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Hot Mulligan - No Shoes In The Coffee Shop (Or Socks)
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Hot Mulligan - Equip Sunglasses
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Hot Mulligan - How do You Know It's Not Armadillo Shells?
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Hot Mulligan - I Fell In Love With Princess Peach
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Hot Mulligan - Something About a Bunch Of Dead Dogs
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Hot Mulligan - SPS
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Hot Mulligan - BCKYRD
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Hot Mulligan - End Eric Sparrow and the Life of Him
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Hot Mulligan - Featuring Mark Hoppus
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Hot Mulligan - If You Had Spun Out In Your Oldsmobile, This Probably Wouldn't Have Happened
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Hot Mulligan - It's a Family Movie She Hates Her Dad
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Hot Mulligan - Jimmy Neutron Had A Dog, So Why Can't I Have A Friend?
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Hot Mulligan - Please Don't Cry, You Have Swag
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Hot Mulligan - Shhhh! Golf Is On
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Hot Mulligan - This Song Is Called It's Called What's It Called
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Hot Mulligan - All You Wanted By Michelle Branch
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Hot Mulligan - Analog Fade (New Bule Sky)
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Hot Mulligan - And I Smoke
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Hot Mulligan - Betty
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Hot Mulligan - Christ Alive My Toe Dammit Hurts
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Hot Mulligan - Cock Party 2 (Better Than The First)
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Hot Mulligan - Dary
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Hot Mulligan - Deluxe Capacitor
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Hot Mulligan - Digging In
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Hot Mulligan - Dirty Office Bongos
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Hot Mulligan - Drink Milk And Run
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Hot Mulligan - Feal Like Crab
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Hot Mulligan - Gans Media Retro Games
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Hot Mulligan - Good Ol' Mr. Rags
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Hot Mulligan - Green Squirrel in Pretty Bad Shape
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Hot Mulligan - Heem Wasn’t There
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Hot Mulligan - I Hate The Gooey Disk
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Hot Mulligan - I Played Tony Hawk's Ride Once, And It Sucked
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Hot Mulligan - I Replied To Tyler With Three Blue Cars
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Hot Mulligan - I'm Tuning To O-Positive
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Hot Mulligan - John The Rock Cena, Can You Smell What The Undertaker
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Hot Mulligan - Legen
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Hot Mulligan - Losing Days
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Hot Mulligan - M.O.M.
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Hot Mulligan - OG Blue Sky
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Hot Mulligan - One For The Boy
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Hot Mulligan - Pluto Was Never Really a Planet Either Even
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Hot Mulligan - Pop Shuvit (Hall Of Meat, Duh)
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Hot Mulligan - Scream Mountain
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Hot Mulligan - Shaylee, Shanel
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Hot Mulligan - Shouldn’t Have a Leg Hole But I do
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Hot Mulligan - Smahccked My Head Awf
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Hot Mulligan - Stickers of Brian
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Hot Mulligan - The Hammer Guy Is At It Again
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Hot Mulligan - The Song Formerly Known As Intro
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Hot Mulligan - The Soundtrack To Missing a Slam Dunk
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Hot Mulligan - There Was a Semi Fight On I-69
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Hot Mulligan - Visited salmon, I mean transity balcony
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Hot Mulligan - Wait For It
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Hot Mulligan - We're Gonna Make it To Kilby!
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Hot Mulligan - Wes Dault Can't Find The Madison Falcon
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Hot Mulligan - Whispers Thank You
Wait For It
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Because I've spent a decade just wishing that we could
Fantasies were unmet, and we never kept our promises
This time I swear I have it figured out for good
You can be found in the cheapest and sweetest of bottles
I have ever swallowed down
I'd rather have you than this spinning room
That smells like cheap booze and perfume
When you wrote me off, I wrote a song about a holocaust
You were the premise that dropped the melody into my head
Like a bomb that falls and spreads itself across the harbor of my heart
Destroying every single vessel in the bay
I feel the same way
Cheated, depleted
A once-boastful army defeated by a play-Judas bullet to the lips
Just check the tube of your ChapStick
It's shaped the same
I shape myself around you
But you never take the blame
I was two hundred and oh
My God, you came around last minute
Brought the loss to me
I missed the trophy wife
Please, can you help me?
I'd say to my family
If you would ever settle down and realize that it's always been me
