And I think everybody here is just a little tipsy but it's quite alright
"Are you sure? I think that's a gallon." Like a frat boy party Yes it's quite alright
Wear your funny hats To Tikiville
Raise your martini glass In Tikiville
What you say That you lost your job ay? Well we really don't care But let's toast to that
What you say That she broke your heart ay? I can't say that I care Yes let's toast to that.
All day long they only eat cocktail onions and the olives that sit in their glass Malnourished but totally intoxicated that's where I want to be yes Tikiville here I come Tikiville here I come
What you say That you lost your job ay? Well we really don't care But let's toast to that
All day long they dance and they sing irish tunes as they down each mug after mug All their woes and troubles are no longer there however now their liver functions aren't so good not so good not so good
My goodness All the girls and boys here Down in Tikiville Are so beautiful
Can I be Like a Tikivillian "Well that's very easy Let me sip my wine"
So now I've become Tikivillian I drink my champagne Down In Tikiville
