In the kingdom of the blind They say the one-eyed man is king And in the kingdom of the bland It's nine o' clock on ITV I believe I've seen holograms With more substance than you Automatic doors Don't open for you
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You call Glastonbury "Glasto" You'd like to go there one day When they put up the gun towers To keep the hippies away December sees ? Clad in low alpine Your children are painfully soulless ? Rides Norton
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For sale: gym equipment But now your jeans are too tight Amanda Burton on autopilot It's all you need each night I wear a tolerance robe I have the patience of Job But when I hear your wife's silly giggling At Ann Summers' party
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