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Loudon Wainwright III - Daughter
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Loudon Wainwright III - The Swimming Song
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Loudon Wainwright III - Dead Skunk
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Loudon Wainwright III - Motel Blues
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Loudon Wainwright III - 4x10
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Loudon Wainwright III - A Hard Day On The Planet
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Loudon Wainwright III - A Hard Day On The Planet
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Loudon Wainwright III - A.M. World
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Loudon Wainwright III - Awful Hungry Hash House
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Loudon Wainwright III - B Side
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Loudon Wainwright III - Beautiful
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Loudon Wainwright III - Between
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Loudon Wainwright III - Bill Mason's Bride
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Loudon Wainwright III - Bill Of Goods
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Loudon Wainwright III - Bill Of Goods
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Loudon Wainwright III - Career Moves
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Loudon Wainwright III - Clockwork Chartreuse
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Loudon Wainwright III - Come A Long Way
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Loudon Wainwright III - Down Drinking At The Bar
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Loudon Wainwright III - Dreaming
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Loudon Wainwright III - Drinking Song
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Loudon Wainwright III - East Indian Princess
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Loudon Wainwright III - Fear With Flying
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Loudon Wainwright III - Final Frontier
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Loudon Wainwright III - Goodbye Booze
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Loudon Wainwright III - Grey in L.A.
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Loudon Wainwright III - Harry's Wall
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Loudon Wainwright III - High Wide & Handsome
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Loudon Wainwright III - I Am The Way (New York Town)
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Loudon Wainwright III - I Remember Sex
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Loudon Wainwright III - I Wish I Was a Lesbian
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Loudon Wainwright III - I Wish I Was A Lesbian
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Loudon Wainwright III - I'd Rather Be Lonely
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Loudon Wainwright III - I'm Allright
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Loudon Wainwright III - I'm Allright
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Loudon Wainwright III - I'm Alright
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Loudon Wainwright III - I'm Glad I'm Married
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Loudon Wainwright III - I'm The Man Who Rode The Mule Around The World
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Loudon Wainwright III - If I Lose
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Loudon Wainwright III - In C
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Loudon Wainwright III - Inaugural Blues
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Loudon Wainwright III - Kick In The Head
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Loudon Wainwright III - Kill Me Now
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Loudon Wainwright III - Last Man On Earth
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Loudon Wainwright III - Last Man On Earth
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Loudon Wainwright III - Living Alone
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Loudon Wainwright III - Living Alone
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Loudon Wainwright III - Lullaby
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Loudon Wainwright III - Lullaby
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Loudon Wainwright III - Men
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Loudon Wainwright III - Motel Blues
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Loudon Wainwright III - Mother's Last Farewell Kiss
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Loudon Wainwright III - Moving Day
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Loudon Wainwright III - Muse Blues
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Loudon Wainwright III - New Paint
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Loudon Wainwright III - Nocturnal Stumblebutt
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Loudon Wainwright III - Old And Only In The Way
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Loudon Wainwright III - Old Ballyhoo
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Loudon Wainwright III - Older Than My Old Man Now
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Loudon Wainwright III - One-Man Guy
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Loudon Wainwright III - Over The Hill
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Loudon Wainwright III - Passion Play
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Loudon Wainwright III - Pretty Good Day
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Loudon Wainwright III - Pretty Good Day
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Loudon Wainwright III - Primrose Hill
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Loudon Wainwright III - Ramblin' Blues
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Loudon Wainwright III - Red Guitar
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Loudon Wainwright III - Rowena
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Loudon Wainwright III - Salto Alto
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Loudon Wainwright III - Say That You Love Me
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Loudon Wainwright III - Smokey Joe's Cafe
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Loudon Wainwright III - So Damn Happy
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Loudon Wainwright III - Something For Nothing
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Loudon Wainwright III - Sometimes I Forget
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Loudon Wainwright III - Strange Weirdos
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Loudon Wainwright III - Surviving Twin
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Loudon Wainwright III - Sweet Sunny South
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Loudon Wainwright III - Synchronicity
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Loudon Wainwright III - Synchronicity
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Loudon Wainwright III - T.s.d.h.a.v.
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Loudon Wainwright III - T.s.d.h.a.v.
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Loudon Wainwright III - The Acid Song
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Loudon Wainwright III - The Back Nine
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Loudon Wainwright III - The Deal
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Loudon Wainwright III - The Here & The Now
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Loudon Wainwright III - The Home Stretch
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Loudon Wainwright III - The Man Who Couldn't Cry
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Loudon Wainwright III - The Picture
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Loudon Wainwright III - The Picture
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Loudon Wainwright III - The Swimming Song
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Loudon Wainwright III - Therapy
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Loudon Wainwright III - Therapy
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Loudon Wainwright III - Tonya's Twirls
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Loudon Wainwright III - Took My Gal Out Walkin'
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Loudon Wainwright III - Valley Morning
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Loudon Wainwright III - Where The Whippoorwill Is Whispering Goodnight
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Loudon Wainwright III - White Winos
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Loudon Wainwright III - White Winos
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Loudon Wainwright III - You Can't Fail Me Now
Harry's Wall
Loudon Wainwright III
people recognize me.
Probably 'cause they seen me singing
these songs on TV.
In the last few weeks I've found
a gold-mine of exposure,
my career is taking off,
I'm a celebrity.
The guy I buy my grape-fruit from
smiles at me every morning.
All the tellers at my bank
are at my beckon call.
Harry owns the shop in town
where I take my dry cleaning,
I gave him
my 8x10 to hang up on his wall.
Pretty soon I'll be a name
in each and every household.
My life-long dream is coming true
it's happening for me.
On the street the people stare
and I can hear the whisper,
"There he goes there's whats-his-name,
we saw him on TV"
I try to be polite and friendly
down-to-earth and normal
so when I walk away they'll say
"he's just like you and me"
But there is a pressure
it's so hard to act natural
when milions see you every week
sing these songs on TV.
The snooty waitress in the wine bar
is acting pretty friendly
fending off there friendly females
is pretty damn tricky.
The 8x10s on Harry's wall
are stars you all have heard of,
there's Franky Vaughn,
The three degrees,
Chaz and Dave and me.
All my life all I wanted
was to be real famous
on a surname basis
with a lot of matridees.
I'm the talk and toast of this town
listen to them mumur
"there he goes, there's whats-his-name
we saw him on TV"
I'd like to take the time right now
to thank all of the people
to hired me to write and sing
these great songs on TV.
It's advertising for myself
I guess by now you've noticed
almost all the songs I write
somehow pretain to me.
If you want an autograph,
I can understand that.
I can be reached at this adress,
pencils ready, here we go.
Whats-his-name 125 Parkway, London, NW-1
An 8x10 like Harry has
will cost a little extra
they're in demmand
they're going fast
send your request now.
London is a lonely town
but I am never lonely.
Everybody knows me
it's clear and plain to see.
Yesterday a guy walked up
he tapped me on the shoulder
he said, "Are you whats-his-name?
I saw you on TV."
Yeah he said, "Are you whats-his-name?
I saw you on TV."