Concepts
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MC Lars - 911 Am
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MC Lars - Ahab
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MC Lars - Altered State
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MC Lars - Annabel Lee R.i.p.
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MC Lars - Art Of Darkness
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MC Lars - Atom You're Awesome
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MC Lars - Birth Of A Phish
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MC Lars - Buddhism For Dummies
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MC Lars - Carmen Sandiego Has Really Bad Morals
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MC Lars - Certified
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MC Lars - Child's Play
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MC Lars - Cry Tonight
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MC Lars - Cry Tonight
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MC Lars - Deangelo Vickers
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MC Lars - Do The Bruce Cambell
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MC Lars - Download This Song
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MC Lars - Escape From Robot Island (featuring MNP)
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MC Lars - Everyone's a Little Bit Gay
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MC Lars - Flow Like Poe
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MC Lars - Francis Bacon Slashed The Canvas
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MC Lars - Gary The Green-nosed Reindeer
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MC Lars - Geeked Out
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MC Lars - Generic Crunk Rap
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MC Lars - Going Back To Brooklyn
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MC Lars - Guinevere
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MC Lars - Guitar Hero Hero
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MC Lars - Hey That's Me
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MC Lars - Hey There Ophelia
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MC Lars - Hipster Girl
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MC Lars - History's Greatest Assholes
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MC Lars - Hot Girls Make Guys do Really Stupid Things
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MC Lars - Hot Topic Is Not Punk Rock
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MC Lars - How To Be An Indie Rapper
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MC Lars - Humphrey the Whale
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MC Lars - Hurricane Fresh
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MC Lars - If I Had A Time Machine, That Would Be Fresh
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MC Lars - iGeneration
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MC Lars - Internet Relationships (Are Not Real Relationships)
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MC Lars - It's a Latin Thing
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MC Lars - It's A Party Y'all
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MC Lars - It's not easy (Being green)
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MC Lars - Judas Priest
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MC Lars - Kidney Stones For Easter
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MC Lars - Lars Attacks!
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MC Lars - Lenore (I Miss You)
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MC Lars - Lolita
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MC Lars - Make a Friend On 27Th Street
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MC Lars - Make Way for Ducklings
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MC Lars - Manifest Destiny
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MC Lars - Mike Russo Cut Your Hair
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MC Lars - Missing White Girl Syndrome
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MC Lars - Mr. Raven
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MC Lars - My Biochemical Romance
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MC Lars - My Rhyme's Rhyme
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MC Lars - My Rhymes Rhyme
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MC Lars - Nerdcore Died
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MC Lars - Nerdcore Players
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MC Lars - Oneonta (Eli Porter)
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MC Lars - Paul And Phil Are Friends
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MC Lars - Paul Is Dead
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MC Lars - Rapbeth (Foul is Fair)
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MC Lars - Rapgirl
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MC Lars - Reaping Beauty
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MC Lars - Rock Star
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MC Lars - Running Trains
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MC Lars - Sarah
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MC Lars - Scientology = WTF?
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MC Lars - Shvensen Fitzlogic
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MC Lars - Signing Emo
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MC Lars - Single And Famous
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MC Lars - Six Degrees Of Kurt Cobain
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MC Lars - Somebody's Watching Me
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MC Lars - Something Wicca This Way Comes
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MC Lars - Space Game
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MC Lars - Stat-60
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MC Lars - Straight Outta Stockholm
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MC Lars - Summer Camp Love (Is So In Tents)
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MC Lars - Super Scope
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MC Lars - That's Cpr
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MC Lars - The Abridged Narrative Of Arthur Gordon Pym Of Nantucket
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MC Lars - The Bonus Track For Japan
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MC Lars - The Dialogue
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MC Lars - The Game
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MC Lars - The Giving Tree
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MC Lars - The Gospel Of Hip-hop
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MC Lars - The Lint Song
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MC Lars - The Roommate From Hell
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MC Lars - The Séance At Harpers Ferry
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MC Lars - The TellTale
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MC Lars - This Gigantic Robot Kills
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MC Lars - True Player For Real
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MC Lars - Twenty-three
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MC Lars - Twenty-Three (2011 Remix)
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MC Lars - UK Vica Versa
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MC Lars - UK Visa Versa
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MC Lars - Venomous Box Jellyfish
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MC Lars - We Fresh
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MC Lars - We Have Arrived
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MC Lars - Where Ya Been Lars?
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MC Lars - White Kids Aren't Hyphy
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MC Lars - Yes I Am an Alien
Hipster Girl
MC Lars
Stephen malkumus is a genius, but let's face it he's no conor oberst.
I'm just saying. it's not 1994 anymore, duh.
Did i show you my new mini skirt/leggings combo?
You know what they say; ugly is the new hot.
I met her in the thrift shop bumping indie hip-hop
Calculator wrist watch, shins t-shirt and flip-flops
Queen of the hipster scene, straight out of vice magazine
Social outcast at 16 but now she lives her boho dream
She came from omaha to williamsburg
She loved karen o and she had heard
That brooklyn was the hipster mecca
Packed her bags with her friend rebecca
Said she had a thing for broke dudes in bands
Who lived by union or by grand
So we went down to the bedford bar
And bought a six dollar pbr
Ezra. go down bedord, take a right on metropolitan, then a right on union,
And then you're here. just text me when you get here okay?
Hipster girl
Cool by the numbers and she rocks my world
Knows all the indie bands you've never heard
She's my hipster girl
She thinks uncool stuff is mad cool, indie culture's fad rule
But cool stuff is uncool, right? that's why friday's jewel night
She reads books no one has read, laughs at jokes no one has said
So ironic with her taste, her whole life is cut and paste
It's a metrosexual romance, she wears my shirts and i wear her pants
We play dodge ball, kid sports are cool
Watching spank rock and mccarren park pool
She's my trust fund baby bohemian, her vegan humus keeps her thin,
I love my l-train girl it's true, she always goes down on the weekends too
Hipster girl: by the way, that pro-bush shirt you're wearing is making me really uncomfortable,
You may be wearing it ironically, but that doesn't give you the license to be obnoxious you
Look like a hardcore fascist redneck!
Hipster girl
Cool by the numbers and she rocks my world
Knows all the indie bands you've never heard
She's my hipster girl
Donnie darko makes no sense!
When did side-pony tails get cool again?
Your fixed-gear bike makes no sense!
I've been trying to do that dirty-chic thing, you know?
Donnie darko makes no sense!
I am so boho right now
L train girls don't make sense (i don't get it, i don't get it)
Cool by the numbers and she rocks my world
Knows all the indie bands you've never heard
She's my hipster girl
Hipster girl
She's got her latte and some spoken word
Ironic statements on her vintage shirts
She's my hipster girl
I'll give it to you, napoleon dynamite was funny, but "vote for pedro" t-shirts at
Wal-mart? what are they thinking. wal-mart is evil. their health care is totally inadequate.
Didn't you see the screening of that robert greenwald movie at pete's candy store? it was so sad.
What is with all of these hipsters taking over williamsburg?