If It Weren't For Girls

If it weren't for girls
Nobody'd ever hold a door
You'd never see me on a dance floor
And there'd be no such thing as a front porch kiss
And if it weren't for girls
There'd be no pick you up at eights
No first base on a second date
And you'd never say those three little words
But one thing's for sure

There'd be a lot less Friday nights
Full of neon lights and pickup lines
There'd be a lot less cheesy ones and country songs playin' all night long
There wouldn't be no slow dancin'
Couldn't have planned it
First time fallin' in love
In every bar in every town all over the world
If it weren't for girls
Yeah, if it weren't for girls

If it weren't for girls
You'd hear a lot less hey there, baby
And there'd be less guys going crazy from the call-me-maybes and the ones that wouldn't stay
And if it weren't for girls
There'd be a lot less hearts broken
And saying sorry with a dozen roses
I'd be out with the guys a hell of a lot more
But one thing's for sure

There'd be a lot less Friday nights
Full of neon lights and pickup lines
There'd be a lot less cheesy ones and country songs playin' all night long
There wouldn't be no slow dancin'
Couldn't have planned it
First time fallin' in love
In every bar in every town all over the world
If it weren't for girls
Yeah, if it weren't for girls

Yeah, so here's to the shy ones and the wild ones
And the ones that got away
There's just somethin' about 'em
And without 'em, man, it wouldn't be the same

There'd be a lot less Friday nights
Full of neon lights and pickup lines
There'd be a lot less cheesy ones and country songs playin' all night long
There wouldn't be no slow dancin'
Couldn't have planned it
First time fallin' in love
In every bar in every town all over the world
If it weren't for girls
Yeah, if it weren't for girls
Oh, if it weren't for girls
(If it weren't for girls)