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    Jack Stauber - Buttercup

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    Jack Stauber - Baby Hotline

  3. 3

    Jack Stauber - Oh Klahoma

  4. 4

    Jack Stauber - Cupid

  5. 5

    Jack Stauber - Two Time

  6. 6

    Jack Stauber - Fighter

  7. 7

    Jack Stauber - Choice

  8. 8

    Jack Stauber - The Ballad Of Hamantha

  9. 9

    Jack Stauber - Rain

  10. 10

    Jack Stauber - Coffee

  11. 11

    Jack Stauber - Doctor

  12. 12

    Jack Stauber - Dinner Is Not Over

  13. 13

    Jack Stauber - There's Something Happening

  14. 14

    Jack Stauber - Just Take My Wallet

  15. 15

    Jack Stauber - Mirror Man

  16. 16

    Jack Stauber - Tea Errors

  17. 17

    Jack Stauber - Dog Nightmare

  18. 18

    Jack Stauber - Dead Weight

  19. 19

    Jack Stauber - Hope

  20. 20

    Jack Stauber - We See You, Opal

  21. 21

    Jack Stauber - Bumblebees Are Out (feat. Anna)

  22. 22

    Jack Stauber - Cheeseburger Family

  23. 23

    Jack Stauber - Easy To Breathe

  24. 24

    Jack Stauber - Able

  25. 25

    Jack Stauber - Leopard

  26. 26

    Jack Stauber - Peppermint (feat. Lexy Medgaus)

  27. 27

    Jack Stauber - 4.99

  28. 28

    Jack Stauber - Al Dente

  29. 29

    Jack Stauber - Candy Eyes

  30. 30

    Jack Stauber - good morning blondie

  31. 31

    Jack Stauber - John & Nancy

  32. 32

    Jack Stauber - Cunk

  33. 33

    Jack Stauber - Keyman

  34. 34

    Jack Stauber - Milk

  35. 35

    Jack Stauber - New Normal

  36. 36

    Jack Stauber - O.U.R.

  37. 37

    Jack Stauber - Oatmeal

  38. 38

    Jack Stauber - Hamantha

  39. 39

    Jack Stauber - I Love You Verne Troyer

  40. 40

    Jack Stauber - Today Today

  41. 41

    Jack Stauber - Baby Son Adoring Us

  42. 42

    Jack Stauber - Coconut Ranger

  43. 43

    Jack Stauber - Cooking With Abigail

  44. 44

    Jack Stauber - Databend

  45. 45

    Jack Stauber - Deploy

  46. 46

    Jack Stauber - Pumpkin Song

  47. 47

    Jack Stauber - Those Eggs Aren't Dippy

  48. 48

    Jack Stauber - Windrag

  49. 49

    Jack Stauber - Bread

  50. 50

    Jack Stauber - Gettin' My Mom On

  51. 51

    Jack Stauber - I Understand

  52. 52

    Jack Stauber - Inchman

  53. 53

    Jack Stauber - Lake

  54. 54

    Jack Stauber - Love Bug

  55. 55

    Jack Stauber - Love Will

  56. 56

    Jack Stauber - Mr. Backwards

  57. 57

    Jack Stauber - My Dumb Heart

  58. 58

    Jack Stauber - My Plea

  59. 59

    Jack Stauber - Pad Thai

  60. 60

    Jack Stauber - Pizza Boy

  61. 61

    Jack Stauber - Safe Socks

  62. 62

    Jack Stauber - Shattered Molars

  63. 63

    Jack Stauber - Small World

  64. 64

    Jack Stauber - The Diverge

  65. 65

    Jack Stauber - Virtuous Cycle

  66. 66

    Jack Stauber - Beird

  67. 67

    Jack Stauber - Bothersome

  68. 68

    Jack Stauber - Challenger

  69. 69

    Jack Stauber - Cheese

  70. 70

    Jack Stauber - Finale

  71. 71

    Jack Stauber - Internet Boys

  72. 72

    Jack Stauber - Is Anyone There?

  73. 73

    Jack Stauber - Koi Boy

  74. 74

    Jack Stauber - Lima Bean Man

  75. 75

    Jack Stauber - Lynn

  76. 76

    Jack Stauber - Paper Towels

  77. 77

    Jack Stauber - Pressed Flowers

  78. 78

    Jack Stauber - Red Press

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    Jack Stauber - Rotten Apple

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    Jack Stauber - Runaway

  81. 81

    Jack Stauber - Stranger

  82. 82

    Jack Stauber - The Claw

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    Jack Stauber - Apricot

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    Jack Stauber - Baby Teeth

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    Jack Stauber - Bacon And Eggs

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    Jack Stauber - Bandaid

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    Jack Stauber - Bubblegun

  88. 88

    Jack Stauber - Cherry

  89. 89

    Jack Stauber - Curl

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    Jack Stauber - Great Lake

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    Jack Stauber - Hip End Lover

  92. 92

    Jack Stauber - It's Alright

  93. 93

    Jack Stauber - Juana Maria

  94. 94

    Jack Stauber - Library

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    Jack Stauber - Lice

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    Jack Stauber - Lifeline

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    Jack Stauber - Mindsight

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    Jack Stauber - Mirror Mirror

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    Jack Stauber - Mists

  100. 100

    Jack Stauber - Ms. Led

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    Jack Stauber - Naked Polly

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    Jack Stauber - Out the Ox

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    Jack Stauber - Pavlov

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    Jack Stauber - Penny

  105. 105

    Jack Stauber - Pup

  106. 106

    Jack Stauber - Richter

  107. 107

    Jack Stauber - Shop

  108. 108

    Jack Stauber - sine (feat. Gabby)

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    Jack Stauber - Smooth

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    Jack Stauber - SOD

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    Jack Stauber - Soda Pop Heart

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    Jack Stauber - Sweetia

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    Jack Stauber - Trust Flower

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    Jack Stauber - Viator

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    Jack Stauber - Words of Wisdom

The Ballad Of Hamantha

Jack Stauber

Life's extension lottery
Kind to some, but not to thee
Born with a rare and sad disease
She grew a ham (where her head should be)

Flowing hair, she was a cutie pie
Meaty face and a lovely eye
Her dream was to be a famous star
But at the rate she was goin’, she wasn't going far

Hamantha
Hamantha
You were impossible to ignore
Hamantha
Hamantha
So greedy we wanted more

Her father was a simple man (duh)
He wanted to help
In any way that I can!
Home from school, he watched his daughter cry
In the yard, he cursed God
And fired at the sky

Flowing hair, she was a cutie pie
Meaty face and a lovely eye
Dreams in the sky, her father felt her pain
And as he shot at the clouds, it began to rain

Hamantha
Hamantha
You were impossible to ignore
Hamantha
Hamantha
So greedy we wanted more

Got a call from the doctor
He had some amazing news for her
He just developed a cure
If she hurried over now, he'd try it out on her

Burst out the door, she was beaming
Among the raindrops her happy tears were streaming
Finally free from her pain
But something else fell with the rain

A stray bullet shot by her father
Aimlessly nested inside her
She fell to the the sidewalk, now empty
Of the life which once christened her body

Nurse
She’s, she's gone
Oh - oh dear
I left a lunch on the table in the operating room for the bereaved
A cooked ham, as is customary for these dark situations
Doctor - what - which one is the - which one is the ham?
I - I must go, I'm on break
Oh dear

Flowing hair, she was a cutie pie
Meaty face and a lovely eye
At her time of death
The doc said: Time to eat!
So he took a bite out of her face meat

Hamantha
Hamantha
You were impossible to ignore
Hamantha
Hamantha
So greedy we wanted more

Soaring infinitely through space
Hamantha's soul was graced
With a glance of our humble planet
At which she was amazed

The news of her untimely death
Had spread out near and far
And through her soul, the truth was whole
The dream had crossed the bar

Hamantha had become a star
Hamantha was finally a star

Momentos

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