Puzzles is a place where people go, to feel like they belong Gonna take advantage of dumb drunk girls No we are not (Bro), That would be wrong A place where wit and wisdom bloom A place to bang chicks in Ted's room Not happening We'll talk about it
At Puzzles we all fit together And I'm the bartender! At Puzzles we all fit together On sunny days or stormy weather So pull up a chair and sit for a spell There's laughter to share and stories to tell Puzzles is a place where everyone feels at home And we bang chicks in Ted's room
