Mad Professor Blyth is working on his pet invention To dematerialise himself into the fourth dimension He's got his mind set on illusion To find the secrets of diffusion Conclusion: he disappeared
Tried it on his cat one grey night when it was foggy Never got it back, oh, what happened to his Moggy He's got his mind set on illusion To find the secrets of diffusion Conclusion: he's disappeared
All the kids around about his neighbourhood Used to laugh at him and call him names Silly old bat freaky four-eyes Sort of things they used to shout He can't hear them now
He's disappeared
Colleagues at the lab they all thought that he was crazy Don't know where he's at His formulas to them are hazy
He had his mind set on illusion He found the secrets of diffusion Conclusion: he's disappeared
