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Jello Biafra - Bad
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Jello Biafra - Biotech Is Godzilla
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Jello Biafra - Caped Crusader
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Jello Biafra - Full Metal Jackoff
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Jello Biafra - Jesus Was A Terrorist
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Jello Biafra - Let's Go Burn Ole Nashville Down
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Jello Biafra - The Sky Is Falling And I Want My Mommy (Falling Space Junk)
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Jello Biafra - 70's Rock Must Die
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Jello Biafra - Are You Drinkin' With Me Jesus?
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Jello Biafra - Atomic Power
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Jello Biafra - Attack Of The Peacekeepers
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Jello Biafra - Baby-Punchers
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Jello Biafra - Ballad Of Marshall Ledbetter
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Jello Biafra - Bleed For Me
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Jello Biafra - Bozo Skeleton
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Jello Biafra - Bruce's Diary
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Jello Biafra - Burgers Of Wrath
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Jello Biafra - Buy My Snake Oil
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Jello Biafra - California Über Alles
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Jello Biafra - Can God Fill Teeth?
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Jello Biafra - Chemical Warfare
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Jello Biafra - Chew
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Jello Biafra - Convoy In The Sky
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Jello Biafra - Dawn Of The Locusts
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Jello Biafra - Disclaimer
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Jello Biafra - Drug Raid At 4 A.M.
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Jello Biafra - Enchanted Thoughtfist
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Jello Biafra - Faith Hope And Treachery
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Jello Biafra - Falling Space Junk
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Jello Biafra - Forkboy
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Jello Biafra - Freedom Of Speech
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Jello Biafra - Generation Execute
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Jello Biafra - Grand Ol' Party Crash
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Jello Biafra - Halo Of Flies
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Jello Biafra - Hamlet Chicken Plant Disaster
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Jello Biafra - Hellfudge
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Jello Biafra - Hey Asshole
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Jello Biafra - Holiday In Cambodia
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Jello Biafra - I Am Your Clock
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Jello Biafra - I Fought The Law (And I Won)
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Jello Biafra - I Wanna Be A Drug Sniffing Dog
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Jello Biafra - I'll In The Head
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Jello Biafra - Islamic Bomb
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Jello Biafra - Kali-Fornia Über Alles 21st Century
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Jello Biafra - Kill The Poor
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Jello Biafra - Lessons In What Not To Become
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Jello Biafra - Love Me I'm A Liberal
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Jello Biafra - Mangoat
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Jello Biafra - Marijuana Motherfucker
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Jello Biafra - Mascot Mania
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Jello Biafra - Mate Spawn And Die
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Jello Biafra - McGruff The Crime Dog
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Jello Biafra - Moon Over Marin
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Jello Biafra - Moths
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Jello Biafra - Nazi Punks Fuck Off
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Jello Biafra - Nostalgia For An Age That Never Existed
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Jello Biafra - Peeling Back The Foreskin Of Liberty
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Jello Biafra - Pineapple Face
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Jello Biafra - Plastic Jesus
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Jello Biafra - Plethysmograph
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Jello Biafra - Police Truck
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Jello Biafra - Politricks
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Jello Biafra - Power Is Boring
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Jello Biafra - Pull My Strings
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Jello Biafra - Ride The Flume
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Jello Biafra - Secret Plan
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Jello Biafra - Sharks In The Gene Pool
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Jello Biafra - Sidewinder
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Jello Biafra - Still Is Still Moving To Me
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Jello Biafra - Supernaut
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Jello Biafra - Sylvestre Matuschka
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Jello Biafra - That's Progress
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Jello Biafra - The Great And The Good
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Jello Biafra - The Lighter Side Of Global Terrorism
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Jello Biafra - The Lost World
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Jello Biafra - The Man With The Dogs
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Jello Biafra - The Myth Is Real - Let's Eat
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Jello Biafra - The Power Of Lard
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Jello Biafra - They're Coming To Take Me Away
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Jello Biafra - Those Dumb Punk Kids (Will Buy Anything)
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Jello Biafra - Time To Melt
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Jello Biafra - Too Drunk To Fuck
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Jello Biafra - Viagra Culture
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Jello Biafra - Volcanus 2000 (We Wipe The World)
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Jello Biafra - Voted Off The Island
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Jello Biafra - War Pimp Renaissance
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Jello Biafra - We Gotta Get Out Of This Place
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Jello Biafra - Where Are We Gonna Work (When The Trees Are Gone?)
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Jello Biafra - Wholly Buy-Bull
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Jello Biafra - Will The Fetus Be Aborted
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Jello Biafra - Wish I Was In El Salvador
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Jello Biafra - Yuppie Cadillac
The Lighter Side Of Global Terrorism
Jello Biafra
You have randomly been selected
Got a funny name and you look the part
Plus, I like the way, you bulge in your clothes
Yeah, I love my job
Rock bottom pay never felt so hot
Big man, uniform and badge
Pedophile Santas ain't got nothin' on me
I love to feel sexy things
Other people's sexy things
I love to peek at people's things
Other people's private things
When I was young and someone's guest
I'd find a way to sneak upstairs
Peek in the closet, paw through the drawers
And feel a funny tingle up from below
Oh, how I love to find
New playthings for my mind
I file these thoughts
Away until I go on break
When I can finally touch myself
See your shiny jewels
On your neck and wrists
They could be weapons
We must play safe so fork 'em over
Of you're under arrest
Maybe you should have checked
Them in your suitcase
Meanwhile, down below
What have we here?
Let's open this one up
Pills, cash electronics to fence
Let's see you prove they
Were there in the first place
Who is that behind
The one way mirror blind
Just little old me
And my non-dairy cream
Gotta wipe it up
And go select someone new
