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Gwar - Nitro Burning Funny Bong
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Gwar - Sick Of You
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Gwar - Triumph Of The Pig Children
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Gwar - A Gathering Of Ghouls
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Gwar - Eight Lock
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Gwar - Fucking An Animal
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Gwar - Let Us Slay
- 8
Gwar - Nitro-Burnin' Funny Bong
- 9
Gwar - Zombies, March!
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Gwar - B. D. F.
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Gwar - Back In Crack
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Gwar - Destroyed
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Gwar - Dirty, Filthy
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Gwar - Filthy Flow
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Gwar - Fishfuck
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Gwar - Fuckin' An Animal
- 17
Gwar - Have You Seen Me
- 18
Gwar - I Hate Love Songs
- 19
Gwar - Jack The World
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Gwar - Lust In Space
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Gwar - Martyrdumb
- 22
Gwar - New Dark Age
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Gwar - Penile Drip
- 24
Gwar - Preschool Prostitute
- 25
Gwar - Rock & Roll Party Town
- 26
Gwar - Saddam a Go-go
- 27
Gwar - Scallop Boat
- 28
Gwar - Slap U Around
- 29
Gwar - Slutman City
- 30
Gwar - Starving Gods (Death Whistle Suite)
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Gwar - The Cutter
- 32
Gwar - The Road Behind
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Gwar - The Salaminizer
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Gwar - Unto The Breach
- 35
Gwar - Viking Death Machine
- 36
Gwar - War Party
- 37
Gwar - You Are My Meat
- 38
Gwar - You Can't Kill Terror
- 39
Gwar - Abyss Of Woe
- 40
Gwar - Aeiou
- 41
Gwar - Americanized
- 42
Gwar - Antarctican Drinking Song
- 43
Gwar - Anti-Anti-Christ
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Gwar - Asian People
- 45
Gwar - B.D.F.
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Gwar - Babyraper
- 47
Gwar - Back to Iraq
- 48
Gwar - Bad Bad Men
- 49
Gwar - Battle Lust
- 50
Gwar - Beauteous Rot
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Gwar - Berserker Mode
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Gwar - Biledriver
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Gwar - Billy Bad Ass
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Gwar - Black And Huge
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Gwar - Blimey
- 56
Gwar - Blood Libel
- 57
Gwar - Bloody Mary
- 58
Gwar - Bone Meal
- 59
Gwar - Bonesnapper (The Faces Of The Slain)
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Gwar - Bored To Death
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Gwar - Bring Back The Bomb
- 62
Gwar - Captain Crunch
- 63
Gwar - Child
- 64
Gwar - Come The Carnivor
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Gwar - Completely Fucked
- 66
Gwar - Cool Place To Park
- 67
Gwar - Crack In The Egg
- 68
Gwar - Crush, Kill, Destroy
- 69
Gwar - Damnation Under God
- 70
Gwar - Death Pod
- 71
Gwar - Decay Of Grandeur
- 72
Gwar - Deus Ex Monstrum (Death Whistle Suite)
- 73
Gwar - Don't Need A Man
- 74
Gwar - Drop Drawers
- 75
Gwar - Eat Steel
- 76
Gwar - El Presidente
- 77
Gwar - Endless Apocalypse
- 78
Gwar - Escape From The Mooselodge
- 79
Gwar - Fight
- 80
Gwar - Fire In The Lions
- 81
Gwar - First Rule Is
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Gwar - Fistful Of Teeth
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Gwar - Friend
- 84
Gwar - Fuck This Place
- 85
Gwar - Gilded Lily
- 86
Gwar - Go To Hell
- 87
Gwar - Gonna Kill U
- 88
Gwar - Gor-Gor
- 89
Gwar - Gwar Theme
- 90
Gwar - Hail, Genocide!
- 91
Gwar - Ham On The Bone
- 92
Gwar - Happy Death Day
- 93
Gwar - Horror Of Yig
- 94
Gwar - I Love The Pigs
- 95
Gwar - I Suck On My Thumb
- 96
Gwar - I'll Be Your Monster
- 97
Gwar - I'm In Love (With A Dead Dog)
- 98
Gwar - If I Could Be That
- 99
Gwar - Immortal Corrupter
- 100
Gwar - In Her Fear
- 101
Gwar - Jagermonsta
- 102
Gwar - Je M'appelle J. Cousteau
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Gwar - Je M'Appelle J.Cousteau
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Gwar - Jiggle The Handle
- 105
Gwar - King Queen
- 106
Gwar - Krak Down
- 107
Gwar - Krosstika
- 108
Gwar - KZ Nekromancer
- 109
Gwar - Lets Blame The Lightman
- 110
Gwar - Licksore
- 111
Gwar - Lords and Masters
- 112
Gwar - Lost God
- 113
Gwar - Love Surgery
- 114
Gwar - Madness At The Core Of Time
- 115
Gwar - Maggots
- 116
Gwar - Make a Child Cry
- 117
Gwar - Mary Anne
- 118
Gwar - Meat Sandwich
- 119
Gwar - Message From The Scallop Boat
- 120
Gwar - Metal Metal Land
- 121
Gwar - Mother Fucking Liar
- 122
Gwar - Murderer's Muse
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Gwar - My Girly Ways
- 124
Gwar - My Knife If Yer Guts
- 125
Gwar - None But The Brave
- 126
Gwar - Nudged
- 127
Gwar - Ollie North
- 128
Gwar - One Who Will Not Be Named
- 129
Gwar - Parting Shot
- 130
Gwar - Penguin Attack
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Gwar - Penis I See
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Gwar - Pepperoni
- 133
Gwar - Phantom Limb
- 134
Gwar - Pocket Pool
- 135
Gwar - Poor Ole Tom
- 136
Gwar - Pure As The Arctic Snow
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Gwar - Pussy Planet
- 138
Gwar - Ragnarok
- 139
Gwar - Ratcatcher
- 140
Gwar - Rise Again
- 141
Gwar - Rock And Roll Party Town
- 142
Gwar - Rock N Roll Never Felt So Good
- 143
Gwar - Rock'N'Roll Never Felt So Good
- 144
Gwar - Salamidizer
- 145
Gwar - Sammy
- 146
Gwar - School's Out (Alice Cooper cover)
- 147
Gwar - Sex Cow
- 148
Gwar - Sexecutioner
- 149
Gwar - Slaughterama
- 150
Gwar - Sonderkommando
- 151
Gwar - Song Of Words
- 152
Gwar - Stalin's Organs
- 153
Gwar - Storm Is Coming
- 154
Gwar - Surf Of Syn
- 155
Gwar - Techno's Song
- 156
Gwar - Temple Ascent (Death Whistle Suite)
- 157
Gwar - The Apes Of Wrath
- 158
Gwar - The Beast Will Eat Itself
- 159
Gwar - The Bonus Plan
- 160
Gwar - The Insidious Sililquay Of Skulhed Face
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Gwar - The Insidious Soliloquy Of Skulhedface
- 162
Gwar - The Issue Of Tissue (Spacecake)
- 163
Gwar - The Litany Of The Slain
- 164
Gwar - The Master Has A Butt
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Gwar - The Morality Squad
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Gwar - The New Plague
- 167
Gwar - The Obliteration Of Flab Quarv 7
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Gwar - The Olbiteration Of Flab Quarv 7
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Gwar - The Performer
- 170
Gwar - The Price of Peace
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Gwar - The Private Pain Of Techno Destructo
- 172
Gwar - The Reaganator
- 173
Gwar - The Song Of Words
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Gwar - The UberKlaw
- 175
Gwar - The Ultimate Bohab
- 176
Gwar - The Wheel
- 177
Gwar - The Years Without Light
- 178
Gwar - Think Ya Outta Know This
- 179
Gwar - Tick-Tits
- 180
Gwar - Time For Death
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Gwar - Tormentor
- 182
Gwar - Tune From Da Moon
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Gwar - U Ain't Shit
- 184
Gwar - Venom Of The Platypus
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Gwar - Vlad The Impaler
- 186
Gwar - War Is All We Know
- 187
Gwar - War On Gwar
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Gwar - War Toy
- 189
Gwar - War Toys
- 190
Gwar - We Kill Everything
- 191
Gwar - Whargoul
- 192
Gwar - Where Is Zog?
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Gwar - Womb With a View
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Gwar - World O' Filth
The Song Of Words
Gwar
Despite all of the bodies hacked in twain
So many had died in the viscous campaign
That their femurs alone made a fine mountain
The Master was no longer GWARs sovereign
Of wealth and women they had none to gain
What goal was left for them to attain
So Oderus did call for conclave
First came Balsac, his council was wise
His War-Axe gleamed, he was a loyal knight
Plus 40 dancing bears he did provide
First in prowess, he stood his lord beside
Beefcake the Mighty, his ass was wide
Brought 80 laden oxen, he was a good ally
Jizmak the Gusha, his legion was described
For many hours he barked at the tribe
But then, timely, the catering arrived
Booze, drugs, food, 400 hundred mule-loads high
Flattus Maximus, this he did supply
And now the mighty brothers of GWAR did bind
They willed to journey and slay without plan
Bring seige and terror to the cities of man
Open Oberammergau
Like hell was a womb, it tore
And from the womb the creatures poured
Troll, goblin, Manticore
Siege machine and armored whore
There will be battle like never before
The Surface World learned of the malaise
Black Pope, usurper, he saw through the veil
They plan their defense in the land of the wasted
Africa, bitter fruit she had tasted
Ensign of industry, let it be raised
There the camp of the Black Pope was placed
His legions breath, through the valleys the raced
Charlots they rode, and their skulls were iron-plated
Belching fire, freshly painted
8000 Battalions of Knights freshly sainted
But before they fought, they were vaccinated
To protect them from the AIDS that had been created
To continue the reign of Black Pope unabated
The people at home, got a version G-rated
Here the GWAR invaded
Began the violation
The War Barges, forecastles swarming
Disgorging the troops, formations forming
The low drone of the horning
Sounding out a call, then a warning
A nuclear salvo where GWAR was encroaching
Within a second 10 legions were toasting
Balsac said, Did you feel something? The Lord was not boasting
The enemy is vast, steel carpets the terrain
Still they are forming, armor detrains
They send forth a Captain, OJ by name
Flattus struck him in the brain
Burst the helmet, made two parts of the mind
Chopped through his gorget, through chest, into spine
And the good captains blood flowed like wine
Flattus said, So ends a cowards time.
Balsac is angry, he'll have no more
He hurls his axe, with great effort
To smite Regis with terrible force
His shield breaks, his hauberk unsews
The axe bursts through the chest and torso
Bright blood spurts, the guts are loosed by the throw
And with that axe the soul from body goes
Said Jizmak, That was a heavy blow.
Beefcake the Mighty, clotted with spew
His sword falls, skulls burst in two
The eyes burst from sockets, he is not through
Thousands of warriors he does this to
Piling up the corpses of those he slew
Until it was hard to tell if the pile grew
Balsac said, He is a princely lord Said Beefcake, Yes, it's true.
Jizmak smites, his hammer whirls
Foreheads explode, entrails twirl
Breaking open brain-pans as well
Red blood flowing as souls speed to hell
Oderus smites the Black Pope, exposing his brain
The blade continued through meat and membrane
Bright blood flowed in the grass where he was lain
Here ends this tale, that much is plain