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Gwar - Child
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Gwar - Let Us Slay
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Gwar - Nitro-Burnin' Funny Bong
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Gwar - Sick Of You
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Gwar - Slap U Around
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Gwar - Tune From Da Moon
- 7
Gwar - Zombies, March!
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Gwar - Completely Fucked
- 9
Gwar - Destroyed
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Gwar - Endless Apocalypse
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Gwar - Fuckin' An Animal
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Gwar - Fucking An Animal
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Gwar - Jack The World
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Gwar - New Dark Age
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Gwar - One Who Will Not Be Named
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Gwar - Penguin Attack
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Gwar - Penile Drip
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Gwar - Saddam a Go-go
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Gwar - The Master Has A Butt
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Gwar - The Reaganator
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Gwar - The Wheel
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Gwar - Venom Of The Platypus
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Gwar - Viking Death Machine
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Gwar - Vlad The Impaler
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Gwar - War Party
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Gwar - A Gathering Of Ghouls
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Gwar - Abyss Of Woe
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Gwar - Aeiou
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Gwar - Americanized
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Gwar - Antarctican Drinking Song
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Gwar - Anti-Anti-Christ
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Gwar - Asian People
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Gwar - B. D. F.
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Gwar - B.D.F.
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Gwar - Babyraper
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Gwar - Back In Crack
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Gwar - Back to Iraq
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Gwar - Bad Bad Men
- 39
Gwar - Battle Lust
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Gwar - Beauteous Rot
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Gwar - Berserker Mode
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Gwar - Biledriver
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Gwar - Billy Bad Ass
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Gwar - Black And Huge
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Gwar - Blimey
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Gwar - Blood Libel
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Gwar - Bloody Mary
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Gwar - Bone Meal
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Gwar - Bonesnapper (The Faces Of The Slain)
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Gwar - Bored To Death
- 51
Gwar - Bring Back The Bomb
- 52
Gwar - Captain Crunch
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Gwar - Come The Carnivor
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Gwar - Cool Place To Park
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Gwar - Crack In The Egg
- 56
Gwar - Crush, Kill, Destroy
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Gwar - Damnation Under God
- 58
Gwar - Death Pod
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Gwar - Decay Of Grandeur
- 60
Gwar - Deus Ex Monstrum (Death Whistle Suite)
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Gwar - Dirty, Filthy
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Gwar - Don't Need A Man
- 63
Gwar - Drop Drawers
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Gwar - Eat Steel
- 65
Gwar - Eight Lock
- 66
Gwar - El Presidente
- 67
Gwar - Escape From The Mooselodge
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Gwar - Fight
- 69
Gwar - Filthy Flow
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Gwar - Fire In The Lions
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Gwar - First Rule Is
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Gwar - Fishfuck
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Gwar - Fistful Of Teeth
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Gwar - Friend
- 75
Gwar - Fuck This Place
- 76
Gwar - Gilded Lily
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Gwar - Go To Hell
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Gwar - Gonna Kill U
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Gwar - Gor-Gor
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Gwar - Gwar Theme
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Gwar - Hail, Genocide!
- 82
Gwar - Ham On The Bone
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Gwar - Happy Death Day
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Gwar - Have You Seen Me
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Gwar - Horror Of Yig
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Gwar - I Hate Love Songs
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Gwar - I Love The Pigs
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Gwar - I Suck On My Thumb
- 89
Gwar - I'll Be Your Monster
- 90
Gwar - I'm In Love (With A Dead Dog)
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Gwar - If I Could Be That
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Gwar - Immortal Corrupter
- 93
Gwar - In Her Fear
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Gwar - Jagermonsta
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Gwar - Je M'appelle J. Cousteau
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Gwar - Je M'Appelle J.Cousteau
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Gwar - Jiggle The Handle
- 98
Gwar - King Queen
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Gwar - Krak Down
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Gwar - Krosstika
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Gwar - KZ Nekromancer
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Gwar - Lets Blame The Lightman
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Gwar - Licksore
- 104
Gwar - Lords and Masters
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Gwar - Lost God
- 106
Gwar - Love Surgery
- 107
Gwar - Lust In Space
- 108
Gwar - Madness At The Core Of Time
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Gwar - Maggots
- 110
Gwar - Make a Child Cry
- 111
Gwar - Martyrdumb
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Gwar - Mary Anne
- 113
Gwar - Meat Sandwich
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Gwar - Message From The Scallop Boat
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Gwar - Metal Metal Land
- 116
Gwar - Mother Fucking Liar
- 117
Gwar - Murderer's Muse
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Gwar - My Girly Ways
- 119
Gwar - My Knife If Yer Guts
- 120
Gwar - Nitro Burning Funny Bong
- 121
Gwar - None But The Brave
- 122
Gwar - Nudged
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Gwar - Ollie North
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Gwar - Parting Shot
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Gwar - Penis I See
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Gwar - Pepperoni
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Gwar - Phantom Limb
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Gwar - Pocket Pool
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Gwar - Poor Ole Tom
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Gwar - Preschool Prostitute
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Gwar - Pure As The Arctic Snow
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Gwar - Pussy Planet
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Gwar - Ragnarok
- 134
Gwar - Ratcatcher
- 135
Gwar - Rise Again
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Gwar - Rock & Roll Party Town
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Gwar - Rock And Roll Party Town
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Gwar - Rock N Roll Never Felt So Good
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Gwar - Rock'N'Roll Never Felt So Good
- 140
Gwar - Salamidizer
- 141
Gwar - Sammy
- 142
Gwar - Scallop Boat
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Gwar - School's Out (Alice Cooper cover)
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Gwar - Sex Cow
- 145
Gwar - Sexecutioner
- 146
Gwar - Slaughterama
- 147
Gwar - Slutman City
- 148
Gwar - Sonderkommando
- 149
Gwar - Song Of Words
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Gwar - Stalin's Organs
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Gwar - Starving Gods (Death Whistle Suite)
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Gwar - Storm Is Coming
- 153
Gwar - Surf Of Syn
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Gwar - Techno's Song
- 155
Gwar - Temple Ascent (Death Whistle Suite)
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Gwar - The Apes Of Wrath
- 157
Gwar - The Beast Will Eat Itself
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Gwar - The Bonus Plan
- 159
Gwar - The Cutter
- 160
Gwar - The Insidious Sililquay Of Skulhed Face
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Gwar - The Insidious Soliloquy Of Skulhedface
- 162
Gwar - The Issue Of Tissue (Spacecake)
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Gwar - The Litany Of The Slain
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Gwar - The Morality Squad
- 165
Gwar - The New Plague
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Gwar - The Obliteration Of Flab Quarv 7
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Gwar - The Olbiteration Of Flab Quarv 7
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Gwar - The Performer
- 169
Gwar - The Price of Peace
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Gwar - The Private Pain Of Techno Destructo
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Gwar - The Road Behind
- 172
Gwar - The Salaminizer
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Gwar - The Song Of Words
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Gwar - The UberKlaw
- 175
Gwar - The Ultimate Bohab
- 176
Gwar - The Years Without Light
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Gwar - Think Ya Outta Know This
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Gwar - Tick-Tits
- 179
Gwar - Time For Death
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Gwar - Tormentor
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Gwar - Triumph Of The Pig Children
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Gwar - U Ain't Shit
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Gwar - Unto The Breach
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Gwar - War Is All We Know
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Gwar - War On Gwar
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Gwar - War Toy
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Gwar - War Toys
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Gwar - We Kill Everything
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Gwar - Whargoul
- 190
Gwar - Where Is Zog?
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Gwar - Womb With a View
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Gwar - World O' Filth
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Gwar - You Are My Meat
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Gwar - You Can't Kill Terror
The Song Of Words
Gwar
Despite all of the bodies hacked in twain
So many had died in the viscous campaign
That their femurs alone made a fine mountain
The Master was no longer GWARs sovereign
Of wealth and women they had none to gain
What goal was left for them to attain
So Oderus did call for conclave
First came Balsac, his council was wise
His War-Axe gleamed, he was a loyal knight
Plus 40 dancing bears he did provide
First in prowess, he stood his lord beside
Beefcake the Mighty, his ass was wide
Brought 80 laden oxen, he was a good ally
Jizmak the Gusha, his legion was described
For many hours he barked at the tribe
But then, timely, the catering arrived
Booze, drugs, food, 400 hundred mule-loads high
Flattus Maximus, this he did supply
And now the mighty brothers of GWAR did bind
They willed to journey and slay without plan
Bring seige and terror to the cities of man
Open Oberammergau
Like hell was a womb, it tore
And from the womb the creatures poured
Troll, goblin, Manticore
Siege machine and armored whore
There will be battle like never before
The Surface World learned of the malaise
Black Pope, usurper, he saw through the veil
They plan their defense in the land of the wasted
Africa, bitter fruit she had tasted
Ensign of industry, let it be raised
There the camp of the Black Pope was placed
His legions breath, through the valleys the raced
Charlots they rode, and their skulls were iron-plated
Belching fire, freshly painted
8000 Battalions of Knights freshly sainted
But before they fought, they were vaccinated
To protect them from the AIDS that had been created
To continue the reign of Black Pope unabated
The people at home, got a version G-rated
Here the GWAR invaded
Began the violation
The War Barges, forecastles swarming
Disgorging the troops, formations forming
The low drone of the horning
Sounding out a call, then a warning
A nuclear salvo where GWAR was encroaching
Within a second 10 legions were toasting
Balsac said, Did you feel something? The Lord was not boasting
The enemy is vast, steel carpets the terrain
Still they are forming, armor detrains
They send forth a Captain, OJ by name
Flattus struck him in the brain
Burst the helmet, made two parts of the mind
Chopped through his gorget, through chest, into spine
And the good captains blood flowed like wine
Flattus said, So ends a cowards time.
Balsac is angry, he'll have no more
He hurls his axe, with great effort
To smite Regis with terrible force
His shield breaks, his hauberk unsews
The axe bursts through the chest and torso
Bright blood spurts, the guts are loosed by the throw
And with that axe the soul from body goes
Said Jizmak, That was a heavy blow.
Beefcake the Mighty, clotted with spew
His sword falls, skulls burst in two
The eyes burst from sockets, he is not through
Thousands of warriors he does this to
Piling up the corpses of those he slew
Until it was hard to tell if the pile grew
Balsac said, He is a princely lord Said Beefcake, Yes, it's true.
Jizmak smites, his hammer whirls
Foreheads explode, entrails twirl
Breaking open brain-pans as well
Red blood flowing as souls speed to hell
Oderus smites the Black Pope, exposing his brain
The blade continued through meat and membrane
Bright blood flowed in the grass where he was lain
Here ends this tale, that much is plain