Hey !
This ain't a love song,
But don't get me wrong,
I'm gonna love you all night long
While your turning me on,
Till the lovin' and the liquor's gone,
And if you wanna like
Girl you'd better find me
Before the sun goes down,
And if you wanna hate me,
It ain't gonna take me, long just stick around,
It's like a match to gasoline,
I'm nice as hell till i get mean,
I'll be your prom king early
Mr. clean charmin
Your momma at your front door,
And then your late night bar figh
Damn right i'm the guy
Passed out on your floor
Ain't gotta spin me around to see
Ain't no in-between
The two sides of me
This ain't rehab
I ain't that bad
Too many good times to be had,
I ain't hanging my hat
Till i'm stumbling down that path
But if you wanna like me
Better catch me right
Before the shot goes down,
And if you wanna hate me
I won' think your crazy
There's other girls in town,
Right now i'm mr. right
But that ain't gonna last all night!
I'll be your prom king early
Mr. clean charmin
Your momma at your front door,
And then your late night bar figh
Damn right i'm the guy
Passed out on your floor
Ain't gotta spin me around to see
Ain't no in-between
The two sides of me.
(chorus 2x)