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Gym Class Heroes - Stereo Hearts (feat. Adam Levine)
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Gym Class Heroes - Cupid's Chokehold (feat. Patrick Stump)
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Gym Class Heroes - The Fighter (feat. Ryan Tedder)
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Gym Class Heroes - Clothes Off! (feat. Patrick Stump)
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Gym Class Heroes - Ass Back Home (feat. Neon Hitch)
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Gym Class Heroes - Girlfriend
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Gym Class Heroes - The Queen And I
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Gym Class Heroes - Cookie Jar
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Gym Class Heroes - Peace Sign/Index Down
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Gym Class Heroes - 8th period: It's Ok, But Just This Once!
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Gym Class Heroes - Cookie Jar (feat. The Dream)
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Gym Class Heroes - Viva La White Girl
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Gym Class Heroes - 7 Weeks
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Gym Class Heroes - Blinded By The Sun
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Gym Class Heroes - Don't Tell Me It's Over
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Gym Class Heroes - Live a Little
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Gym Class Heroes - Martyrial Girl$
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Gym Class Heroes - Mash Up
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Gym Class Heroes - New Friend Request
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Gym Class Heroes - Papercuts
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Gym Class Heroes - Under The Bridge
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Gym Class Heroes - We Are Young (feat. Janelle Monae)
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Gym Class Heroes - 10th Period: Biter's Block
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Gym Class Heroes - 13th period: On My Own Time (Write On!)
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Gym Class Heroes - 1st Period: The Queen And I
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Gym Class Heroes - 2nd Period: Shoot Down The Stars
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Gym Class Heroes - 3rd Period: New Friend Request
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Gym Class Heroes - 4th Period: Clothes Off!
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Gym Class Heroes - 6th Period: Viva La White Girl
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Gym Class Heroes - 7th Period: 7 Weeks
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Gym Class Heroes - A Beautiful Day
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Gym Class Heroes - Apollo 3-1-5
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Gym Class Heroes - Band Aids
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Gym Class Heroes - Biter's Block
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Gym Class Heroes - Boys In Bands (interlude)
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Gym Class Heroes - Catch Me If You Can
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Gym Class Heroes - Coming Clean
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Gym Class Heroes - Crab Apple Kids
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Gym Class Heroes - Detention: Sloppy Love Jingle (Part 3)
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Gym Class Heroes - Detention: Sloppy Love Jingle Pt. 3
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Gym Class Heroes - Drnk Txt Rmeo
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Gym Class Heroes - Eighty-Five
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Gym Class Heroes - Everyday's Forecast
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Gym Class Heroes - Extra Extra
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Gym Class Heroes - Faces In The Hall
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Gym Class Heroes - Food For Mic Skills
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Gym Class Heroes - Good Vibrations
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Gym Class Heroes - Graduation Day
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Gym Class Heroes - Guilty As Charged
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Gym Class Heroes - Guilty As Charged (feat. Estelle)
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Gym Class Heroes - Happy Little Trees
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Gym Class Heroes - Holy Horseshit, Batman
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Gym Class Heroes - Home
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Gym Class Heroes - I'm Home
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Gym Class Heroes - It's Ok, but Just This Once!
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Gym Class Heroes - Kid Nothing And The Never-ending Nightmare
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Gym Class Heroes - Kissin' Ears
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Gym Class Heroes - Lazarus, Ze Gitan
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Gym Class Heroes - Life Goes On (feat. Oh Land)
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Gym Class Heroes - Life Goes On (Ft. Oh Land)
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Gym Class Heroes - Like Father, Like Son
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Gym Class Heroes - Like Father, Like Son (papa's Song)
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Gym Class Heroes - Live Forever
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Gym Class Heroes - Live Forever (fly With Me)
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Gym Class Heroes - Lunch: Sloppy Love Jingle (Part 1)
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Gym Class Heroes - Lunch: Sloppy Love Jingle Pt. 1
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Gym Class Heroes - Make Out Club
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Gym Class Heroes - Martyrial Girls
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Gym Class Heroes - Nil-nil-draw
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Gym Class Heroes - No Place To Run
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Gym Class Heroes - Noah
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Gym Class Heroes - Nothing Boy Vs The Echo Factor
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Gym Class Heroes - Oh My God
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Gym Class Heroes - On My Own Time (Write On!)
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Gym Class Heroes - Papercuts (The Reason For The Lesions)
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Gym Class Heroes - Petrified Life And The Twice Told Joke (Decrepit Bricks)
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Gym Class Heroes - Pig Latin
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Gym Class Heroes - Pillmatic
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Gym Class Heroes - Scandalous Scholastics
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Gym Class Heroes - Shell Shock
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Gym Class Heroes - Shellshock
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Gym Class Heroes - Shoot Down The Stars
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Gym Class Heroes - Simple Livin'
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Gym Class Heroes - Snakes On A Plane (Bring It) (feat. Cobra Starship)
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Gym Class Heroes - So Long Friend
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Gym Class Heroes - Solo Discotheque
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Gym Class Heroes - Study Hall: Sloppy Love Jingle Part 2
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Gym Class Heroes - Study Hall: Sloppy Love Jingle Pt. 2
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Gym Class Heroes - Taxi Driver
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Gym Class Heroes - The Boomerang Theory
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Gym Class Heroes - Thinking out Loud
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Gym Class Heroes - This Thing Called Life
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Gym Class Heroes - To Bob Ross With Love
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Gym Class Heroes - Wejusfreestylin' Pt. 2
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Gym Class Heroes - Yearbook Club: Boys in Bands Interlude
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Gym Class Heroes - Za Intro
Graduation Day
Gym Class Heroes
Funny style cat
And his girl looked like a turtle
Not Lisa Turtle, just a turtle
High school track
He ran the hurdle
His peers shed tears senior year when he got murdered
Now Alberto was your average A student
Participated in class,
Never came late
And never truant
His family was picture perfect
His older sister was prom queen
His dad a decorated vet from the Vietnam team
His mother was Dear Abby,
An ordinary house wife
Like clockwork, always had dinner on the table at 5
But Alberto had a monster he kept under his bed
Instead of letting it out,
He just got a girlfriend instead
She knew something was funny
Shecould tell by his behavior
Or the way he flamboyantly shook his hand
When he would wave to her
She thought nothing of it
And just shoved it in the closet
Until the day that word dripped out like leaky faucet
Alberto was homosexual
I ain't have nothing against it
But little Ronnie Johnson and all his football player
friends did
They'd always pick and nag
Call him "fag" and such and such
And couldn't wait to get to gym so they could really
bust his nuts
The gym teacher never cared
He'd just join in on the action
He'd make silly gestures
And compared him to Micheal Jackson
Alberto couldn't take it
He'd just stop showing up and whenever he walked them
halls
He just felt like throwin' up
And night he would cry and cry and ask "God why?"
Like "God, why the f**k'd I have to be born this
way?"
God would reply, "Son, you've gotta show 'em you're
more than gay"
Cause he had dreams to be a track star
Until that warm April night
Them gay jokes went way too far
Ronnie begged for his forgiveness
And invited him to a party
Cause his parents went away
And left him plenty of Bacardi
Alberto kindly accepted
He was finally accepted
Except it was all deception
And left them all unprotected
It was a plan Ronnie had scammed
To get him in the right place
Verbally degrade and rearrange his pretty face
The plan would go swiftly
They started calling him sissy
One punch turned into fifty
They beat him till he was dizzy
Now Alberto lie in blood
While his peers look on in fear
He took his last breath
And passed away his senior year
Needless to say
It was one big tragedy
And how was Ronnie gonna explain to his family,
While they were on vacation taking in sights
He got wasted and killed a kid that night
Don't be a slave and behave the way they do,
Just utilize the gifts that God gave you [x4]
I knew this girl named Maria
Bright and talented
With aspirations to be a
Big superstar
What a great idea
Until she fell off and started to listening to her
peers
Oh dear!
Now Maria was your typical obnoxious
Analytical head strong rebel
Flippin' off the principal
Single mother home structure
She looked after baby brother
While mom worked two jobs
Just to buy supper
Pops was a struggling musician
Troubled man,
Juggling family and heroin addiction
He overdosed and left a notice of eviction
And a crate of records on the table in the kitchen
And a little angel with a keen sense of sound
Who saw silence in the records she found
And she would stay up late at night
Reciting songs to herself
Under pale moonlight
Righting wrongs that her pops made,
Promised her mom she'd never go that same route
Turns out
Carrie Anne had other plans
Her and her man Ronnie most popular,
Second best to nobody
Homecoming queen versus ugly duckling
And the story ends the same way
Ok, Ronnie's parents went away for a couple of days
And told him "No Drinking"
What the f**k were they thinking?
Maria was oblivious that her boyfriend had already
been invited
So when Carrie Anne asked
She got all excited
Like "damn now I got something to look forward to"
Or so she thought
Maria kindly accepted,
Except it was all bullshit
Not pay attention,
Carrie Anne hated Maria cause she could sing
So she scored a bag of heroin
But the craziest thing was
Maria never touched drugs, she did that night
And when her man was getting beat
She was nowhere in sight
Now her boyfriend lie in blood
And she had no idea
Alberto passed away and she got hooked her senior
year
Needless to say
It was one one big tragedy
And I hate to break it but
It doesn't end happily
A warm day in May,
The sky was so beautiful
Carrie Anne died in a crash leaving the funeral