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John Wesley Harding - Negative Love
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John Wesley Harding - Song I Wrote Myself In The Future
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John Wesley Harding - Bridegroom Blues
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John Wesley Harding - I Just Woke Up
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John Wesley Harding - Nothing I'd Rather Do
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John Wesley Harding - 50/50 Split
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John Wesley Harding - A Fan Speaks
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John Wesley Harding - A Singer's Request
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John Wesley Harding - Affairs Of The Heart
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John Wesley Harding - After The Fact
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John Wesley Harding - An Audience With You
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John Wesley Harding - Annachie Gordon
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John Wesley Harding - Annan Water
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John Wesley Harding - Anonymous 1916
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John Wesley Harding - Backing Out
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John Wesley Harding - Bad Dream Baby
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John Wesley Harding - Bastard Son
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John Wesley Harding - Burn
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John Wesley Harding - Careers Service
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John Wesley Harding - Cathy's New Clown
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John Wesley Harding - Come Gather Round
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John Wesley Harding - Cupid And Psycho
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John Wesley Harding - Dark Dark Heart
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John Wesley Harding - Darwin
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John Wesley Harding - Dead Centre Of Town
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John Wesley Harding - Do Not Fear The Dark
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John Wesley Harding - Don't Rain On Me Today
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John Wesley Harding - Dreamfader
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John Wesley Harding - Driving In The Rain
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John Wesley Harding - Elvis Has Just left The Building
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John Wesley Harding - Famous Man
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John Wesley Harding - Female Rambling Sailor
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John Wesley Harding - For An Actress
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John Wesley Harding - Get Back Down
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John Wesley Harding - God Lives Upstairs
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John Wesley Harding - Goth Girl
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John Wesley Harding - Handful Of Sand
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John Wesley Harding - Hard
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John Wesley Harding - Headful Of Something
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John Wesley Harding - Heart Without A Home
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John Wesley Harding - Here Comes The Groom
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John Wesley Harding - Hitler's Tears
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John Wesley Harding - Hostile Two Party System
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John Wesley Harding - Humankind
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John Wesley Harding - Humble Bee
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John Wesley Harding - I Can Tell (When You're Telling Lies)
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John Wesley Harding - I'm Staying Here (And I'm Not Buying A Gun)
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John Wesley Harding - I'm Wrong About Everything
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John Wesley Harding - Infinite Combinations
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John Wesley Harding - Into The Wind
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John Wesley Harding - It Stays
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John Wesley Harding - It's All My Fault
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John Wesley Harding - Jack In The Green
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John Wesley Harding - Joan of Arc (The Ballad of La Pucelle)
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John Wesley Harding - July 13th 1985 (The Live Aid Song)
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John Wesley Harding - Kill The Messenger
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John Wesley Harding - Kiss Me, Miss Liberty
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John Wesley Harding - Kiss/Lover's Society
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John Wesley Harding - Lambkin
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John Wesley Harding - Little Musgrave
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John Wesley Harding - Long Dead Gone
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John Wesley Harding - Lord Bateman
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John Wesley Harding - Lord Lovel
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John Wesley Harding - Love's Reign Of Terror
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John Wesley Harding - Making Love To Bob Dylan
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John Wesley Harding - Master Kilby
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John Wesley Harding - Me Against Me
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John Wesley Harding - Meet The Sheep
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John Wesley Harding - Merry-Go-Round
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John Wesley Harding - Millionaire's Dream
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John Wesley Harding - Miss Fortune
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John Wesley Harding - Monkey And His Cat
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John Wesley Harding - Nothing At All
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John Wesley Harding - Old Girlfriends
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John Wesley Harding - One Night Only
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John Wesley Harding - Ordinary Weekend
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John Wesley Harding - Other People's Failure
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John Wesley Harding - Our Lady Of The Highways
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John Wesley Harding - Paradise
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John Wesley Harding - People Love To Watch You Die
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John Wesley Harding - Phil Ochs, Bob Dylan, Steve Goodman, David Blue And Me
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John Wesley Harding - Poor Heart
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John Wesley Harding - Pound Pound Pound
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John Wesley Harding - Protest! Protest! Protest!
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John Wesley Harding - Pull
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John Wesley Harding - Punch'n'Judy
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John Wesley Harding - Roy Orbison Knows (The Best Man's Song)
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John Wesley Harding - Same Piece Of Air
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John Wesley Harding - Same Thing Twice
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John Wesley Harding - Sanguinary Butcher
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John Wesley Harding - Save A Little Room For Me
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John Wesley Harding - Scared Of Guns
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John Wesley Harding - Shallow Brown
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John Wesley Harding - She Never Talks
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John Wesley Harding - She's A Piece Of Work
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John Wesley Harding - Sleeper Awake
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John Wesley Harding - Sluts
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John Wesley Harding - Something To Write Home About
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John Wesley Harding - Spaced Cowgirl
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John Wesley Harding - Spaced Cowgirl
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John Wesley Harding - Still Photo
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John Wesley Harding - Sussex Ghost Story
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John Wesley Harding - Sweat Tears Blood And Come
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John Wesley Harding - Thank You, You're Welcome
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John Wesley Harding - The Abandoned Baby
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John Wesley Harding - The Biggest Monument
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John Wesley Harding - The Bonny Bunch Of Roses
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John Wesley Harding - The Common Kiss
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John Wesley Harding - The Devil In Me
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John Wesley Harding - The Facts Of Life
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John Wesley Harding - The Fall Of The House Of Harding
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John Wesley Harding - The Flandyke Shore
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John Wesley Harding - The Golden Glove
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John Wesley Harding - The Governess
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John Wesley Harding - The Isle Of France
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John Wesley Harding - The King Is Dead Boring
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John Wesley Harding - The Lady Dressed In Green
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John Wesley Harding - The Man With Two Surnames
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John Wesley Harding - The Movie Of Your Life
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John Wesley Harding - The Night He Took Her To The Fairground
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John Wesley Harding - The Original Miss Jesus
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John Wesley Harding - The Patron Saint Of Losers
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John Wesley Harding - The People's Drug
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John Wesley Harding - The Person You Are
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John Wesley Harding - The Red Rose And The Briar
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John Wesley Harding - The Secret Angel
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John Wesley Harding - The Speed Of Normal
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John Wesley Harding - The Triumph Of Trash
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John Wesley Harding - The Truth
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John Wesley Harding - The World (And All Its Problems)
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John Wesley Harding - Things Snowball
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John Wesley Harding - To Whom It May Concern
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John Wesley Harding - Too Much Into Nothing
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John Wesley Harding - When The Sun Comes Out
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John Wesley Harding - When You Smile
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John Wesley Harding - Where The Bodies Are
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John Wesley Harding - Who You Really Are
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John Wesley Harding - William And Nancy's Parting
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John Wesley Harding - William Glenn
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John Wesley Harding - Window Seat
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John Wesley Harding - Wooden Overcoat
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John Wesley Harding - World Of Light
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John Wesley Harding - You And Your Career
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John Wesley Harding - You In Spite Of Yourself
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John Wesley Harding - You So&So
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John Wesley Harding - You're Looking At Me
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John Wesley Harding - You're No Good
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John Wesley Harding - Your Ghost (Don't Scare Me No More)
Here Comes The Groom
John Wesley Harding
With half an eye on history
And half an ounce of hope
Sold his soul in the vestry
Money for old rope
Been this way a million times
But now his time is nigh
He steps into the spotlight
He wants to say 'hi
Hello, we're so glad you came
You've never seen me before'
He's so ambitious, he's so game
But yesterday he was dressed the same
Then he was so much easier to ignore
Here Comes The Groom
But the world's not an inn and there isn't any room for you
But here he comes
He married into money
Just to kiss and tell
He ripped the contract open
He's out of his shell
He looks into a mirror
Practising his poise
But it reflects so badly
The groom just gets annoyed
He gasps, he forgets his lines
He's never done that before
The scientists say he's doing fine
This fumbling frantic frankenstein
Soon he's gonna do the dinosaur
Here Comes The Groom
His fingers are on the cliff edge
His head is going under
Is that applause?
No that's just thunder....
Why do you keep saying I do?
What does the bride mean to you?
Play me some Puccini
Make it heavy on the strings
Walk me to the altar
The choir can't even sing
Right side for the photographs
Left side for the kids
God made me do it
So that's what I did
He coughs, loosens his bow-tie
You've never seen him before
He kisses the bride, oh you know why
Love's one more thing you can buy
He was unfaithful before he went outdoors
(and now he's in the graveyard)
Here Comes The Groom.....