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Jerry Reed - Eastbound And Down
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Jerry Reed - Amos Moses
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Jerry Reed - A Thing Called Love
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Jerry Reed - You Took All The Ramblin' Out Of Me
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Jerry Reed - Cold Hard Facts Of Life
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Jerry Reed - Guitar Man
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Jerry Reed - She Understands Me
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Jerry Reed - The Bandit
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Jerry Reed - Time For Love
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Jerry Reed - West Bound And Down
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Jerry Reed - Worried Man Blues
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Jerry Reed - You Can't Keep Me Here In Tennessee
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Jerry Reed - (I'm Just A) Redneck In A Rock And Roll Bar
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Jerry Reed - (Love Is A) Stranger To Me
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Jerry Reed - 500 Miles Away From Home
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Jerry Reed - Alabama Jubilee
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Jerry Reed - Alabama Wild Man
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Jerry Reed - Almost Crazy
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Jerry Reed - Another Puff
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Jerry Reed - Are You From Dixie
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Jerry Reed - Barbara Allen
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Jerry Reed - Big Daddy
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Jerry Reed - Blue Moon Of Kentucky
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Jerry Reed - Brand New Day
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Jerry Reed - Caffeine, Nicotine, Benzedrine (And Wish Me Luck)
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Jerry Reed - Careless Love
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Jerry Reed - Caribbean
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Jerry Reed - Crude Oil Blues
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Jerry Reed - Don't Think Twice It's All Right
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Jerry Reed - Dream Sweet Dreams About Me
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Jerry Reed - Early Morning Rain
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Jerry Reed - Fine On My Mind
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Jerry Reed - Folsom Prison Blues
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Jerry Reed - Freeborn Man
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Jerry Reed - Funny Familiar Forgotten Feelings
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Jerry Reed - Georgia On My Mind
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Jerry Reed - Georgia Sunshine
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Jerry Reed - Good Friends And Neighbors
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Jerry Reed - Good Woman's Love
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Jerry Reed - Goodnight Irene
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Jerry Reed - Hallelujah I Love Her So
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Jerry Reed - Hard Times
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Jerry Reed - Home Sweet Home Revisited
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Jerry Reed - House Of The Rising Sun
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Jerry Reed - How Many Tomorrows
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Jerry Reed - Hurt Is On
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Jerry Reed - I Feel For You
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Jerry Reed - I Just Cry To Clear My Eyes
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Jerry Reed - I Just Don't Understand
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Jerry Reed - I'll Be Around (in All The Old Places)
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Jerry Reed - I'm Gonna Write a Song
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Jerry Reed - I'm Not Playing Games
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Jerry Reed - If I Promise
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Jerry Reed - If It Comes To That
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Jerry Reed - In The Pines
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Jerry Reed - It Don't Work That Way
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Jerry Reed - John Hardy
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Jerry Reed - Just Between You And Me
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Jerry Reed - Just To Satisfy You
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Jerry Reed - Ko-ko Joe
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Jerry Reed - Lady Is a Woman
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Jerry Reed - Last Train To Clarksville
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Jerry Reed - Long Gone
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Jerry Reed - Lord Mr. Ford
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Jerry Reed - Losing Your Love
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Jerry Reed - Love At First Sight
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Jerry Reed - Love Man
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Jerry Reed - Maybe In Time
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Jerry Reed - Misery Loves Company
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Jerry Reed - Mule Skinner Blues (blue Yodel No. 8)
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Jerry Reed - My Anna Maria
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Jerry Reed - My Kind Of Love
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Jerry Reed - My Next Impersonation
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Jerry Reed - Mystery Train
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Jerry Reed - Nashville Woman
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Jerry Reed - Not As a Sweetheart (but Just As a Friend)
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Jerry Reed - Oh Shenandoah
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Jerry Reed - One Sweet Reason
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Jerry Reed - Plastic Saddle
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Jerry Reed - Preacher And The Bear
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Jerry Reed - Rainbow Ride
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Jerry Reed - Remembering
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Jerry Reed - Rollin' In My Sweet Baby's Arms
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Jerry Reed - Ruby Don't Take Your Love To Town
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Jerry Reed - Save Your Dreams
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Jerry Reed - Seasons Of My Mind
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Jerry Reed - Second-hand Satin Lady (And a Bargain Basement Boy)
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Jerry Reed - She Got the Gold Mine, I Got the Shaft
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Jerry Reed - Sittin' On Top Of The World
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Jerry Reed - Sixteen Tons
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Jerry Reed - St. James Infirmary
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Jerry Reed - St. Louis Blues
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Jerry Reed - Sweet Memories
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Jerry Reed - Talk About The Good Times
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Jerry Reed - Texas Bound And Flyin'
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Jerry Reed - That Lucky Old Sun
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Jerry Reed - The Ballad Of Gator Mcklusky
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Jerry Reed - The Legend
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Jerry Reed - Today Is Mine
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Jerry Reed - Tupelo Mississippi
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Jerry Reed - Tupelo Mississippi Flash
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Jerry Reed - Turn It Around In Your Mind
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Jerry Reed - U.S. Male
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Jerry Reed - Ugly Woman
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Jerry Reed - Wabash Cannonball
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Jerry Reed - Wayfaring Stranger
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Jerry Reed - What Locks The Door
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Jerry Reed - When Passion Commands
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Jerry Reed - When You're Hot You're Hot
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Jerry Reed - With You (missing You)
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Jerry Reed - Woman Shy
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Jerry Reed - Wondering
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Jerry Reed - You Wouldn't Know a Good Thing
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Jerry Reed - You'd Better Take Time
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Jerry Reed - You'll Never Walk Alone
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Jerry Reed - You're Young And You'll Forget
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Jerry Reed - You've Been Cryin' Again
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Jerry Reed - Your memory just won't let me be
She Got the Gold Mine, I Got the Shaft
Jerry Reed
When eatin' my cookin' got the better of me
So I asked this little girl I was goin' with to be my wife
Well, she said she would, so I said "I do"
But I'da said I wouldn't if I'da just knew
How sayin' "I do" was gonna screw up all of my life!
Well, the first few years weren't all that bad -
I'll never forget the good times we had
'Cause I'm reminded every month when I send her the child support
Well, it wasn't too long till the lust all died
And I'll admit I wasn't too surprised
The day I come home and found my suitcase sittin' out on the porch
Well, I tried to get in - she changed the locks!
Then I found this note taped on the mailbox
That said, "Goodbye, turkey! My attorney will be in touch!" Mm-hmm
So I decided right then and there
I's gonna do what's right - give her her fair share
But brother - I didn't know her share's gon' be THAT much!
She got the gold mine! She got the gold mine!
I got the shaft. I got the shaft
They split it right down the middle
And then they give her the better half
Well, it all sounds sorta funny
But it hurts too much to laugh
She got the gold mine - I got the sha-a-aft
Now, listen - you ain't heard nothin' yet
Why, they give her the color television set
Then they give her the house, the kids, and both of the cars! See?
Well, then they start talkin' 'bout child support
Alimony, and the cost of the court -
Didn't take me long to figure out how far in the toilet I was!
I'm tellin' ya, they have made a mistake
'Cause it adds up to more than this cowboy makes!
Besides; everything I ever had worth takin', they've already took!
While she's livin' like a queen on alimony
I'm workin' two shifts eatin' baloney
Askin' myself, "Why didn't you just learn how to cook?"
They give her the gold mine! She got the gold mine!
They give me the shaft. I got the shaft
They said they're splittin' it all down the middle
But she got the better half
Well, it all sounds mighty funny
But it hurts too much to laugh
She got the gold mine - I got the sha-a-aft
Well, she got the gold mine! She got the gold mine!
I got the shaft. I got the shaft
They split it all down the middle
And then they give her the better half
Well, I guess it all sounds funny, Hoo, hoo, hoo, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
But it hurts too much to laugh
She got the gold mine - I got the sha-a-aft
(They ain't kiddin' me - I got the shaft)
Well, I don't have to worry 'bout totin' a billfold n'more
Hahahahaha
I let my wife tote it; I'mon' be carryin' food stamps -
You get it, judge? I'mon' be… Just… Hahahaha
Ah, it's not funny, huh? Huh? Huh?
Contempt of court? Whaddaya mean?
Listen, judge: I's just kiddin'!
