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Half Man Half Biscuit - (live!)
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Half Man Half Biscuit - 1966 And All That
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Half Man Half Biscuit - 4AD3DCD
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Half Man Half Biscuit - A Country Practice
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Half Man Half Biscuit - A Lilac Harry Quinn
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Half Man Half Biscuit - A Shropshire Lad
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Half Man Half Biscuit - All I Want For Christmas Is A Dukla-prague Away Kit
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Half Man Half Biscuit - Arthur's Farm
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Half Man Half Biscuit - Bob Wilson, Anchorman
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Half Man Half Biscuit - Christian Rock Concert
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Half Man Half Biscuit - Corgi Registered Friends
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Half Man Half Biscuit - D'you Ken Ted Mould
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Half Man Half Biscuit - Dickie Davis Eyes
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Half Man Half Biscuit - Evening Of Swing (Has Been Cancelled)
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Half Man Half Biscuit - Everything's AOR
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Half Man Half Biscuit - For What Is Chatteris
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Half Man Half Biscuit - Girlfriend's Finished With Him
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Half Man Half Biscuit - He Who Would Valium Take
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Half Man Half Biscuit - Hedley Verityesque
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Half Man Half Biscuit - I Hate Nerys Hughes
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Half Man Half Biscuit - I Was A Teenage Armchair Hon Ved Fan
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Half Man Half Biscuit - If I Had Possession Over Pancake Day
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Half Man Half Biscuit - Joy In Leeuwarden (We Are Ready)
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Half Man Half Biscuit - Keeping Two Chevrons Apart
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Half Man Half Biscuit - Let's Not
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Half Man Half Biscuit - Lock Up Your Mountain Bikes
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Half Man Half Biscuit - Look Dad No Tunes
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Half Man Half Biscuit - National Shite Day
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Half Man Half Biscuit - Ordinary to Enschede
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Half Man Half Biscuit - Our Tune
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Half Man Half Biscuit - Outbreak of Vitus Gerulaitis
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Half Man Half Biscuit - Paintballs Coming Home
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Half Man Half Biscuit - Prag Vec at the Melkweg
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Half Man Half Biscuit - Reasons to Be Miserable
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Half Man Half Biscuit - Restless Legs
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Half Man Half Biscuit - Rod Hull Is Alive, Why?
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Half Man Half Biscuit - Sealclubbing
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Half Man Half Biscuit - Shit arm, bad tattoo
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Half Man Half Biscuit - Song Of Encouragement For The Orme Ascent
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Half Man Half Biscuit - The Bastard Son Of Dean Friedman
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Half Man Half Biscuit - The Best Things In Life
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Half Man Half Biscuit - The Light At The End Of The Tunnel (Is The Light O
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Half Man Half Biscuit - The Referees Alphabet
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Half Man Half Biscuit - Them's the Vagaries
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Half Man Half Biscuit - Time Flies By (When You're a Driver of a Train)
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Half Man Half Biscuit - Trumpton Riots
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Half Man Half Biscuit - Twenty-Four Hour Garage People
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Half Man Half Biscuit - Tyrolean Knockabout
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Half Man Half Biscuit - Vatican Broadside
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Half Man Half Biscuit - When The Evening Sun Goes Down
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Half Man Half Biscuit - Yipps (My Baby Got The)
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Half Man Half Biscuit - You're Hard
Twenty-Four Hour Garage People
Half Man Half Biscuit
Stock quaint notepads for weekend pagans
While you were out at the Rollright Stones
I came and set fire to your shed.
'Coz you probably work at an all-night garage
You probably work at an all-night garage
You probably work at an all-night garage
With talk radio on.
And you curse my soul if I don't want petrol
Curse my soul 'coz I don't want petrol
I only came down for a tube of Pringles
Sour Cream and Chives.
And because you've got to get up off your fat arse to go and get my crisps
And you've gotta go round the counter and it's really 'inconvenient',
And when you come back you toss them into that sliding metal tray device thing that separates us and you say 'One pound thirty five.'
As opposed to 'That'll be one pound thirty-five please, sir.'
This is of course done to annoy me, but has the opposite effect of amusing me no end, because suddenly I've got other things to buy
I'll 'ave two scotch eggs and a jar of marmite
Two scotch eggs and a jar of marmite
Two scotch eggs and a jar of marmite
What sandwiches have you got?
Well now you become quite irate
And you're voice becomes louder
And you start to sound like Leadbelly at the depot
'I got Ham, I got Cheese, I got Chicken, I got Beef, I got Tuna Sweetcorn, I've got Tuna Sweetcorn'.
I'll 'ave' ten kit-kats and a motoring atlas
Ten kit-kats and a motoring atlas
Ten kit-kats and a motoring atlas
And a blue CD on the Hallmark label, that's sure to be good.
Oh, he went to play golf on a Sunday morning,
Just a mile and a half from town.
His head was found on the driving range,
And his body's never been found.