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Reverend Horton Heat - Bales Of Cocaine
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Reverend Horton Heat - Big Red Rocket of Love
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Reverend Horton Heat - I Can't Surf
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Reverend Horton Heat - In Your Wildest Dreams
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Reverend Horton Heat - Psychobilly Freakout
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Reverend Horton Heat - 400 Bucks
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Reverend Horton Heat - Ain't Gonna Happen
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Reverend Horton Heat - Baby I'm Drunk
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Reverend Horton Heat - Baby You Know Who
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Reverend Horton Heat - Bad Reputation
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Reverend Horton Heat - Baddest Of The Bad
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Reverend Horton Heat - Bath-water Blues
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Reverend Horton Heat - Bedroom Again
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Reverend Horton Heat - Beer
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Reverend Horton Heat - Beer:30
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Reverend Horton Heat - Big D Boogie Woogie
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Reverend Horton Heat - Big Dwarf Rodeo
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Reverend Horton Heat - Big Little Baby
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Reverend Horton Heat - Bullet
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Reverend Horton Heat - Callin' In Twisted
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Reverend Horton Heat - Cinco de Mayo
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Reverend Horton Heat - Couch Surfin
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Reverend Horton Heat - Cowboy Love
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Reverend Horton Heat - Crooked Cigarette
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Reverend Horton Heat - Cruisin' For A Bruisin'
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Reverend Horton Heat - D For Dangerous
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Reverend Horton Heat - Devil's Chasing Me
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Reverend Horton Heat - Don't Let Go Of Me
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Reverend Horton Heat - Eat Steak
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Reverend Horton Heat - Five-O Ford
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Reverend Horton Heat - Folsom Prison Blues
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Reverend Horton Heat - For Never More
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Reverend Horton Heat - Galaxy 500
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Reverend Horton Heat - Generation Why
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Reverend Horton Heat - Gin and Tonic Blues
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Reverend Horton Heat - Girl In Blue
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Reverend Horton Heat - Go With Your Friends
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Reverend Horton Heat - Goin' Back Home
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Reverend Horton Heat - Got It In My Pocket
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Reverend Horton Heat - Hand it to Me
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Reverend Horton Heat - Hate To See You Cry
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Reverend Horton Heat - Hello Mrs. Darkness
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Reverend Horton Heat - Hog Tyin' Woman
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Reverend Horton Heat - Honky Tonk Girl
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Reverend Horton Heat - I Could Get Used To It
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Reverend Horton Heat - I'll Make Love
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Reverend Horton Heat - I'm Mad
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Reverend Horton Heat - I'm Your Pet Rock
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Reverend Horton Heat - If It Ain't Got Rhythm
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Reverend Horton Heat - Indigo Friends
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Reverend Horton Heat - It Hurts Your Daddy Bad
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Reverend Horton Heat - It's a Dark Day
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Reverend Horton Heat - It's Martini Time
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Reverend Horton Heat - Jezebel
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Reverend Horton Heat - Jimbo Song
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Reverend Horton Heat - King
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Reverend Horton Heat - Let Me Teach You How To Eat
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Reverend Horton Heat - Lie Detector
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Reverend Horton Heat - Like A Rocket
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Reverend Horton Heat - Liquor Beer & Wine
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Reverend Horton Heat - Livin' On The Edge (Of Houston)
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Reverend Horton Heat - Loaded Gun
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Reverend Horton Heat - Loco Gringos Like a Party
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Reverend Horton Heat - Lonesome Man
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Reverend Horton Heat - Lonesome Train Whistle
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Reverend Horton Heat - Love Whip
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Reverend Horton Heat - Marijuana
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Reverend Horton Heat - Native Tongue of Love
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Reverend Horton Heat - New York City Girls
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Reverend Horton Heat - Now, Right Now
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Reverend Horton Heat - Nurture My Pig
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Reverend Horton Heat - Octopus Mode
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Reverend Horton Heat - One Time For Me
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Reverend Horton Heat - Or Is It Just Me
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Reverend Horton Heat - Party In Your Head
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Reverend Horton Heat - Party Mad
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Reverend Horton Heat - Perfect
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Reverend Horton Heat - Put It To Me Straight
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Reverend Horton Heat - Remember Me
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Reverend Horton Heat - Reverend Horton Heat's Big Blue Car
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Reverend Horton Heat - Revival
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Reverend Horton Heat - Revolution Under Foot
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Reverend Horton Heat - Ride Before The Fall
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Reverend Horton Heat - Rock the Joint
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Reverend Horton Heat - Rockin' Dog
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Reverend Horton Heat - Rumble Strip
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Reverend Horton Heat - Sleeper Coach Driver
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Reverend Horton Heat - Slow
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Reverend Horton Heat - Someone In Heaven
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Reverend Horton Heat - Spell on Me
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Reverend Horton Heat - Spend a Night in the Box
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Reverend Horton Heat - Starlight Lounge
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Reverend Horton Heat - Sue Jack Daniels
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Reverend Horton Heat - Suicide Doors
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Reverend Horton Heat - Sunrise Through The Power Lines
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Reverend Horton Heat - Tchoupitoulas Street
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Reverend Horton Heat - Texas Rock-a-Billy Rebel
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Reverend Horton Heat - That's Showbiz
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Reverend Horton Heat - The Tiny Voice of Reason
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Reverend Horton Heat - Time to Pray
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Reverend Horton Heat - Unlucky in Love
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Reverend Horton Heat - Viva Las Vegas
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Reverend Horton Heat - Watusi Rodeo
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Reverend Horton Heat - We Belong Forever
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Reverend Horton Heat - What's Reminding Me of You
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Reverend Horton Heat - Whole Lotta Baby
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Reverend Horton Heat - Whole New Life
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Reverend Horton Heat - Wiggle Stick
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Reverend Horton Heat - Wonky
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Reverend Horton Heat - Yeah, Right
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Reverend Horton Heat - You Can't Get Away From Me
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Reverend Horton Heat - You've Got a Friend In Jimbo
That's Showbiz
Reverend Horton Heat
6 shows a day,
15 Minute breaks,
Is that showbiz?
No matter how bad you feel,
You could have a fever and the dry heaves
From that left handed cigarette
And shot of old crow you did between the first and secon show.
You could have a social disease you caught
From some platinum blonde bombshell in Boise.
You could feel bad because you lost your wallet, your dog, your best friend
Or even your wife.
And no matter how bad you feel,
When those house lights go down,
A smile lights up your face
Why? 'cause that's showbiz.
You work, practice, woodshed,
Suffer for your craft,
Do the old soft shoe till your feet bleed
Sing mammy till your throat swells
All the while smiling though your face hurts.
You do this for ten years
And the day after the back page of some local rag says your great
You see somebody better, and younger than yourself
And he closes the show with a gag he stole from you,
And that's showbiz.
You reward? A fast car you never get to drive,
Ex-wives and kids who do interviews with the scandal sheets
A long cool broad who loves you for your name and your name only.
This afternoon's pizza backstage of some dive you've played a hundred times before
Where rats the size of a loaf of bread climb the walls and run the pipes
Where the same drunk crudely delivers the same insults that you counter
The same way every night.
Except your delivery is a little different, and the people laugh.
That's showbiz.
Your up for the part of leading man in a full length feature film.
And after you read, you get a part.
One lousy line in a scene where you play the school janitor.
So you say you're line with all the pizzaz and intensity of a Bogey
Or an Edward G.
And that's showbiz.
So I say to all the little people
Who spit shined and polished
My long and jagged trail to the top, "Thank you."
For without you, the little people, I would not be where I am today.
It is truly you who are, showbiz.
Come on! Give youself a round of applause,
The little people! Give it up! Yeah!
Please look for me in a new T.V. mini series drama
Where I portray myself in the story of my life,
Simply entitled "That's Showbiz."
Thank you! You've been a wonderful audience!
I love you and remember,
That's showbiz! Good night!