[Rosie] It sounds like you really could do With a little reminder of who you're talking to An honest woman always there to lend an ear I dealt with your fairly, been patient, it's true
But remember, my dear You're in my zoo Don't you forget You are my pet
I say when to sit and stay Roll over or go fetch
Don't you forget There's no way out You're in debt until the day you settle your account
[Alastor] I've served you faithfully for an age Obeyed demands, contained my rage Went off the air for years on your behalf
[Rosie] I know, and you're so kind
[Alastor] And since you made me disappear My name inspires much less fear The least that you can do is fix my staff
[Rosie] In due time Sing along dear, you know the words
Don't you forget
[Alastor] I won't forget
[Rosie] You are my pet
[Alastor] Yours since we met
[Rosie and Alastor] I say when to sit and stay Play ball or just play dead
[Rosie] Don't you forget
[Alastor] I'm in your net
[Rosie] You can't be found
[Alastor] At least not yet
[Rosie] The moves you make are mine and mine alone