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Gwar - Sick Of You
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Gwar - Jack The World
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Gwar - Krosstika
- 4
Gwar - Licksore
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Gwar - Mary Anne
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Gwar - Penguin Attack
- 7
Gwar - Penis I See
- 8
Gwar - Ragnarok
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Gwar - Slutman City
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Gwar - Storm Is Coming
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Gwar - Techno's Song
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Gwar - The Reaganator
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Gwar - A Gathering Of Ghouls
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Gwar - Aeiou
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Gwar - Asian People
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Gwar - B. D. F.
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Gwar - Babyraper
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Gwar - Beauteous Rot
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Gwar - Biledriver
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Gwar - Billy Bad Ass
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Gwar - Blood Libel
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Gwar - Bring Back The Bomb
- 23
Gwar - Come The Carnivor
- 24
Gwar - Completely Fucked
- 25
Gwar - Death Pod
- 26
Gwar - Decay Of Grandeur
- 27
Gwar - Dirty, Filthy
- 28
Gwar - Don't Need A Man
- 29
Gwar - El Presidente
- 30
Gwar - Endless Apocalypse
- 31
Gwar - Escape From The Mooselodge
- 32
Gwar - First Rule Is
- 33
Gwar - Fistful Of Teeth
- 34
Gwar - Fuckin' An Animal
- 35
Gwar - Hail, Genocide!
- 36
Gwar - Horror Of Yig
- 37
Gwar - I'll Be Your Monster
- 38
Gwar - Immortal Corrupter
- 39
Gwar - Jagermonsta
- 40
Gwar - Jiggle The Handle
- 41
Gwar - Lords and Masters
- 42
Gwar - Love Surgery
- 43
Gwar - Meat Sandwich
- 44
Gwar - Message From The Scallop Boat
- 45
Gwar - My Girly Ways
- 46
Gwar - New Dark Age
- 47
Gwar - Nitro Burning Funny Bong
- 48
Gwar - Nitro-Burnin' Funny Bong
- 49
Gwar - None But The Brave
- 50
Gwar - Ollie North
- 51
Gwar - Pepperoni
- 52
Gwar - Pocket Pool
- 53
Gwar - Poor Ole Tom
- 54
Gwar - Preschool Prostitute
- 55
Gwar - Ratcatcher
- 56
Gwar - Rock And Roll Party Town
- 57
Gwar - Rock'N'Roll Never Felt So Good
- 58
Gwar - Saddam a Go-go
- 59
Gwar - Scallop Boat
- 60
Gwar - Sexecutioner
- 61
Gwar - Slaughterama
- 62
Gwar - Stalin's Organs
- 63
Gwar - Temple Ascent (Death Whistle Suite)
- 64
Gwar - The Apes Of Wrath
- 65
Gwar - The Cutter
- 66
Gwar - The Issue Of Tissue (Spacecake)
- 67
Gwar - The Litany Of The Slain
- 68
Gwar - The Master Has A Butt
- 69
Gwar - The Performer
- 70
Gwar - Think Ya Outta Know This
- 71
Gwar - Tick-Tits
- 72
Gwar - War Is All We Know
- 73
Gwar - War On Gwar
- 74
Gwar - Whargoul
- 75
Gwar - Abyss Of Woe
- 76
Gwar - Americanized
- 77
Gwar - Antarctican Drinking Song
- 78
Gwar - Anti-Anti-Christ
- 79
Gwar - B.D.F.
- 80
Gwar - Back In Crack
- 81
Gwar - Back to Iraq
- 82
Gwar - Bad Bad Men
- 83
Gwar - Battle Lust
- 84
Gwar - Berserker Mode
- 85
Gwar - Black And Huge
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Gwar - Blimey
- 87
Gwar - Bloody Mary
- 88
Gwar - Bone Meal
- 89
Gwar - Bonesnapper (The Faces Of The Slain)
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Gwar - Bored To Death
- 91
Gwar - Captain Crunch
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Gwar - Child
- 93
Gwar - Cool Place To Park
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Gwar - Crack In The Egg
- 95
Gwar - Crush, Kill, Destroy
- 96
Gwar - Damnation Under God
- 97
Gwar - Destroyed
- 98
Gwar - Deus Ex Monstrum (Death Whistle Suite)
- 99
Gwar - Drop Drawers
- 100
Gwar - Eat Steel
- 101
Gwar - Eight Lock
- 102
Gwar - Fight
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Gwar - Filthy Flow
- 104
Gwar - Fire In The Lions
- 105
Gwar - Fishfuck
- 106
Gwar - Friend
- 107
Gwar - Fuck This Place
- 108
Gwar - Fucking An Animal
- 109
Gwar - Gilded Lily
- 110
Gwar - Go To Hell
- 111
Gwar - Gonna Kill U
- 112
Gwar - Gor-Gor
- 113
Gwar - Gwar Theme
- 114
Gwar - Ham On The Bone
- 115
Gwar - Happy Death Day
- 116
Gwar - Have You Seen Me
- 117
Gwar - I Hate Love Songs
- 118
Gwar - I Love The Pigs
- 119
Gwar - I Suck On My Thumb
- 120
Gwar - I'm In Love (With A Dead Dog)
- 121
Gwar - If I Could Be That
- 122
Gwar - In Her Fear
- 123
Gwar - Je M'appelle J. Cousteau
- 124
Gwar - Je M'Appelle J.Cousteau
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Gwar - King Queen
- 126
Gwar - Krak Down
- 127
Gwar - KZ Nekromancer
- 128
Gwar - Let Us Slay
- 129
Gwar - Lets Blame The Lightman
- 130
Gwar - Lost God
- 131
Gwar - Lust In Space
- 132
Gwar - Madness At The Core Of Time
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Gwar - Maggots
- 134
Gwar - Make a Child Cry
- 135
Gwar - Martyrdumb
- 136
Gwar - Metal Metal Land
- 137
Gwar - Mother Fucking Liar
- 138
Gwar - Murderer's Muse
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Gwar - My Knife If Yer Guts
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Gwar - Nudged
- 141
Gwar - One Who Will Not Be Named
- 142
Gwar - Parting Shot
- 143
Gwar - Penile Drip
- 144
Gwar - Phantom Limb
- 145
Gwar - Pure As The Arctic Snow
- 146
Gwar - Pussy Planet
- 147
Gwar - Rise Again
- 148
Gwar - Rock & Roll Party Town
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Gwar - Rock N Roll Never Felt So Good
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Gwar - Salamidizer
- 151
Gwar - Sammy
- 152
Gwar - School's Out (Alice Cooper cover)
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Gwar - Sex Cow
- 154
Gwar - Slap U Around
- 155
Gwar - Sonderkommando
- 156
Gwar - Song Of Words
- 157
Gwar - Starving Gods (Death Whistle Suite)
- 158
Gwar - Surf Of Syn
- 159
Gwar - The Beast Will Eat Itself
- 160
Gwar - The Bonus Plan
- 161
Gwar - The Insidious Sililquay Of Skulhed Face
- 162
Gwar - The Insidious Soliloquy Of Skulhedface
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Gwar - The Morality Squad
- 164
Gwar - The New Plague
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Gwar - The Obliteration Of Flab Quarv 7
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Gwar - The Olbiteration Of Flab Quarv 7
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Gwar - The Price of Peace
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Gwar - The Private Pain Of Techno Destructo
- 169
Gwar - The Road Behind
- 170
Gwar - The Salaminizer
- 171
Gwar - The Song Of Words
- 172
Gwar - The UberKlaw
- 173
Gwar - The Ultimate Bohab
- 174
Gwar - The Wheel
- 175
Gwar - The Years Without Light
- 176
Gwar - Time For Death
- 177
Gwar - Tormentor
- 178
Gwar - Triumph Of The Pig Children
- 179
Gwar - Tune From Da Moon
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Gwar - U Ain't Shit
- 181
Gwar - Unto The Breach
- 182
Gwar - Venom Of The Platypus
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Gwar - Viking Death Machine
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Gwar - Vlad The Impaler
- 185
Gwar - War Party
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Gwar - War Toy
- 187
Gwar - War Toys
- 188
Gwar - We Kill Everything
- 189
Gwar - Where Is Zog?
- 190
Gwar - Womb With a View
- 191
Gwar - World O' Filth
- 192
Gwar - You Are My Meat
- 193
Gwar - You Can't Kill Terror
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Gwar - Zombies, March!
The Song Of Words
Gwar
Despite all of the bodies hacked in twain
So many had died in the viscous campaign
That their femurs alone made a fine mountain
The Master was no longer GWARs sovereign
Of wealth and women they had none to gain
What goal was left for them to attain
So Oderus did call for conclave
First came Balsac, his council was wise
His War-Axe gleamed, he was a loyal knight
Plus 40 dancing bears he did provide
First in prowess, he stood his lord beside
Beefcake the Mighty, his ass was wide
Brought 80 laden oxen, he was a good ally
Jizmak the Gusha, his legion was described
For many hours he barked at the tribe
But then, timely, the catering arrived
Booze, drugs, food, 400 hundred mule-loads high
Flattus Maximus, this he did supply
And now the mighty brothers of GWAR did bind
They willed to journey and slay without plan
Bring seige and terror to the cities of man
Open Oberammergau
Like hell was a womb, it tore
And from the womb the creatures poured
Troll, goblin, Manticore
Siege machine and armored whore
There will be battle like never before
The Surface World learned of the malaise
Black Pope, usurper, he saw through the veil
They plan their defense in the land of the wasted
Africa, bitter fruit she had tasted
Ensign of industry, let it be raised
There the camp of the Black Pope was placed
His legions breath, through the valleys the raced
Charlots they rode, and their skulls were iron-plated
Belching fire, freshly painted
8000 Battalions of Knights freshly sainted
But before they fought, they were vaccinated
To protect them from the AIDS that had been created
To continue the reign of Black Pope unabated
The people at home, got a version G-rated
Here the GWAR invaded
Began the violation
The War Barges, forecastles swarming
Disgorging the troops, formations forming
The low drone of the horning
Sounding out a call, then a warning
A nuclear salvo where GWAR was encroaching
Within a second 10 legions were toasting
Balsac said, Did you feel something? The Lord was not boasting
The enemy is vast, steel carpets the terrain
Still they are forming, armor detrains
They send forth a Captain, OJ by name
Flattus struck him in the brain
Burst the helmet, made two parts of the mind
Chopped through his gorget, through chest, into spine
And the good captains blood flowed like wine
Flattus said, So ends a cowards time.
Balsac is angry, he'll have no more
He hurls his axe, with great effort
To smite Regis with terrible force
His shield breaks, his hauberk unsews
The axe bursts through the chest and torso
Bright blood spurts, the guts are loosed by the throw
And with that axe the soul from body goes
Said Jizmak, That was a heavy blow.
Beefcake the Mighty, clotted with spew
His sword falls, skulls burst in two
The eyes burst from sockets, he is not through
Thousands of warriors he does this to
Piling up the corpses of those he slew
Until it was hard to tell if the pile grew
Balsac said, He is a princely lord Said Beefcake, Yes, it's true.
Jizmak smites, his hammer whirls
Foreheads explode, entrails twirl
Breaking open brain-pans as well
Red blood flowing as souls speed to hell
Oderus smites the Black Pope, exposing his brain
The blade continued through meat and membrane
Bright blood flowed in the grass where he was lain
Here ends this tale, that much is plain