I'm leavin' colorado in the mornin' I'm headed for the shores of honolu' I ain't got time to give you too much warnin' My days of bein' cold are almost through
We'll have coconuts and mai-tais everyday I'm soon to learn the kama'aina ways We'll watch the humuhumunukunukuapua'a play While i do the hula by the bay
I went on up to central but i didn't have no luck It snowed three feet and my jeep got stuck I head to rob a bank to get the money up to ski Then i had a meetin' with a big hard tree
