This is the girl I babysit Hi, I'm Chelsea and I'm the shit (Chelsea) Chelsea breaks a lot of rules if I'm honest But she won't tell my parents 'cause I made her promise So we're up past her bedtime writing a song To talk about the things we don't tell her mom My bed time's is 9 PM It is currently 2 AM Sometimes I eat dessert before dinner We both know you don't eat dinner I text my boyfriend on my iPad I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that I told her I was allowed to watch Rated R movies Which wasn't true and her parents might sue me I've seen boobies before (Hey, I'm home) Bed, now
