[Kurt]
Aw, you can't just leave
[Ram]
Not when you're dressed like that
[Veronica]
Dressed like what? This is what I always wear
[Kurt]
Yeah and it's torture!
[Ram]
How can you expect us to control ourselves when you look like that?
[Veronica]
Dear diary
Here we are in the dark fifty yards from my car
I could climb that tree, I'd never get that far
They're a hundred pounds heavier, they have my keys
I'm a rat in a trap, correction
I'm the cheese
[Kurt]
Hey there girl, ignore this fool
He tries to play cool while he’s dribbling drool
[Ram]
Just trying to say in our friendly way
That you’ve gotten hotter like every day
[Kurt]
Ow!
[Ram]
Hey there girl, avoid this punk
He’s hungry for a hunk of the junk in your trunk
[Kurt]
There is no lie, that dog won’t try
When a tasty treat like you walks by, 'cause
[Ram and Kurt]
Once, you were geeky and nerdy
Now you’re flirty, freaky, and dirty
[Kurt]
You were nothing and nobody
[Ram]
But now you’re good enough to
[Kurt and Ram]
Get with me! Huh!
You’re welcome, look where you are
You’re welcome, you’ve won a football star!
You’re welcome
[Ram]
Baby, what's that smell?
[Kurt]
That's the smell of me lovin' you well
[Kurt and Ram]
You're welcome!
[Veronica]
This is not a drill
This is not a bad dream
In a cow pasture, no one can hear you scream
Never break their stare, stay awake, stay aware
You're not in real danger 'til they grab your hair
[Ram]
Come back girl, now don’t play hurt
If you don’t want me starin’, why you wearin’ that skirt?
[Kurt]
We can’t be tamed and we can’t be blamed
It’s all your fault that we’re inflamed!
[Kurt and Ram]
'Cause once, you were grody and grotty
[Ram]
Now you’ve got a body like a Maserati!
[Kurt and Ram]
Stroke my fur, make me purr-
[Kurt]
Hey! You wanted to be
[Kurt and Ram]
Popular!
[Kurt]
Hit me!
[Ram]
Huh!
[Kurt and Ram]
You’re welcome, look where you are
You’re welcome, come get your football star
You’re welcome
[Ram]
You've joined the pros!
[Kurt]
Once we squeeze you
You'll stay squoze
[Ram]
You’re welcome in my lap, welcome on my knee
[Kurt]
Well, come on and get grabby in the grass with me!
[Veronica]
I got one last chance to save my ass
What was that move from my self-defence class?
[Ram]
I’ll steal your heart like a thief
Bring you sweet relief
[Kurt]
Call me Wendy 'cause you never wonder
[Kurt and Ram]
Where’s the beef?
[Veronica]
They're a powder keg
So don't yell or beg
Stay friendly
Then gently, accidentally sweep the leg
[Kurt]
Ah! I fell in a mud-puddle!
[Ram]
Gross! What’d you do that for?
That’s not so nice!
[Veronica]
Nicer than calling the cops
You’re welcome
[Ram]
Damn, I think I’m stuck!
You’re welcome
[Veronica]
This states got me real sunk
[Kurt and Ram]
You’re welcome
Hey girl, it’s no big thing, come try a little mud wrestling!
You’re welcome, come and jump right in!
You’re welcome, rub it on your skin!
You’re welcome, baby what’s that smell?
[Veronica]
Manure?
[Kurt]
No, it’s the smell of me loving you well!
[Veronica]
Swell
[Ram]
No, I be loving you well
[Veronica]
See you in hell!
[Kurt]
No, I be loving you well
[Ram]
No, I be-
[Kurt]
I be-
Loving, loving, loving, loving, loving her well!
[Kurt, Ram and Veronica]
You’re welcome!
You’re welcome!
