I dream of occasional fanzine mentions I've been to one too many David Lynch Conventions I play Postal Chess with a man who doesn't know me And I've got a better frown than Tony Iommi
I've got a 4AD3DCD, a 4AD3DCD, a 4AD3DCD, And I'm on a foundation course
Formed a band had loads of good songs like "Love Froth Tuesday", "Pancake Candy Shoes" Got a new Guitarist, but he's got a sad barnet "Kiss Cream Carnival", "Lime Sky Spooky Pills"
It's me 4AD3DCD, me 4AD3DCD, me 4AD3DCD, And I'm on a foundation course
Playing eerie madrigals On the Campus Egg Slicer I'm a Pop Sensation I'm an all-round icon
Thank God Carnival Laugh Crash Sunday School Kiss Cream Carnival Lime Sky Spooky Pills The Flotsam The Jetsom The Cherubim and Seraphim
On me Foundation Course Of course You're the Man, Ray
It's me 4AD3DCD, me 4AD3DCD David Dundass, got no rock cakes? It don't worry me none, bro
