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    Jack Stauber - Baby Hotline

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    Jack Stauber - Buttercup

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    Jack Stauber - Cupid

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    Jack Stauber - Two Time

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    Jack Stauber - Oh Klahoma

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    Jack Stauber - Fighter

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    Jack Stauber - Coffee

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    Jack Stauber - Choice

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    Jack Stauber - Dead Weight

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    Jack Stauber - Dinner Is Not Over

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    Jack Stauber - Doctor

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    Jack Stauber - Hope

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    Jack Stauber - Rain

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    Jack Stauber - There's Something Happening

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    Jack Stauber - Just Take My Wallet

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    Jack Stauber - The Ballad Of Hamantha

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    Jack Stauber - Deploy

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    Jack Stauber - Tea Errors

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    Jack Stauber - 4.99

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    Jack Stauber - Mirror Man

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    Jack Stauber - Leopard

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    Jack Stauber - New Normal

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    Jack Stauber - Small World

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    Jack Stauber - Keyman

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    Jack Stauber - Peppermint (feat. Lexy Medgaus)

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    Jack Stauber - Inchman

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    Jack Stauber - Today Today

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    Jack Stauber - Pumpkin Song

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    Jack Stauber - Able

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    Jack Stauber - Dog Nightmare

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    Jack Stauber - I Love You Verne Troyer

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    Jack Stauber - Pizza Boy

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    Jack Stauber - Al Dente

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    Jack Stauber - Bread

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    Jack Stauber - Cheeseburger Family

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    Jack Stauber - Cooking With Abigail

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    Jack Stauber - Cunk

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    Jack Stauber - John & Nancy

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    Jack Stauber - Koi Boy

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    Jack Stauber - Milk

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    Jack Stauber - My Dumb Heart

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    Jack Stauber - Virtuous Cycle

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    Jack Stauber - We See You, Opal

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    Jack Stauber - Beird

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    Jack Stauber - Bumblebees Are Out (feat. Anna)

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    Jack Stauber - Candy Eyes

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    Jack Stauber - Cheese

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    Jack Stauber - Easy To Breathe

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    Jack Stauber - Gettin' My Mom On

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    Jack Stauber - Love Bug

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    Jack Stauber - Oatmeal

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    Jack Stauber - Paper Towels

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    Jack Stauber - Baby Son Adoring Us

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    Jack Stauber - Bothersome

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    Jack Stauber - Databend

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    Jack Stauber - Hamantha

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    Jack Stauber - I Understand

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    Jack Stauber - Library

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    Jack Stauber - My Plea

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    Jack Stauber - O.U.R.

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    Jack Stauber - Pad Thai

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    Jack Stauber - Those Eggs Aren't Dippy

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    Jack Stauber - Bandaid

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    Jack Stauber - Bubblegun

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    Jack Stauber - Challenger

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    Jack Stauber - Coconut Ranger

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    Jack Stauber - good morning blondie

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    Jack Stauber - Lake

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    Jack Stauber - Lima Bean Man

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    Jack Stauber - Love Will

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    Jack Stauber - Lynn

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    Jack Stauber - Mindsight

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    Jack Stauber - Out the Ox

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    Jack Stauber - Pavlov

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    Jack Stauber - Penny

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    Jack Stauber - Pressed Flowers

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    Jack Stauber - Shop

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    Jack Stauber - sine (feat. Gabby)

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    Jack Stauber - Smooth

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    Jack Stauber - Stranger

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    Jack Stauber - Windrag

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    Jack Stauber - Apricot

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    Jack Stauber - Baby Teeth

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    Jack Stauber - Bacon And Eggs

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    Jack Stauber - Cherry

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    Jack Stauber - Curl

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    Jack Stauber - Finale

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    Jack Stauber - Great Lake

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    Jack Stauber - Hip End Lover

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    Jack Stauber - Internet Boys

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    Jack Stauber - Is Anyone There?

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    Jack Stauber - It's Alright

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    Jack Stauber - Juana Maria

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    Jack Stauber - Lice

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    Jack Stauber - Lifeline

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    Jack Stauber - Look On

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    Jack Stauber - Mirror Mirror

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    Jack Stauber - Mists

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    Jack Stauber - Moonstone

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    Jack Stauber - Mr. Backwards

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    Jack Stauber - Ms. Led

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    Jack Stauber - Naked Polly

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    Jack Stauber - Pup

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    Jack Stauber - Red Press

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    Jack Stauber - Richter

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    Jack Stauber - Rotten Apple

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    Jack Stauber - Runaway

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    Jack Stauber - Safe Socks

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    Jack Stauber - Shattered Molars

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    Jack Stauber - SOD

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    Jack Stauber - Soda Pop Heart

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    Jack Stauber - Sweetia

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    Jack Stauber - The Claw

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    Jack Stauber - The Diverge

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    Jack Stauber - Trust Flower

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    Jack Stauber - Viator

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    Jack Stauber - Words of Wisdom

Hamantha

Jack Stauber

Life's extension lottery
Kind to some, but not to thee
Born with a rare and sad disease
She grew a ham where her head should be

Flowing hair, she was a cutie pie
Meaty face and a lovely eye
Her dream was to be a famous star
But at the rate she was goin’, she wasn't going fa-a-ar

Hamantha, Hamantha
You were impossible to ignore
Hamantha, Hamantha
So greedy we wanted more

(Oh no!)

Her father was a simple man (duh!)
He wanted to help, in any way that I can!
Home from school, he watched his daughter cry
In the yard, he cursed God and fired at the sky

Flowing hair, she was a cutie pie
Meaty face and a lovely eye
Her dreams in the sky, her father felt her pain
And as he shot at the clouds, it began to rain

Hamantha, Hamantha
You were impossible to ignore
Hamantha, Hamantha
So greedy we wanted more

Got a call from the doctor
He had some amazing news for her
He just developed a cure
If she hurried over now, he'd try it out on her
Burst out the door, she was beaming
Among the raindrops her happy tears were streaming
Finally freed from her pain
But something else fell with the rain
A stray bullet shot by her father
Aimlessly nested inside her
She fell to the the sidewalk, now empty
Of the life which once christened her body

Flowing hair, she was a cutie pie
Meaty face and a lovely eye
At her time of death, the doc said "time to eat!"
And he took a bite out of her face meat

Hamantha, Hamantha
You were impossible to ignore (La-la-la)
Hamantha, Hamantha
So greedy we wanted more

Soaring infinitely through space
Hamantha's soul was graced
With a glance of our humble planet
At which she was amazed
The news of her untimely death
Had spread out near and far
And through her soul, the truth was whole
Her dream had crossed the bar
Hamantha had become a star
Hamantha was finally a star
Hamantha had become a star
Hamantha was finally a star

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