[Logan]
Let me just start off by saying I think my brother's an idiot (it's true)
And he can be a real dick sometimes (also true)
But, he is my brother (still true)
And I'm always gonna have his back
It's the
Rise of the Pauls
The brothers are back
[Jake]
We 'bout to make this shit look easy
Like a game, TIC TAC
[Logan]
Now, eeny, meeny, miny, moe
Pick a Youtuber and roast him slow
All of the views be falling like snow
[Jake]
We just bougth two Lambos
With the butterfly doors
[Logan]
Althought, they so below,
[JAKE]
It's clear that all these other suckers plateaued (fact, fact)
[Logan]
We came in and grabbed
Youtube by the balls
[Jake]
I know for a fact
It wasn't ready for the Pauls
at all
[Logan]
Early 20s and more talent than y'all (ad we ball)
Quit Youtube we still crush
Like a cannonball
Put Jake's name in your title
And you can pay this month's rent
We know you're calling your lawyers
Yeah that't money well spent
Cuz yeah, my brother messed up
But he still got his Disney contract
See me in person
I garantee you won't make eye contact
(When the bros Pauls unite, the internet ripples
Don't mess with the best, boy, it's that simple
Yeah we welcome your fans with open arms
Cuz this a rocket ship that's headed for the stars)
[Logan]
Everybody parched
Thirsty for the views
But we just havin' some fun
And these dudes like thirty
And their names barely worthy
To roll of our tongues
Now I can't tell the future
[Jake]
But it's a damn fact that we've just begun (HA HA HA)
[Logan]
Life is only moving faster,
[Jake]
Me and Logey 'bout to hit Mach 1
(fact,fact)
[Both]
THE.GRIND.NEVER.STOP.
ONLY.TWO WAYS.TO MAKE IT TO THE TOP.
[Jake]
One. Be a leech
Gain your fame from the great ones
[Logan]
Two. Be a Maverick
Lead the pack like Napoleon
[Jake]
I choose two
You can ride on my caravan
[Logan]
Plenty of room and number one
Got a lifespain
[Jake]
Uh, Logan, um
This is like hypocrital because a I just made a video about not hating on people
[Jake]
Yeah, I know, I saw the video, yeah
[Jake]
So I can't do this
[Logan]
I'm bored, bro, roast videos are fun
[Jake]
No they're not
[Logan]
Wait hold up, do you hear that bro?
The second verse is coming, shut up! Second verse!
[Jake]
no, no, oh shit.
[Logan]
It's the
Second verse, forget about the first
If this a foot race, I'd be running in reverse
Y'all be making memes, but we be making millies
[Jake]
Kill this off! Stop Logan
The second verse can never come out
[Logan]
But bro, don't you think we should address that one thing
That everyone's like wondering about?
[Jake]
No, I'm not talking about that anymore
[Logan]
Bro, but just I'm like saying
[Jake]
No there's two sides to every story and it's not gonna go anywhere!
[Logan]
Well that is true s like you don't know who's telling the truth and who's lying?
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