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Hoobastank - The Reason
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Hoobastank - Same Direction
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Hoobastank - Crawling In The Dark
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Hoobastank - Just One
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Hoobastank - Out Of Control
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Hoobastank - Running Away
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Hoobastank - Disappear
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Hoobastank - More Than a Memory
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Hoobastank - I Don't Think I Love You
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Hoobastank - If I Were You
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Hoobastank - Inside Of You
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Hoobastank - What Happened To Us?
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Hoobastank - All About You
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Hoobastank - Born To Lead
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Hoobastank - Right Before Your Eyes
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Hoobastank - Can You Save Me?
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Hoobastank - Let It Out
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Hoobastank - Look Where We Are
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Hoobastank - So Close, So Far
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Hoobastank - The First Of Me
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Hoobastank - Unaffected
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Hoobastank - Escape
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Hoobastank - First of Me
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Hoobastank - Gone Gone Gone
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Hoobastank - Remember Me
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Hoobastank - Sick Of Hanging On
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Hoobastank - Tears Of Yesterday
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Hoobastank - Who The Hell Am I?
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Hoobastank - You Need To Be Here
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Hoobastank - You're The One
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Hoobastank - Did You
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Hoobastank - Good Enough
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Hoobastank - If Only
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Hoobastank - Leave Today
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Hoobastank - Subways In Pittsburgh
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Hoobastank - The Mirror
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Hoobastank - The Pressure
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Hoobastank - The Rules
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Hoobastank - There Will Never Be Another One
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Hoobastank - This Is Gonna Hurt
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Hoobastank - This Is Just The Beginning
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Hoobastank - True Believer
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Hoobastank - Unquestionable
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Hoobastank - Waiting
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Hoobastank - What Doesn't Kill You Makes You Grow
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Hoobastank - Without a Fight
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Hoobastank - You Before Me
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Hoobastank - 150
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Hoobastank - A Timeless Classic
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Hoobastank - Buzzkill (Before You Say Goodbye)
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Hoobastank - Don't Look Away
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Hoobastank - Don't Tell Me
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Hoobastank - Face The Music
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Hoobastank - Fallen Star
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Hoobastank - Finally Awake
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Hoobastank - Force Feed Me
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Hoobastank - From The Heart
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Hoobastank - Incomplete
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Hoobastank - Is This The Day?
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Hoobastank - Let You Know
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Hoobastank - Magnolia
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Hoobastank - More Beautiful
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Hoobastank - Moving Forward
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Hoobastank - My Turn
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Hoobastank - Pee Wee
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Hoobastank - Pieces
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Hoobastank - Push Pull
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Hoobastank - Replace You
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Hoobastank - Say The Same
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Hoobastank - Silence Is Bliss
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Hoobastank - Stay with me
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Hoobastank - Stuck Without A Voice
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Hoobastank - Sweet Cliches
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Hoobastank - The Critic
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Hoobastank - The Dance That Broke My Jaw
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Hoobastank - The Fallen
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Hoobastank - The Lesson
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Hoobastank - The Letter
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Hoobastank - This Is Taking Forever
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Hoobastank - Tin Walls
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Hoobastank - To Be With You
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Hoobastank - Too Little Too Late
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Hoobastank - Tortoise
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Hoobastank - Up And Gone
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Hoobastank - We Are One
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Hoobastank - We Don't Need The World
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Hoobastank - We're So Beyond This
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Hoobastank - What I Meant To Say
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Hoobastank - A Thousand Words
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Hoobastank - Afterparty At The Actor's Estate
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Hoobastank - All I Ever Wanted
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Hoobastank - Better
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Hoobastank - Better Left Unsaid
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Hoobastank - Can I Buy You a Drink?
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Hoobastank - Connected
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Hoobastank - Connected (halo 2 Soundtrack)
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Hoobastank - Divine
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Hoobastank - Don't Think I Love You
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Hoobastank - Earthsick
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Hoobastank - Educated Fool
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Hoobastank - End Of Our Rope
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Hoobastank - Foot In Your Mouth
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Hoobastank - Ghostbusters
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Hoobastank - Give It Back
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Hoobastank - Head Over Heels
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Hoobastank - Hello Again
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Hoobastank - I Felt a Song Inside Me
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Hoobastank - If My Tongue Could Talk
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Hoobastank - Invisible
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Hoobastank - Is It Just Me?
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Hoobastank - Just Let Go (Who Cares If We Fall)
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Hoobastank - Karma Patrol
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Hoobastank - Losing My Grip
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Hoobastank - Lucky
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Hoobastank - My Broken Legs
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Hoobastank - My Prescription
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Hoobastank - Naked Jock Man
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Hoobastank - Never Be Here
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Hoobastank - Never Be Here Again
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Hoobastank - Never Saw It Coming
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Hoobastank - Never There
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Hoobastank - No Destination
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Hoobastank - No Win Situation
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Hoobastank - Now Or Never
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Hoobastank - Open Your Eyes
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Hoobastank - Our Song
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Hoobastank - Paper Promises
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Hoobastank - Paper Promisses
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Hoobastank - Papercuts And Exit Wounds
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Hoobastank - Prank Call To The Cobalt Cafe
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Hoobastank - Ready For You
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Hoobastank - Reclaiming The Throne
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Hoobastank - Red Sky At Dawn
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Hoobastank - Reset The Breaker
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Hoobastank - Santa´s Coming
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Hoobastank - Sing What You Can't Say
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Hoobastank - Sleepyhead
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Hoobastank - Slow Down
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Hoobastank - This Is Where We Go It Alone
Santa´s Coming
Hoobastank
It's a story that is almost never told
It's about a night that good ol' Santa wished he never had
And no one knows
He was tired of the misses always bitchin' (always bitchin')
And so sick of all those little helpers, too (helpers, too)
So he hopped in his ol' pick up truck
And he yelled that he don't give a fuck
"Tonight I'm gettin wasted at the Blue Oyster Saloon!"
[Chorus]
I'm sorry, but there ain't no Christmas this year
Cause Santa's drowning sorrows in his beer
So don't bother with the milk and cookies this year
Cause Santa's drowning sorrows in his beer
Well you know that one drink led to another
And suddenly the room began to spin
So round and round ol' Santa went
Not knowing all the trouble he was in
They laughed and kicked him out the door
They said he couldn't have no more
And in the snow he nearly fell
He shook his fist and then he yelled
"You haven't seen the last of me!"
While he was standing in his pee
He flipped the bird and (?)
And stumbled off into the night
[Chorus]
I'm sorry, but there ain't no Christmas this year
Cause Santa's drowning sorrows in his beer
So don't bother with the milk and cookies this year
Cause Santa's drowning sorrows in his beer
So, on and on Santa walked
Heck, I reckon he must have walked for miles before he found a place to shelter him from the cold
A place of warmth, a sanctuary sold
And in this place, Santa feasted his eyes on a most beautiful creature
A creature that made his veins race with love blood
And his loins?
Hell, let's just say Santa's pole.. was pointing north
(Oh ho ho ho ho! Why hello there!
[Sheep Noises]
Oh, Have you been naughty or nice this year? Oh ho ho ho!
[More Sheep Noises]
Well I've got a little present for you!
[Zipper Noise])
Now everyone around has heard the story
A story that was almost never told
About that night that good ol' Santa wished he'd never had
And now you know
[Chorus]
I'm sorry, but there ain't no Christmas this year
Cause Santa's drowning sorrows in his beer
So don't bother with the milk and cookies this year
Cause Santa's drowning sorrows in his beer
Cause Santa's drowning sorrows in his beer