My giant tongue wouldn't stop growing a ghost stole our life savings stand aside, my bum's five foot wide my mate boiled my willy
I'm so fat i broke the toilet six toilets actually i fell for a sexy robot i paint with my boobies
My psychic dog has healing powers there's a time lord in my loo mosquitos made me pregnant (mm so pregnant) i fart on men's faces for money (oh yeah.. come on guys)
I'm so fat i broke the toilet six toilets actually i fell for a sexy robot i paint with my boobies