Okay, All You Pus-sucking Motherfuckers Out There
It's Time to Win a Chance to Butt-bang
Your Daughter's Tight Virgin Cherry Ass to Caller #666
The Urge Is Too Much to Take
All I Can Think About Is Playing With Myself
It's Time to Masturbate
I've Got My Hustler and I Don't Need Nothin' Else
Ginger...ginger
My Hand Gets Tired and My Dick Gets Sore
But the Girls of Porn Want More
So I Flip Throught the Pages One More Time
And I Just Let the Jism Fly
Yeah Yeah Yeah
A Quarter For a Peep Show
A Private Booth Or Talking to a Naked Whore
Xxx Video
976 and I Can Whack It On the Phone
Nobody's Home, I'm Alone
The Devil in Miss Jones
Nobody's Home, I'm Alone
Aja & John Holmes
We Got Gushin' Gonads, Tingling Tushes
Hairy Balls and Hairy Bushes
S & M, Whips and Chains
Pregnant Ladies With Menstrual Pains
We Got Hand Jobs and Nipple Tweaks
Finger Bangs and Slappin' Cheeks
We Got Rape, Necro & Both Ways
And Lots of Hung Studs For All You Gays
We Got Incest & Bestiality Too
We Got Sade & the Sweetest Taboo
We Got Girls Who'll Eat Your Pee and Poo
And Guys Who'd Love to Fuck Your Shoe
There's She-males, Lezbos, & Shaved Beav
And D-cup Mamas With So Much Cleave
Senior Citizens Who Love to Watch
And Sniff Those Skid Marks From Your Crotch - Yeah!
Ain't Got no Woman Next to Me
I Just Got This Magazine
And What's On the Tv Screen
But That's Okay With Me
I Was Trained to Fuck You Baby...
