The Reynolds Pamphlet

[Full company]
The Reynolds pamphlet

[Jefferson/Madison/Angelica]
Have you read this?

[Burr/Jefferson/Madison]
Alexander hamilton had a torrid affair
And he wrote it down right there

[Madison]
Highlights!

[Hamilton/Jefferson]
The charge against me
Is a connection with one
James Reynolds!
For purposes of
Improper speculation

[Hamilton/Jefferson/Burr]
My real crime is an
Amorous connection with his wife

[Hamilton/Jefferson]
For a considerable time
With his knowing consent

[Madison/Burr/Jefferson]
Damn!

[Hamilton/Jefferson/Madison]
I had frequent meetings with her
Most of them at my own house

[Burr]
At his own house!

[Madison]
At his own house!

[Deep voice]
Damn!

[Hamilton/jefferson]
Mrs. Hamilton with our children being absent
On a visit to her father

[Madison/Burr]
No

[Company]
Boooo!

[Madison/Burr]
Have you read this?

[Jefferson]
Well, he’s never gon’ be president now

[Madison/Burr]
Never gon’ be president now

[Jefferson]
Well, he’s never gon’ be president now

[Madison/Burr]
Never gon’ be president now

[Jefferson]
He’s never gon’ be president now

[Madison/Burr]
Never gon’ be president now

[Jefferson]
That’s one less thing to worry about

[Jefferson/Madison/Burr]
That’s one less thing to worry about!

[Angelica]
I came as soon as I heard

[Jefferson]
What?!

[Hamilton]
Angelica

[Company]
All the way from London?!
Damn

[Hamilton]
Angelica, thank God
Someone who understands what I’m
Struggling here to do

[Angelica]
I’m not here for you

[Ensemble]
Oooooh!

[Angelica]
I know my sister like I know my own mind
You will never find anyone as trusting or as kind
I love my sister more than anything in this life
I will choose her happiness over mine every time
Put what we had aside
I’m standing at her side
You could never be satisfied
God, I hope you’re satisfied

[Jefferson/Madison/Burr]
Well, he’s never gon’ be president now

[Ensemble men]
Never gon’ be president now

[Jefferson/Madison/Burr]
Well, he’s never gon’ be president now

[Ensemble men]
Never gon’ be president now

[Jefferson/Madison/Burr]
Well, he’s never gon’ be president now

[Ensemble men]
Never gon’ be president now

[Jefferson/Madison/Burr]
That’s one less thing to worry about

[Ensemble men]
That’s one less thing to worry about

[Jefferson/madison]
Hey!

[Ensemble women]
Well he’s never gon’ be president now

[Jefferson/Madison]
At least he was honest with our money!

[Ensemble women]
Well he’s never gon’ be president now

[Ensemble men]
Never gon’ be president now

[Jefferson/Madison]
Hey!

[Ensemble women]
Well he’s never gon’ be president now

[Jefferson/Madison]
At least he was honest with our money!

[Hamilton]
Hey!
At least I was honest with our money!
Hey!
At least I was honest with our money!

[Ensemble women]
That’s one less thing to worry about

[Full company]
That’s one less thing to worry about!
The reynolds pamphlet

[Jefferson/Madison/Burr]
Have you read this?
You ever see somebody ruin their own life?

[Company (except Hamilton/Eliza)]
His poor wife