So the worms hath cometh out to play
Gah ha ha ha!
Thoust fools!
Beholdeth, roulxs kaard, thou're greatest adversay!
Thou crawle from the dirt
You fellest me with mirthe
While mine puzzles shalt fillest thee with fear!
You struggle and toil
You're filled with turmoil
Bamboozledeth
For one hundred years
Now thou seest
The power of meest
Your mind will snap as you quit-
God, damn it
Surpriseth!
Welcome back, worms!
Thou hast no hopeth now against mine even greater puzzle!
Beholdeth!
Toile and paine
Beholde my domain-eth
As I slowly breaketh thine mind
Thou arteth fools
To challenge-e the rules
A greatere foe thou'll never find-
Ahh
Ahh, ha!
Ha ha ha!
That wasn'tst really my ultimate puzze!
I have a wayst better one right here!
Can, can we see it?
No
Sometimes it gets real hard
No one around here appreciates the card
Mayhaps thou shoult stop
Take a little-e dip into mine hip shop
The duke of puzzles, that's me
Serveingeth the king obediently
Mine hobbies includeth long walks in the dugeon
And calligraphyest, too, for fungeon
Shut up! Of course that rhymed!
I should lockest thou up for the crime
But I probaly won't, let's be honest here
'Tis not exactly a cushy career
I'm the newest edition, the kaard's a replacement
The dukes beforeth me are now in yon basement
Ooh, look at you, on pinseth and needles
Have I your attention, little water beedle?
I love the lords and ladybugs
Arms spread wide leaning down for hugs
For all who appreciate the sesquipedalian
Who runneth rings arounde lightner aliens
Shut up! I'm still good at rhyming!
For I am a master of dramatic timing
In glory and wit there is no equal!
(I hope I get more lines in the sequel)
Thou're victory is just a fluke
Everyone knows to bet on duke
I'm nationwidesteth, I'm bad
I'm at leasteth a number two dad
Get thee gone, I'm going on the scence
The epitome of thine hopes and dreams
Stilleth the duke of rhyming!
My record's not marred!
Lyrical victory with only thirty-two bars
A neweth record
Perfection incarnate, much liketh mine own self
What, art thou still listening, worms?
Have I that greateth an attraction?
I supposeth I should not beeth in surprise
Yon fanbase hath some interesting ideas
