Bubble perm Ever since your bubble perm I've gone ex-directory Just in case you need me
Swivel chair In your leather swivel chair You can turn your back on me Leave me in the out-tray
She's the main man in the office in the city And she treats me like I'm just another lackey But I can put a tennis racket up against my face And pretend that I am Kendo Nagasaki
Executive Think you're all executive But I could still upset you with Millican and Nesbitt
Acumen Loads of business acumen But can you remember when You would die for Flintlock
Mary oh Mary Quite ordinary Tell me how does your CD collection grow With Sade and Whitney Vandross and T'Pau Everything's AOR
She's the main man in the office in the city And she treats me like I'm just another lackey But I can put a tennis racket up against my face And pretend that I am Kendo Nagasaki
She's the main man in the office in the city I remember though when she was reading Jackie But I can put a tennis racquet up against my face And pretend that I am Kendo Nagasaki