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Loudon Wainwright III - Daughter
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Loudon Wainwright III - Dreaming
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Loudon Wainwright III - A Hard Day On The Planet
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Loudon Wainwright III - I Remember Sex
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Loudon Wainwright III - Lullaby
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Loudon Wainwright III - Sometimes I Forget
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Loudon Wainwright III - 4x10
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Loudon Wainwright III - A Hard Day On The Planet
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Loudon Wainwright III - A.M. World
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Loudon Wainwright III - Awful Hungry Hash House
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Loudon Wainwright III - B Side
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Loudon Wainwright III - Beautiful
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Loudon Wainwright III - Between
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Loudon Wainwright III - Bill Mason's Bride
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Loudon Wainwright III - Bill Of Goods
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Loudon Wainwright III - Bill Of Goods
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Loudon Wainwright III - Career Moves
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Loudon Wainwright III - Clockwork Chartreuse
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Loudon Wainwright III - Come A Long Way
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Loudon Wainwright III - Dead Skunk
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Loudon Wainwright III - Down Drinking At The Bar
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Loudon Wainwright III - Drinking Song
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Loudon Wainwright III - East Indian Princess
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Loudon Wainwright III - Fear With Flying
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Loudon Wainwright III - Final Frontier
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Loudon Wainwright III - Goodbye Booze
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Loudon Wainwright III - Grey in L.A.
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Loudon Wainwright III - Harry's Wall
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Loudon Wainwright III - High Wide & Handsome
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Loudon Wainwright III - I Am The Way (New York Town)
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Loudon Wainwright III - I Wish I Was a Lesbian
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Loudon Wainwright III - I Wish I Was A Lesbian
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Loudon Wainwright III - I'd Rather Be Lonely
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Loudon Wainwright III - I'm Allright
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Loudon Wainwright III - I'm Allright
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Loudon Wainwright III - I'm Alright
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Loudon Wainwright III - I'm Glad I'm Married
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Loudon Wainwright III - I'm The Man Who Rode The Mule Around The World
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Loudon Wainwright III - If I Lose
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Loudon Wainwright III - In C
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Loudon Wainwright III - Inaugural Blues
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Loudon Wainwright III - Kick In The Head
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Loudon Wainwright III - Kill Me Now
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Loudon Wainwright III - Last Man On Earth
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Loudon Wainwright III - Last Man On Earth
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Loudon Wainwright III - Living Alone
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Loudon Wainwright III - Living Alone
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Loudon Wainwright III - Lullaby
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Loudon Wainwright III - Men
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Loudon Wainwright III - Motel Blues
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Loudon Wainwright III - Motel Blues
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Loudon Wainwright III - Mother's Last Farewell Kiss
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Loudon Wainwright III - Moving Day
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Loudon Wainwright III - Muse Blues
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Loudon Wainwright III - New Paint
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Loudon Wainwright III - Nocturnal Stumblebutt
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Loudon Wainwright III - Old And Only In The Way
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Loudon Wainwright III - Old Ballyhoo
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Loudon Wainwright III - Older Than My Old Man Now
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Loudon Wainwright III - One-Man Guy
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Loudon Wainwright III - Over The Hill
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Loudon Wainwright III - Passion Play
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Loudon Wainwright III - Pretty Good Day
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Loudon Wainwright III - Pretty Good Day
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Loudon Wainwright III - Primrose Hill
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Loudon Wainwright III - Ramblin' Blues
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Loudon Wainwright III - Red Guitar
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Loudon Wainwright III - Rowena
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Loudon Wainwright III - Salto Alto
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Loudon Wainwright III - Say That You Love Me
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Loudon Wainwright III - Smokey Joe's Cafe
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Loudon Wainwright III - So Damn Happy
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Loudon Wainwright III - Something For Nothing
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Loudon Wainwright III - Strange Weirdos
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Loudon Wainwright III - Surviving Twin
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Loudon Wainwright III - Sweet Sunny South
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Loudon Wainwright III - Synchronicity
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Loudon Wainwright III - Synchronicity
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Loudon Wainwright III - T.s.d.h.a.v.
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Loudon Wainwright III - T.s.d.h.a.v.
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Loudon Wainwright III - The Acid Song
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Loudon Wainwright III - The Back Nine
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Loudon Wainwright III - The Deal
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Loudon Wainwright III - The Here & The Now
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Loudon Wainwright III - The Home Stretch
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Loudon Wainwright III - The Man Who Couldn't Cry
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Loudon Wainwright III - The Picture
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Loudon Wainwright III - The Picture
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Loudon Wainwright III - The Swimming Song
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Loudon Wainwright III - The Swimming Song
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Loudon Wainwright III - Therapy
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Loudon Wainwright III - Therapy
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Loudon Wainwright III - Tonya's Twirls
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Loudon Wainwright III - Took My Gal Out Walkin'
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Loudon Wainwright III - Valley Morning
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Loudon Wainwright III - Where The Whippoorwill Is Whispering Goodnight
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Loudon Wainwright III - White Winos
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Loudon Wainwright III - White Winos
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Loudon Wainwright III - You Can't Fail Me Now
Tonya's Twirls
Loudon Wainwright III
When you saw those two together, you knew it wasn't hard
To see that she was different, not just one of the girls,
With their gliding and their sliding and their pirouettes and twirls.
Then it turned out that she smoked and drank and posed practically nude,
And she didn't smile all of the time, she got angry, and was crude.
No, she wasn't goody-two-skates, like all the other girls,
With their grinning and their spinning and their winning little twirls.
And her childhood was unhappy, and her mom was really weird.
Her husband liked to hit her but it was poverty she feared!
'cos she grew up in the trailer parks not like most other girls,
With their gliding and their sliding and their whirling little twirls, yeah.
Yes, they all look like princesses, little barbies, to the core.
But she was your parents' worst nightmare: the slut who moved next door.
From the wrong side of the track, she liked the boys more than the girls,
With their gliding and their sliding and their girlish dainty twirls-
And it seemed like she was lying, about what she didn't know,
And then she started crying in the media sideshow,
And in practice she kept falling down more than the other girls!
With their gliding and their sliding and their picture perfect twirls.
And they almost towed her truck way, uh, the whole thing was a drag,
Forget about campbell soup and reebok, weedy's or the flag,
Huh, there'll be books, she'll make some money, that's what they're after, all these girls,
With their selling, kiss-and-telling, and their twisted little twirls.
So play the national anthem, stand up proud and tall,
Ooh, we hope that ours don't stumble, and that theirs slip and fall,
Remember olga korbut, what happens to these girls?
With their triple-flips and axels, and their somersaults and twirls-
Ice used to be a nice thing, when you laced up figure skates,
Now it's a thing to win a medal on, for the united states,
But once there were no lutzes, axels, pirouettes or twirls,
Just giddy, slipping, sliding, laughing, happy little girls!