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Irving Berlin - The Little Things In Life
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Irving Berlin - The Ocarina
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Irving Berlin - I'm A Bad, Bad Man
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Irving Berlin - What'll I Do
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Irving Berlin - Always
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Irving Berlin - Lucky Boy
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Irving Berlin - The Passion Flower
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Irving Berlin - A Man Chases A Girl (Until She Catches Him)
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Irving Berlin - A Pretty Girl Is Like A Melody
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Irving Berlin - Alexander's Ragtime Band
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Irving Berlin - Diamond Horseshoe
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Irving Berlin - Do You Believe Your Eyes Or Do You Believe Your Baby?
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Irving Berlin - From Here To Shanghai
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Irving Berlin - Give Me Your Tired, Your Poor
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Irving Berlin - God Bless America
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Irving Berlin - Goodbye France
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Irving Berlin - Heat Wave
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Irving Berlin - Legend Of The Pearls
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Irving Berlin - Little Butterfly
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Irving Berlin - Mandy
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Irving Berlin - Meet Me Tonight
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Irving Berlin - One O'Clock In The Morning I Get Lonesome
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Irving Berlin - Pack Up Your Sins (And Go To The Devil)
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Irving Berlin - Porcelain Maid
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Irving Berlin - Puttin' On The Ritz
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Irving Berlin - Russian Lullaby
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Irving Berlin - The Best Things Happen While You're Dancing
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Irving Berlin - White Christmas
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Irving Berlin - You'd Be Surprised
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Irving Berlin - "Thank You, Kind Sir!" Said She
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Irving Berlin - (I Wonder Why) You're Just in Love
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Irving Berlin - (I'll See You In) C-U-B-A
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Irving Berlin - (I've Got) Plenty To Be Thankful For
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Irving Berlin - (You Forgot To) Remember
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Irving Berlin - A Beautiful Day In Brooklyn
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Irving Berlin - A Couple Of Song And Dance Men
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Irving Berlin - A Couple Of Swells
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Irving Berlin - A Fella With An Umbrella
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Irving Berlin - A Little Bungalow
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Irving Berlin - A Little Fish In A Big Pond
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Irving Berlin - A Sailor's Not A Sailor ('Til A Sailor's Been Tattooed)
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Irving Berlin - A Serenade To An Old-Fashioned Girl
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Irving Berlin - A Syncopated Cocktail
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Irving Berlin - Abraham
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Irving Berlin - After The Honeymoon
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Irving Berlin - After You Get What You Want, You Don't Want It
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Irving Berlin - Alexander And His Clarinet
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Irving Berlin - Alice In Wonderland
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Irving Berlin - All Alone
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Irving Berlin - All By Myself
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Irving Berlin - Along Came Ruth
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Irving Berlin - Always Treat Her Like A Baby
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Irving Berlin - American Eagles
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Irving Berlin - An Old-Fashioned Tune Always Is New
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Irving Berlin - An Old-Fashioned Wedding
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Irving Berlin - An Orange Grove In California
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Irving Berlin - And Father Wanted Me To Learn A Trade
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Irving Berlin - Angels Of Mercy
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Irving Berlin - Any Bonds Today?
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Irving Berlin - Anything You Can Do
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Irving Berlin - Apologia (Opening Letter, Opening Chorus)
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Irving Berlin - Araby
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Irving Berlin - At Peace With The World
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Irving Berlin - At The Court Around The Corner
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Irving Berlin - Back To Back
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Irving Berlin - Be Careful, It's My Heart
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Irving Berlin - Beautiful Faces
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Irving Berlin - Because I Love You
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Irving Berlin - Before I Go And Marry, I Will Have A Talk With You
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Irving Berlin - Behind The Fan
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Irving Berlin - Bells
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Irving Berlin - Better Luck Next Time
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Irving Berlin - Bevo
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Irving Berlin - Blow Your Horn
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Irving Berlin - Blue Skies
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Irving Berlin - Bring Back My Lena To Me
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Irving Berlin - Bring Back My Lovin' Man
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Irving Berlin - Bring Me A Ring In The Spring And I'll Know That You Love Me
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Irving Berlin - Bring On The Pepper
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Irving Berlin - Business Is Business
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Irving Berlin - But I Ain't Got A Man
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Irving Berlin - But Where Are You?
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Irving Berlin - But! She's Just A Little Bit Crazy
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Irving Berlin - Call Me Up Some Rainy Afternoon
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Irving Berlin - Can You Use Any Money Today?
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Irving Berlin - Ceremonial Chant
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Irving Berlin - Change Partners
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Irving Berlin - Cheek To Cheek
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Irving Berlin - Chinese Firecrackers
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Irving Berlin - Choreography
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Irving Berlin - Christmastime Seems Years And Years Away
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Irving Berlin - Climbing Up The Scales
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Irving Berlin - Cohen Owes Me Ninety-Seven Dollars
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Irving Berlin - Colonel Buffalo Bill
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Irving Berlin - Colored Romeo
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Irving Berlin - Come Along Sextette
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Irving Berlin - Come Along To Toy Town
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Irving Berlin - Come To Holiday Inn
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Irving Berlin - Come To The Land Of The Argentine
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Irving Berlin - Coquette
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Irving Berlin - Count Your Blessings Instead Of Sheep
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Irving Berlin - Crinoline Days
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Irving Berlin - Cuddle Up
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Irving Berlin - Dance And Grow Thin
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Irving Berlin - Dance With Me (Tonight At The Mardi Gras)
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Irving Berlin - Dat's-A My Gal
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Irving Berlin - Dear Mayme, I Love You
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Irving Berlin - Debts
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Irving Berlin - Ding Dong
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Irving Berlin - Do Your Duty Doctor! (Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Doctor)
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Irving Berlin - Dog Gone That Chilly Man
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Irving Berlin - Doin' What Comes Natur'lly
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Irving Berlin - Don't Be Afraid Of Romance
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Irving Berlin - Don't Put Out The Light
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Irving Berlin - Don't Send Me Back To Petrograd
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Irving Berlin - Don't Take Your Beau To The Seashore
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Irving Berlin - Don't Wait Too Long
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Irving Berlin - Dorando
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Irving Berlin - Down To The Folies Bergere
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Irving Berlin - Down Where The Jack O'Lanterns Grow
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Irving Berlin - Draggy Rag
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Irving Berlin - Dream On, Little Soldier Boy
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Irving Berlin - Dreams, Just Dreams
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Irving Berlin - Drowsy Head
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Irving Berlin - Drum Crazy
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Irving Berlin - Easter Parade
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Irving Berlin - Empty Pockets Filled With Love
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Irving Berlin - Ephraham Played Upon The Piano
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Irving Berlin - Everybody Knew But Me
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Irving Berlin - Everybody Step
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Irving Berlin - Everybody's Doin' It Now
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Irving Berlin - Everyone In The World Is Doing The Charleston
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Irving Berlin - Everything In America Is Ragtime
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Irving Berlin - Everything Is Rosy Now For Rosie
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Irving Berlin - Eyes Of Youth
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Irving Berlin - Falling Out Of Love Can Be Fun
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Irving Berlin - Finale Ultimo
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Irving Berlin - Finale Ultimo: Somebody Handed Us A Ticket To Picket
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Irving Berlin - Finale: Not For All The Rice In China
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Irving Berlin - Finale: What's This We Hear?
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Irving Berlin - Florida By The Sea
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Irving Berlin - Follies Minstrels
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Irving Berlin - Follow The Crowd
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Irving Berlin - Fools Fall In Love
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Irving Berlin - For The Very First Time
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Irving Berlin - For Your Country And My Country
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Irving Berlin - Furnishing A Home For Two
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Irving Berlin - Gee, I Wish I Was Back In The Army
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Irving Berlin - Get Thee Behind Me Satan
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Irving Berlin - Get Thee Behind Me, Satan
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Irving Berlin - Getting Nowhere (Running Around In Circles)
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Irving Berlin - Glad To Be Home
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Irving Berlin - Go Home And Tell It To Your Wife
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Irving Berlin - God Gave You To Me
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Irving Berlin - Good Times With Hoover, Better Times With Al
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Irving Berlin - Goodbye, Girlie, And Remember Me
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Irving Berlin - Grizzly Bear
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Irving Berlin - Happy Easter
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Irving Berlin - Happy Holiday
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Irving Berlin - Harem Life (Outside Of That Every Little Thing's All Right)
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Irving Berlin - Harlem On My Mind
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Irving Berlin - He Ain't Got Rhythm
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Irving Berlin - He Promised Me
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Irving Berlin - He's A Devil In His Own Home Town
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Irving Berlin - He's A Rag Picker
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Irving Berlin - He's Getting Too Darn Big For A One-Horse Town
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Irving Berlin - Herman Let's Dance That Beautiful Waltz
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Irving Berlin - Hey, Wop
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Irving Berlin - Home Again Blues
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Irving Berlin - Homesick
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Irving Berlin - Homeward Bound
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Irving Berlin - Homework
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Irving Berlin - How About A Cheer For The Navy?
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Irving Berlin - How About Me?
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Irving Berlin - How Can I Change My Luck?
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Irving Berlin - How Can I Forget (When There's So Much To Remember)
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Irving Berlin - How Deep Is The Ocean (How High Is The Sky)
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Irving Berlin - How Deep Is The Ocean?
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Irving Berlin - How Do You Do It, Mabel, On Twenty Dollars A Week?
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Irving Berlin - How Many Times?
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Irving Berlin - How's Chances?
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Irving Berlin - I Beg Your Pardon, Dear Old Broadway
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Irving Berlin - I Can Always Find A Little Sunshine In The Y.M.C.A.
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Irving Berlin - I Can't Do Without You
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Irving Berlin - I Can't Remember
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Irving Berlin - I Can't Tell A Lie
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Irving Berlin - I Didn't Go Home At All
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Irving Berlin - I Don't Wanna Be Married, I Just Wanna Be Friends
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Irving Berlin - I Got Lost In His Arms
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Irving Berlin - I Got The Sun In The Morning
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Irving Berlin - I Hate You
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Irving Berlin - I Have Just One Heart For Just One Boy
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Irving Berlin - I Just Came Back To Say Good Bye
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Irving Berlin - I Keep Running Away From You
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Irving Berlin - I Left My Door Open And My Daddy Walked Out
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Irving Berlin - I Left My Heart At The Stage Door Canteen
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Irving Berlin - I Like Ike
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Irving Berlin - I Like It
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Irving Berlin - I Lost My Heart In Dixieland
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Irving Berlin - I Love A Piano
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Irving Berlin - I Love To Have The Boys Around Me
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Irving Berlin - I Love To Quarrel With You
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Irving Berlin - I Love To Stay At Home
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Irving Berlin - I Love You More Each Day
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Irving Berlin - I Never Had A Chance
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Irving Berlin - I Never Knew
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Irving Berlin - I Paid My Income Tax Today
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Irving Berlin - I Poured My Heart Into A Song
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Irving Berlin - I Say It's Spinach (And The Hell With It)
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Irving Berlin - I Threw A Kiss In The Ocean
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Irving Berlin - I Used To Be Color Blind
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Irving Berlin - I Used To Be Color-Blind
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Irving Berlin - I Used To Play It By Ear
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Irving Berlin - I Want To Go Back To Michigan (Down On The Farm)
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Irving Berlin - I Wish That You Was My Gal, Molly
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Irving Berlin - I Wonder
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Irving Berlin - I Wouldn't Give "That" For The Man Who Couldn't Dance
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Irving Berlin - I'd Like My Picture Took
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Irving Berlin - I'd Love To Be Shot From A Cannon With You
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Irving Berlin - I'd Rather Lead A Band
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Irving Berlin - I'd Rather See A Minstrel Show
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Irving Berlin - I'll Capture Your Heart Singing
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Irving Berlin - I'll Share It All With You
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Irving Berlin - I'll Take You Back To Italy
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Irving Berlin - I'm A Happy Married Man
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Irving Berlin - I'm An Indian Too
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Irving Berlin - I'm Beginning To Miss You
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Irving Berlin - I'm Down In Honolulu Looking Them Over
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Irving Berlin - I'm Getting Tired So I Can Sleep
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Irving Berlin - I'm Going Back To The Farm
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Irving Berlin - I'm Going On A Long Vacation
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Irving Berlin - I'm Gonna Get Him
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Irving Berlin - I'm Gonna Pin My Medal On The Girl I Left Behind
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Irving Berlin - I'm Looking For A Daddy Long Legs
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Irving Berlin - I'm Marching Along With Time
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Irving Berlin - I'm Not Prepared
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Irving Berlin - I'm On My Way Home
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Irving Berlin - I'm Playing With Fire
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Irving Berlin - I'm Putting All My Eggs In One Basket
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Irving Berlin - I'm Sorry For Myself
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Irving Berlin - I'm The Guy Who Guards The Harem
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Irving Berlin - I've Got A Sweet Tooth Bothering Me
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Irving Berlin - I've Got My Captain Working For Me Now
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Irving Berlin - I've Got My Love To Keep Me Warm
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Irving Berlin - I've Got-A Go Back To Texas
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Irving Berlin - If I Had My Way, I'd Live Among The Gypsies
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Irving Berlin - If I Had You
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Irving Berlin - If I Thought You Wouldn't Tell
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Irving Berlin - If That's Your Idea Of A Wonderful Time (Take Me Home)
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Irving Berlin - If The Managers Only Thought The Same As Mother
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Irving Berlin - If You Believe
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Irving Berlin - If You Don't Want My Peaches (You'd Better Stop Shaking My Tree)
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Irving Berlin - If You Haven't Got An Ear For Music
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Irving Berlin - In Florida Among The Palms
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Irving Berlin - In Our Hide-Away
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Irving Berlin - In The Morning
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Irving Berlin - In The Shade Of A Sheltering Tree
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Irving Berlin - Innocent Bessie Brown
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Irving Berlin - Is He The Only Man In The World?
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Irving Berlin - Is There Anything Else I Can Do For You?
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Irving Berlin - Isn't This A Lovely Day (To Be Caught In The Rain)
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Irving Berlin - Isn't This A Lovely Day (To Be Caught In The Rain)?
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Irving Berlin - It All Belongs To Me
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Irving Berlin - It Gets Lonely In The White House
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Irving Berlin - It Isn't What He Said, But The Way He Said It!
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Irving Berlin - It Only Happens When I Dance With You
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Irving Berlin - It Takes An Irishman To Make Love
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Irving Berlin - It'll Come To You
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Irving Berlin - It's A Lovely Day For A Walk
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Irving Berlin - It's A Lovely Day Today
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Irving Berlin - It's A Lovely Day Tomorrow
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Irving Berlin - It's The Little Bit Of Irish
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Irving Berlin - It's Up To The Band
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Irving Berlin - Jimmy
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Irving Berlin - Just a Little Longer
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Irving Berlin - Just Like The Rose
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Irving Berlin - Just One Way To Say I Love You
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Irving Berlin - Kate (Have I Come Too Early, Too Late)
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Irving Berlin - Kiss Me My Honey, Kiss Me
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Irving Berlin - Kitchen Police (Poor Little Me)
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Irving Berlin - Ladies Of The Chorus
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Irving Berlin - Latins Know How
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Irving Berlin - Lazy
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Irving Berlin - Lead Me To Love
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Irving Berlin - Learn To Do The Strut
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Irving Berlin - Learn To Sing A Love Song
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Irving Berlin - Leg Of Nations
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Irving Berlin - Let Me Sing And I'm Happy
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Irving Berlin - Let Yourself Go
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Irving Berlin - Let's All Be Americans Now
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Irving Berlin - Let's Face The Music And Dance
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Irving Berlin - Let's Go Around The Town
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Irving Berlin - Let's Go West Again
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Irving Berlin - Let's Have Another Cup O' Coffee
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Irving Berlin - Let's Keep In Touch While Dancing
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Irving Berlin - Let's Say It With Firecrackers
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Irving Berlin - Let's Start The New Year Right
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Irving Berlin - Let's Take An Old Fashioned Walk
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Irving Berlin - Let's Take An Old-Fashioned Walk
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Irving Berlin - Lichtenburg
He Ain't Got Rhythm
Irving Berlin
[Verse:]
I know a professor of great renown
And he is the loneliest man in town
He's as smart as a man can be
But he never has company
Why is he the loneliest man in town?
[1st refrain:]
He ain't got rhythm
Ev'ry night he sits in the house alone
'Cause he ain't got rhythm
Ev'ry night he sits there and wears a frown
He attracted some attention
When he found the fourth dimension
But he ain't got rhythm, so no one's with 'im
The loneliest man in town
A lonely man is he
Bending over his books
His wife and family
Keep giving him dirty looks
'Cause he ain't got rhythm
When they call him up, it's to call him down
With a daring aviator
He encircled the equator
But he ain't got rhythm, as no one's with 'im
The loneliest man in town
[2nd refrain:]
He ain't got rhythm
Ev'ry night he sits in the house alone
'Cause he ain't got rhythm
Ev'ry night he sits there and wears a frown
With a problem scientific
He's colossal and terrific
But he ain't got rhythm, so no one's with 'im
The loneliest man in town
A lonely man is he
Bending over his books
His wife and family
Keep giving him dirty looks
'Cause he ain't got rhythm
When they call him up, it's to call him down
In the month of January
He compiled a dictionary
But he ain't got rhythm, as no one's with 'im
The loneliest man in town
[As sung in film (more or less):]
[Alice Faye:]
What are you studying?
[1st Co-Ed:]
Psychology
[Alice Faye:]
And you, dear?
[2nd Co-Ed:]
Philosophy
[Alice Faye:]
Well, don't take it too seriously because
I know a professor of great renown
[Co-Eds:]
Yes?
[Alice Faye:]
And he is the loneliest man in town
[Co-Eds:]
Really?
[Alice Faye:]
He's as smart as a man can be
But he never has company
[Co-Eds:]
Why is he the loneliest man in town? Huh?
[Alice Faye:]
He ain't got rhythm
[Co-Eds:]
Oh!
[Alice Faye:]
Ev'ry night he sits in the house alone
'Cause he ain't got rhythm
[Co-Eds:]
Too bad!
[Alice Faye:]
Ev'ry night he sits there and wears a frown
He attracted some attention
When he found the fourth dimension
But he ain't got rhythm, so no one's with 'im
[All:]
The loneliest man in town
[Alice Faye:]
A lonely man is he
Bending over his books
[Co-Eds:]
He would!
[Alice Faye:]
His wife and family
[All:]
Keep giving him dirty looks
[Alice Faye:]
'Cause he ain't got rhythm
When they call him up, it's to call him down
In the month of January
He compiled a dictionary
But he ain't got rhythm, so no one's with 'im
The loneliest man in town
[All:]
He's lonely, he's lonesome
And he's all by his "own-some"
The loneliest man in town
[The Professor:]
I know every planet up in the sky
I've measured them all with my naked eye
I've seen everything up in Mars
I know all about falling stars
But still I'm a very unhappy guy
I wonder why
[Professors:]
You ain't got rhythm!
[The Professor:]
I can read the tea leaves in my cup
[Professors:]
But you ain't got rhythm!
[The Professor:]
And I just found out how high is up
[Professors:]
But you ain't got rhythm!
[The Professor:]
I discovered once while sober
Where the flies go in October
For what I found out about the flies
I got the Nobel prize
[Professors:]
But you can't do the Charleston
And you don't know how to do the Black Bottom, the new rhythm
[The Professor:]
Heaven, I see Heaven
Through my telescope while gazing from Mount Wilson's highest peak
I'll explain it all in Latin or in Greek
[Professors:]
But you're not so hot while dancing cheek to cheek
[The Professor:]
I've mastered relativity
[Professors:]
But when they have festivity
[The Professor:]
They'll never think of asking me
[Co-Eds:]
Don't you wonder why?
[Professors:]
'Cause you don't know how to do the rhumba
That's the reason you're a lonely guy
[The Professor:]
Ah, love!
Venus is lovely tonight and so is Jupiter
[Professors:]
Jupiter's skipping from planet to planet
[The Professor:]
Jumping Jupiter!
[Professors & Co-Eds:]
But you couldn't be stupider
'Cause you ain't got rhythm
[The Professor:]
Why, I discovered liquid air
[Professors:]
But you ain't got rhythm
[The Professor:]
And I've a cure for falling hair
[Professors:]
But you can't get hot
[The Professor:]
What?
[Professors & Co-Eds:]
No, you can't get hot
[The Professor:]
What?
I'm a scientist to my fingertips
[Professors:]
But you can't do nothing with your hips
[Co-Eds:]
And that's the thing we miss
[The Professor:]
You mean this?
[Professors & Co-Eds:]
Yes! He's got it! He's got it!
He's got it! He's got it!
The man's got rhythm!