You call in sick say can't come to the party
But what did I expect
From a guy who only talks in emojis
And loves to self-destruct
Never a lesson learned
While all your friends get burned
But if the tables turned
How you gonna deal with cleaning up your shit?
I don't wanna do it, I don't, I don't wanna do it
Find yourself a bed frame and therapist
I don't wanna do it, I don't, I don't wanna do it
If you're too hungover to pick up the phone
Then just carry on making love to your bros
'Cause it must be really funny, oh, being such a stupid joke
It's so annoying when I talk about my problems
And you stare blankly on
When you're basically as thick-skinned as a condom
And you cried at breaking dawn
So you can keep your memes
And spending your crypto on weed
I don't care, you messed it up
How you gonna deal with cleaning up your shit?
I don't wanna do it, I don't, I don't wanna do it
Find yourself a bed frame and therapist
I don't wanna do it, I don't, I don't wanna do it
If you're too hungover to pick up the phone
Then just carry on making love to your bros
'Cause it must be really funny, oh, being such a stupid joke
I don't wanna do it, I don't wanna do it
I don't wanna do it, I don't wanna do it
I don't wanna do it, I don't wanna do it
I don't wanna do it, I don't wanna do it
I don't wanna do it, I don't wanna do it
I don't wanna do it, I don't wanna do it
'Cause it must be really funny, oh, being such a stupid joke
But no one's laughing now
'Cause it's getting old
We've heard it all before
Yeah, we're all getting bored
No, no one's laughing now
It's not funny anymore
But you're still a stupid joke
