I am a man on the strength of a lie And I don't understand of the which or the why, yeah You are a man, you're a craze at a time Won't you make up your mind? Is it lemon? Is it lime? (Oh) I am a man and my shirt is too bright And my hair took a dive and my pants are too tight, oh I've got a limit You sure have hit it
I am a man who just tries to survive Like a fish on the tide or a bee in the hive, yeah You are a man in the blink of an eye Went from ten to a five Am I wrong? Am I right? Oh I am a man who will do what he can When his mama's in a jam or the shit's hit the fan, woah I've got a limit You sure have hit it
So I guess it's over Please, don't go Until you're sober No, please, no You're not in my class Oh, I know So goodbye, kiss my ass