- 1
JAM - Pity Poor Alfie / Fever
- 2
JAM - That's Entertainment
- 3
JAM - Town Called Malice
- 4
JAM - In The Crowd
- 5
JAM - English Rose
- 6
JAM - Going Underground
- 7
JAM - The Modern World
- 8
JAM - Pretty Green
- 9
JAM - Running On The Spot
- 10
JAM - Down In The Tube Station At Midnight
- 11
JAM - In The City
- 12
JAM - Precious
- 13
JAM - The Eton Rifles
- 14
JAM - The Place I Love
- 15
JAM - To Be Someone (Didn't We Have a Nice Time)
- 16
JAM - When You're Young
- 17
JAM - 'A' Bomb in Wardour Street
- 18
JAM - A Solid Bond in Your Heart
- 19
JAM - Absolute Beginners
- 20
JAM - All Around The World
- 21
JAM - All Mod Cons
- 22
JAM - And Your Bird Can Sing
- 23
JAM - Art School
- 24
JAM - Away From The Numbers
- 25
JAM - Beat Surrender
- 26
JAM - Big Bird
- 27
JAM - Billy Hunt
- 28
JAM - Boy About Town
- 29
JAM - Bricks And Mortar
- 30
JAM - Burning Sky
- 31
JAM - But I'm Different Now
- 32
JAM - Carnaby street
- 33
JAM - Carnation
- 34
JAM - David Watts
- 35
JAM - Disguises
- 36
JAM - Don't Tell Them You're Sane
- 37
JAM - Dream Time
- 38
JAM - Dreams of Children
- 39
JAM - Fly
- 40
JAM - Funeral Pyre
- 41
JAM - Get Yourself Together
- 42
JAM - Ghosts
- 43
JAM - Girl On The Phone
- 44
JAM - Happy Together
- 45
JAM - Heatwave
- 46
JAM - Here Comes the Weekend
- 47
JAM - Hey Mister
- 48
JAM - I Got By In Time
- 49
JAM - I Got You (I Feel Good)
- 50
JAM - I Need You (For Someone)
- 51
JAM - I've Changed My Address
- 52
JAM - In The Midnight Hour
- 53
JAM - In The Street, Today
- 54
JAM - Innocent Man
- 55
JAM - It's Too Bad
- 56
JAM - Ive Changed My Address
- 57
JAM - Just Who Is The 5 O'Clock Hero?
- 58
JAM - Life From A Window
- 59
JAM - Little Boy Soldiers
- 60
JAM - Liza Radley
- 61
JAM - London Girl
- 62
JAM - London Traffic
- 63
JAM - Man In The Corner Shop
- 64
JAM - Monday
- 65
JAM - Move On Up
- 66
JAM - Mr. Clean
- 67
JAM - News of the World
- 68
JAM - No One In The World
- 69
JAM - Non Stop Dancing
- 70
JAM - Pop Art Poem
- 71
JAM - Private Hell
- 72
JAM - Saturday's Kids
- 73
JAM - Scrape Away
- 74
JAM - Set The House Ablaze
- 75
JAM - Shopping
- 76
JAM - Slow Down
- 77
JAM - Smithers-Jones
- 78
JAM - So Sad About Us
- 79
JAM - Sounds From The Street
- 80
JAM - Standards
- 81
JAM - Start!
- 82
JAM - Stoned Out Of My Mind
- 83
JAM - Strange Town
- 84
JAM - Takin' My Love
- 85
JAM - Tales From The Riverbank
- 86
JAM - The Bitterest Pill (I Ever Had To Swallow)
- 87
JAM - The Butterfly Collector
- 88
JAM - The Combine
- 89
JAM - The Gift
- 90
JAM - THE GREAT DEPRESSION
- 91
JAM - The night
- 92
JAM - The Planners Dream Goes Wrong
- 93
JAM - Thick As Thieves
- 94
JAM - Time For Truth
- 95
JAM - Today
- 96
JAM - Tonight At Noon
- 97
JAM - Trans-global Express
- 98
JAM - Wasteland
- 99
JAM - We've Only Started
- 100
JAM - Worlds apart
Smithers-Jones
JAM
He's heading for the Waterloo line,
To catch the 8 a.m. fast, its usually dead on time,
Hope it isn't late, got to be there by nine.
Pin stripe suit, clean shirt and tie,
Stops off at the corner shop, to buy The Times
'Good Morning Smithers-Jones'
'How's the wife and home?'
'Did you get the car you've been looking for?'
Let me get inside you, let me take control of you,
We could have some good times,
All this worry will get you down,
I'll give you a new meaning to life - I don't think so.
Sitting on the train, you're nearly there
You're part of the production line,
You're the same as him, you're like tin-sardines,
Get out of the pack, before they peel you back.
Arrive at the office, spot on time,
The clock on the wall hasn't yet struck nine,
'Good Morning Smithers Jones'
'The boss wants to see you alone'
'I hope its the promotion you've been looking for'
'Come in Smithers old boy'
'Take a seat, take the weight off your feet'
'I've some news to tell you'
'There's no longer a position for you' -
'Sorry Smithers Jones'.
Put on the kettle and make some tea
It's all a part of feeling groovie
Put on your slippers turn on the TV
It's all a part of feeling groovie
It's time to relax, now you've worked your arse off
But the only one smilin' is the sun tanned boss
Work and work and work and work till you die
There's plenty more fish in the sea to fry
