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Loudon Wainwright III - The Swimming Song
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Loudon Wainwright III - Daughter
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Loudon Wainwright III - Sometimes I Forget
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Loudon Wainwright III - I Remember Sex
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Loudon Wainwright III - So Damn Happy
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Loudon Wainwright III - The Acid Song
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Loudon Wainwright III - Therapy
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Loudon Wainwright III - Therapy
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Loudon Wainwright III - 4x10
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Loudon Wainwright III - A Hard Day On The Planet
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Loudon Wainwright III - A Hard Day On The Planet
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Loudon Wainwright III - A.M. World
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Loudon Wainwright III - Awful Hungry Hash House
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Loudon Wainwright III - B Side
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Loudon Wainwright III - Beautiful
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Loudon Wainwright III - Between
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Loudon Wainwright III - Bill Mason's Bride
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Loudon Wainwright III - Bill Of Goods
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Loudon Wainwright III - Bill Of Goods
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Loudon Wainwright III - Career Moves
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Loudon Wainwright III - Clockwork Chartreuse
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Loudon Wainwright III - Come A Long Way
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Loudon Wainwright III - Dead Skunk
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Loudon Wainwright III - Down Drinking At The Bar
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Loudon Wainwright III - Dreaming
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Loudon Wainwright III - Drinking Song
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Loudon Wainwright III - East Indian Princess
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Loudon Wainwright III - Fear With Flying
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Loudon Wainwright III - Final Frontier
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Loudon Wainwright III - Goodbye Booze
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Loudon Wainwright III - Grey in L.A.
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Loudon Wainwright III - Harry's Wall
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Loudon Wainwright III - High Wide & Handsome
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Loudon Wainwright III - I Am The Way (New York Town)
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Loudon Wainwright III - I Wish I Was a Lesbian
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Loudon Wainwright III - I Wish I Was A Lesbian
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Loudon Wainwright III - I'd Rather Be Lonely
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Loudon Wainwright III - I'm Allright
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Loudon Wainwright III - I'm Allright
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Loudon Wainwright III - I'm Alright
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Loudon Wainwright III - I'm Glad I'm Married
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Loudon Wainwright III - I'm The Man Who Rode The Mule Around The World
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Loudon Wainwright III - If I Lose
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Loudon Wainwright III - In C
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Loudon Wainwright III - Inaugural Blues
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Loudon Wainwright III - Kick In The Head
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Loudon Wainwright III - Kill Me Now
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Loudon Wainwright III - Last Man On Earth
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Loudon Wainwright III - Last Man On Earth
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Loudon Wainwright III - Living Alone
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Loudon Wainwright III - Living Alone
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Loudon Wainwright III - Lullaby
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Loudon Wainwright III - Lullaby
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Loudon Wainwright III - Men
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Loudon Wainwright III - Motel Blues
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Loudon Wainwright III - Motel Blues
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Loudon Wainwright III - Mother's Last Farewell Kiss
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Loudon Wainwright III - Moving Day
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Loudon Wainwright III - Muse Blues
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Loudon Wainwright III - New Paint
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Loudon Wainwright III - Nocturnal Stumblebutt
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Loudon Wainwright III - Old And Only In The Way
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Loudon Wainwright III - Old Ballyhoo
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Loudon Wainwright III - Older Than My Old Man Now
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Loudon Wainwright III - One-Man Guy
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Loudon Wainwright III - Over The Hill
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Loudon Wainwright III - Passion Play
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Loudon Wainwright III - Pretty Good Day
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Loudon Wainwright III - Pretty Good Day
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Loudon Wainwright III - Primrose Hill
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Loudon Wainwright III - Ramblin' Blues
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Loudon Wainwright III - Red Guitar
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Loudon Wainwright III - Rowena
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Loudon Wainwright III - Salto Alto
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Loudon Wainwright III - Say That You Love Me
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Loudon Wainwright III - Smokey Joe's Cafe
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Loudon Wainwright III - Something For Nothing
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Loudon Wainwright III - Strange Weirdos
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Loudon Wainwright III - Surviving Twin
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Loudon Wainwright III - Sweet Sunny South
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Loudon Wainwright III - Synchronicity
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Loudon Wainwright III - Synchronicity
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Loudon Wainwright III - T.s.d.h.a.v.
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Loudon Wainwright III - T.s.d.h.a.v.
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Loudon Wainwright III - The Back Nine
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Loudon Wainwright III - The Deal
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Loudon Wainwright III - The Here & The Now
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Loudon Wainwright III - The Home Stretch
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Loudon Wainwright III - The Man Who Couldn't Cry
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Loudon Wainwright III - The Picture
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Loudon Wainwright III - The Picture
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Loudon Wainwright III - The Swimming Song
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Loudon Wainwright III - Tonya's Twirls
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Loudon Wainwright III - Took My Gal Out Walkin'
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Loudon Wainwright III - Valley Morning
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Loudon Wainwright III - Where The Whippoorwill Is Whispering Goodnight
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Loudon Wainwright III - White Winos
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Loudon Wainwright III - White Winos
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Loudon Wainwright III - You Can't Fail Me Now
Last Man On Earth
Loudon Wainwright III
my age was 53
born in the first half
of the last century
I always was post-modern
but that's ancient history
Now I'm the last man on Earth
that's what the matter is with me
I guess I'm old fashioned
Retro to a degree
you could say I'm a throw-back
anachronistically
air conditioning is here to stay
and that makes me unhappy
cause I'm the last man on Earth
that's what the matter is with me
I don't have a portfolio
I gotta pleed guilty
the best things are the worthless now
that's just because they're free
and if your not a millionaire yet
boy, you better be
Now, I'm the last man on Earth
that's what the matter is with me
I should be optimistic
and go buy some bonds and stocks
They'll find a cure for Cancer soon
we may get trigger-locks
existence is no picnic
as statistics all have shown
we learn to live together
and then we die alone
everybody's got a website
but that's all Greek to me
I don't own a computer
I hate that letter "e"
I don't pack a cell phone
or drive an SUV
Yes, I'm the last man on Earth
that's what the matter is with me
I'm the last man standing
save the last dance for me
I've taken the last train to Clarksville
I'm the fifth monkey
nice guys always finish last
no one's nicer than me
Yeah, I'm the last man on Earth
That's what the matter is with me
Kid's used to say their prayers at night
before they went to bed
St. John told us that God is love
Nietzsche said he was dead
this thing we call existence
who knows what it all means?
Time and Life and People
are just glossy magazines
I sat and watched those guys
debate each other on TV
politicians, wrestlers
they're all the same to me
hey, I don't give a damn
which idiot runs this country
Since I'm the last man on Earth
It don't matter to me
In the year 2000
my age was 53
I know that I'm grumpy
middle-aged crazy
but if you are a woman
you might have to sleep with me
Since I'm the last man on Earth
and I can guarantee
I'm the last man on Earth
and there ain't nothing wrong with me.