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Lemon Demon - Fine
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Lemon Demon - The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
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Lemon Demon - Touch-Tone Telephone
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Lemon Demon - Cabinet Man
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Lemon Demon - Hyakugojyuuichi
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Lemon Demon - Angry People
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Lemon Demon - Aurora Borealis
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Lemon Demon - Eighth Wonder
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Lemon Demon - Modify
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Lemon Demon - Two Trucks
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Lemon Demon - Amnesia Was Her Name
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Lemon Demon - As Your Father I Expressly Forbid It
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Lemon Demon - Sundial
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Lemon Demon - You're At The Party
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Lemon Demon - Go To Hollywood
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Lemon Demon - Movie Night
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Lemon Demon - A Mask Of My Own Face
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Lemon Demon - Ben Bernanke
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Lemon Demon - Everybody Likes You
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Lemon Demon - Everybody Loves Raymond
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Lemon Demon - Fuzzy
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Lemon Demon - I Earn My Life
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Lemon Demon - Lemon Demon
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Lemon Demon - Reaganomics
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Lemon Demon - Really Cool Wig
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Lemon Demon - The Man In Stripes And Glasses
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Lemon Demon - Ancient Aliens
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Lemon Demon - Crisis Actors
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Lemon Demon - Dance Like An Idiot
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Lemon Demon - Dead Sea Monkeys
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Lemon Demon - Destructo!
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Lemon Demon - Dinosaurchestra Part Two
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Lemon Demon - Elsewhere
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Lemon Demon - Error
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Lemon Demon - Eventuality
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Lemon Demon - Gonna Dig Up Alec Guinness
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Lemon Demon - Holy Bison Beaks!
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Lemon Demon - Hydroeletric Viking
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Lemon Demon - Kitten Is Angry
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Lemon Demon - Knife Fight
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Lemon Demon - Lifetime Achievement Award
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Lemon Demon - Man-Made Object
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Lemon Demon - Mold En Mono
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Lemon Demon - Mr Porta-Potty Man
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Lemon Demon - My Trains
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Lemon Demon - No Eyed Girl
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Lemon Demon - Nothing Worth Loving Isn't Askew
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Lemon Demon - Pepper And Salt
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Lemon Demon - Pizza Heroes
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Lemon Demon - Redesign Your Logo
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Lemon Demon - Somnolence
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Lemon Demon - Sweet Bod
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Lemon Demon - Ten Thousand Light Years Away
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Lemon Demon - The Ceiling
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Lemon Demon - The Saga Of You, Confused Destroyer Of Planets
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Lemon Demon - White Bread Boyfriend
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Lemon Demon - Without My Tonsils
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Lemon Demon - Word Disassociation
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Lemon Demon - Wrong
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Lemon Demon - 123456 Pokemon
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Lemon Demon - Action Movie Hero Boy
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Lemon Demon - Atomic Copper Claw
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Lemon Demon - Bad Idea
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Lemon Demon - Between You And Me
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Lemon Demon - Bicycle Race
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Lemon Demon - Bill Watterson
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Lemon Demon - Birdhouse In Your Soul
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Lemon Demon - Boat
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Lemon Demon - Booja Jabooja
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Lemon Demon - Bowling Alley
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Lemon Demon - Brodyquest
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Lemon Demon - Christmas Will Be Soon
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Lemon Demon - Chu Chu Rocket
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Lemon Demon - Consumer Whore
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Lemon Demon - Cryptosanta
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Lemon Demon - Dinosaurchestra Part One
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Lemon Demon - Dinosaurchestra Part Three
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Lemon Demon - Dizziful Bliss
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Lemon Demon - Don't Be Like The Sun
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Lemon Demon - Ebaum's World Dot Com
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Lemon Demon - Eyewishes / Bystanding
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Lemon Demon - Fiberglass Monkey
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Lemon Demon - Fire Motif
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Lemon Demon - Flamingo Legs
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Lemon Demon - Fly Straight Or Drop The Oar And Wreck
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Lemon Demon - Future!
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Lemon Demon - Geeks In Love
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Lemon Demon - Goosebumps
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Lemon Demon - Haircut (Part 1.0)
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Lemon Demon - Haircut (Part 2.1)
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Lemon Demon - Hazel's Modus Operandi
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Lemon Demon - I Know Your Name
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Lemon Demon - I've Got Some Falling to Do
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Lemon Demon - Idiot Control Now
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Lemon Demon - Indie Cindy & The Lo Fi Lullabies
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Lemon Demon - Jaws
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Lemon Demon - Lawnmower
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Lemon Demon - Marketland
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Lemon Demon - Matches And Nails
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Lemon Demon - Mr. Wolfgang
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Lemon Demon - Musical Chairs
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Lemon Demon - Neverending Hum
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Lemon Demon - New Way Out
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Lemon Demon - Ode To Crayola
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Lemon Demon - Oz Explodes
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Lemon Demon - Party On The Moon
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Lemon Demon - Pirate In A Box
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Lemon Demon - Prelude To Presents
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Lemon Demon - Pumpkin Pie
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Lemon Demon - Relativity
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Lemon Demon - Run, Harry, Run!
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Lemon Demon - Sad
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Lemon Demon - Samuel And Rosella
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Lemon Demon - Sick Puppy
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Lemon Demon - Sky Is Not Blue
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Lemon Demon - Smell Like A Cookie All Day
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Lemon Demon - Spiral Of Ants
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Lemon Demon - Stick Stickly
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Lemon Demon - Stuck
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Lemon Demon - Subtle Oddities
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Lemon Demon - Sun Beam Light Show Flower Seed
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Lemon Demon - Switzerland
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Lemon Demon - Take A Picture
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Lemon Demon - Telekinesis
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Lemon Demon - The Afternoon
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Lemon Demon - The Fancy Pants Manifesto
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Lemon Demon - The Ocean
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Lemon Demon - The Only House That's Not On Fire Yet
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Lemon Demon - There's A Robot In My Head
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Lemon Demon - This Hyper World
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Lemon Demon - Toy Food
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Lemon Demon - Vanilla
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Lemon Demon - Vow of Silence
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Lemon Demon - What Will Happen Will Happen
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Lemon Demon - What's In The Toaster?
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Lemon Demon - When He Died
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Lemon Demon - When Robots Attack
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Lemon Demon - Your Evil Shadow Has A Cup Of Tea
Samuel And Rosella
Lemon Demon
both were 82 years old
sharing an umbrella
slowly down the street they strolled
and all around the world was changing
in a manner of ways ranging
from dialect to fashion
the state of affairs
absolutely clashin' with
the world that was theirs
"I don't understand
these kids today," said Rose.
"Yeah," responded Sam,
"Take a look at this boy's clothes."
The young man exiting Hot Topic
made them feel so misanthropic.
Samuel and Rosella
didn't like the way he dressed.
They closed their umbrella
and rammed it through his chest.
Samuel and Rosella
they hate your generation
with such determination
Samuel and Rosella
they are disgusted, knowing
how wrong this world is going
a fact they don't mind showing
in fact right now they're blowing up the local mall
and off they hobble, drunk on Geritol
now after being
in love for 60 years
they were both agreeing
that the end was drawing near
so,
why not cause a little trouble?
who'd suspect a sweet old couple?
Rose was always saying,
"that kid's gotta go"
and Samuel was obeying
never saying no
Sam was a disaster
When she smiled his heart still flipped
Who'd imagine after
60 years he'd still be whipped
nonetheless she loved him dearly
they'd hold hands while cavalierly
burning baggy jeans
in the middle of a shop
or killing silly teens
for listening to the hippedy hop
Samuel and Rosella
they hate your generation
and the music video station
Samuel and Rosella
they are disgusted, knowing
how wrong this world is going
a fact they don't mind showing
in fact right now they're blowing up the local mall
and off they hobble, drunk on Geritol
off they hobble, drunk on Geritol
These kids today, with their sleepy expressions
and their Satanic tattoos
and their running around in the arcade parlors
and their shiny gold "blam blam" or whatever they call it
and their dangerous skateboards
and their Chef Boyardees
and their dang-fangled computer machines teaching them how to make bombs
and their iFrogs or whatever they call it
and their automobiles with the wheels that look like they're still spinning when they stop
and their trenchcoats
and their colorful tee-shirts with the Marxist propaganda on them
and their thong sandals
and their Britney Spears's husbands
and their powdered wigs
and their peg legs with decals on 'em
and their low-carb diets
and their Rockin' the Vote
and their collectible bottle caps
and their tiny little cameras inside the tiny little portable telephones
and their "For Shizzle McFizzley Ding Dong Dizzle" Snoopy Dog language
and their general disrespect towards their elders
Well, they can burn in hell, I say, every last one of them.
Samuel and Rosella
they hate your generation
with such determination
Samuel and Rosella
they are disgusted, knowing
how wrong this world is going
a fact they don't mind showing
in fact right now they're blowing up the local mall
and off they hobble, drunk on Geritol
(off they hobble, drunk on Geritol)
off they hobble, drunk on Geritol