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Jack Stauber - Buttercup
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Jack Stauber - Baby Hotline
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Jack Stauber - Oh Klahoma
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Jack Stauber - Cupid
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Jack Stauber - Two Time
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Jack Stauber - Fighter
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Jack Stauber - Choice
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Jack Stauber - The Ballad Of Hamantha
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Jack Stauber - Rain
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Jack Stauber - Coffee
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Jack Stauber - Doctor
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Jack Stauber - Dinner Is Not Over
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Jack Stauber - There's Something Happening
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Jack Stauber - Just Take My Wallet
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Jack Stauber - Mirror Man
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Jack Stauber - Tea Errors
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Jack Stauber - Dog Nightmare
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Jack Stauber - Dead Weight
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Jack Stauber - Hope
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Jack Stauber - We See You, Opal
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Jack Stauber - Bumblebees Are Out (feat. Anna)
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Jack Stauber - Cheeseburger Family
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Jack Stauber - Easy To Breathe
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Jack Stauber - Able
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Jack Stauber - Leopard
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Jack Stauber - Peppermint (feat. Lexy Medgaus)
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Jack Stauber - 4.99
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Jack Stauber - Al Dente
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Jack Stauber - Candy Eyes
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Jack Stauber - good morning blondie
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Jack Stauber - John & Nancy
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Jack Stauber - Cunk
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Jack Stauber - Keyman
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Jack Stauber - Milk
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Jack Stauber - New Normal
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Jack Stauber - O.U.R.
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Jack Stauber - Oatmeal
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Jack Stauber - Hamantha
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Jack Stauber - I Love You Verne Troyer
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Jack Stauber - Today Today
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Jack Stauber - Baby Son Adoring Us
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Jack Stauber - Coconut Ranger
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Jack Stauber - Cooking With Abigail
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Jack Stauber - Databend
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Jack Stauber - Deploy
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Jack Stauber - Pumpkin Song
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Jack Stauber - Those Eggs Aren't Dippy
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Jack Stauber - Windrag
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Jack Stauber - Bread
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Jack Stauber - Gettin' My Mom On
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Jack Stauber - I Understand
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Jack Stauber - Inchman
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Jack Stauber - Lake
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Jack Stauber - Love Bug
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Jack Stauber - Love Will
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Jack Stauber - Mr. Backwards
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Jack Stauber - My Dumb Heart
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Jack Stauber - My Plea
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Jack Stauber - Pad Thai
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Jack Stauber - Pizza Boy
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Jack Stauber - Safe Socks
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Jack Stauber - Shattered Molars
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Jack Stauber - Small World
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Jack Stauber - The Diverge
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Jack Stauber - Virtuous Cycle
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Jack Stauber - Beird
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Jack Stauber - Bothersome
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Jack Stauber - Challenger
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Jack Stauber - Cheese
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Jack Stauber - Finale
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Jack Stauber - Internet Boys
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Jack Stauber - Is Anyone There?
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Jack Stauber - Koi Boy
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Jack Stauber - Lima Bean Man
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Jack Stauber - Lynn
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Jack Stauber - Paper Towels
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Jack Stauber - Pressed Flowers
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Jack Stauber - Red Press
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Jack Stauber - Rotten Apple
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Jack Stauber - Runaway
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Jack Stauber - Stranger
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Jack Stauber - The Claw
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Jack Stauber - Apricot
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Jack Stauber - Baby Teeth
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Jack Stauber - Bacon And Eggs
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Jack Stauber - Bandaid
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Jack Stauber - Bubblegun
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Jack Stauber - Cherry
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Jack Stauber - Curl
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Jack Stauber - Great Lake
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Jack Stauber - Hip End Lover
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Jack Stauber - It's Alright
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Jack Stauber - Juana Maria
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Jack Stauber - Library
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Jack Stauber - Lice
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Jack Stauber - Lifeline
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Jack Stauber - Mindsight
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Jack Stauber - Mirror Mirror
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Jack Stauber - Mists
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Jack Stauber - Ms. Led
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Jack Stauber - Naked Polly
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Jack Stauber - Out the Ox
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Jack Stauber - Pavlov
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Jack Stauber - Penny
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Jack Stauber - Pup
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Jack Stauber - Richter
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Jack Stauber - Shop
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Jack Stauber - sine (feat. Gabby)
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Jack Stauber - Smooth
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Jack Stauber - SOD
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Jack Stauber - Soda Pop Heart
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Jack Stauber - Sweetia
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Jack Stauber - Trust Flower
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Jack Stauber - Viator
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Jack Stauber - Words of Wisdom
The Ballad Of Hamantha
Jack Stauber
Kind to some, but not to thee
Born with a rare and sad disease
She grew a ham (where her head should be)
Flowing hair, she was a cutie pie
Meaty face and a lovely eye
Her dream was to be a famous star
But at the rate she was goin’, she wasn't going far
Hamantha
Hamantha
You were impossible to ignore
Hamantha
Hamantha
So greedy we wanted more
Her father was a simple man (duh)
He wanted to help
In any way that I can!
Home from school, he watched his daughter cry
In the yard, he cursed God
And fired at the sky
Flowing hair, she was a cutie pie
Meaty face and a lovely eye
Dreams in the sky, her father felt her pain
And as he shot at the clouds, it began to rain
Hamantha
Hamantha
You were impossible to ignore
Hamantha
Hamantha
So greedy we wanted more
Got a call from the doctor
He had some amazing news for her
He just developed a cure
If she hurried over now, he'd try it out on her
Burst out the door, she was beaming
Among the raindrops her happy tears were streaming
Finally free from her pain
But something else fell with the rain
A stray bullet shot by her father
Aimlessly nested inside her
She fell to the the sidewalk, now empty
Of the life which once christened her body
Nurse
She’s, she's gone
Oh - oh dear
I left a lunch on the table in the operating room for the bereaved
A cooked ham, as is customary for these dark situations
Doctor - what - which one is the - which one is the ham?
I - I must go, I'm on break
Oh dear
Flowing hair, she was a cutie pie
Meaty face and a lovely eye
At her time of death
The doc said: Time to eat!
So he took a bite out of her face meat
Hamantha
Hamantha
You were impossible to ignore
Hamantha
Hamantha
So greedy we wanted more
Soaring infinitely through space
Hamantha's soul was graced
With a glance of our humble planet
At which she was amazed
The news of her untimely death
Had spread out near and far
And through her soul, the truth was whole
The dream had crossed the bar
Hamantha had become a star
Hamantha was finally a star