I'm lost, alone and deprived
I've never gotten to go in a mine
My own kind exiled me
Now I've lost my chill (my heart's frozen)
They all called me Incel (but I'm not)
They said: I bet he'd simp Belle
(Is she hot?) I didn't get that reference
But someday I will
Become the illest villainous Illager
A villager pillager
Initially everyone ridiculed me
'Cause I'm physically littler I run these mobs
You oughtta call me Arch-Illinger Dillinger
I dominate this block
I've found a power dark and sinister
Crown this kid the king - me
And Joffrey are awful similar
Except I practice magic
It's my sole extracurricular
So if you want some mischief
And destruction I will deliver
'Cause I control The End - get
Ready for an epic finisher
If you wanna fight
I hope you brought more lives
'Cause if not, you're such a blockhead
And now you ain't got time
To grab a pickaxe and mine
Not while you're inside my dungeon
I'll raid this dungeon over which
You claim you're reignin'
Although I just expected it would
Be your mother's basement
Don't you cross me
Or my crosshair on your crown
Will soon be aimin'
I'm a lawman with a Llama
Let's give this kid a hazin'
I'm his Llama, call me Karma
If you dish it you can take it
When I spit I'm rippin' bars
And I'll spit in all your faces
This time around I doubt you're
Even gonna need a shovel
For diggin' yourself deep into
A whole lotta trouble
That's enough puns Llama
Let's set off the fireworks
Chug a potion, grab a sword
Prioritizin' diamond first then enchant it
Take every power up you got and use it
I'm already out of arrows
I'd make a useless cupid
Someone tell these Illagers, you're bout
To lose your job, bro
I give 'em hell, call me Diablo
This is 'Rona, she's my bat
She's adorable - attack
Time for us to sing a chorus
Tell your mobs: That's a wrap
Within us all there lies a monster
(And I've met mine before)
But it's a block we all must conquer
(I would call it an orb)
So if you're a dungeon crawler
Wearing diamond like a baller
Just remember you won't get
Far without your Llama
Without your Llama, without your Llama
That's all I'll say
Go find some hay and tame
A Llama, tame a Llama, tame a Llama
To brave these dungeons you
Gotta take a Llama
