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Gwar - Sick Of You
- 2
Gwar - Rock N Roll Never Felt So Good
- 3
Gwar - Child
- 4
Gwar - Damnation Under God
- 5
Gwar - Gilded Lily
- 6
Gwar - Penis I See
- 7
Gwar - Saddam a Go-go
- 8
Gwar - Sex Cow
- 9
Gwar - The New Plague
- 10
Gwar - Back to Iraq
- 11
Gwar - Bonesnapper (The Faces Of The Slain)
- 12
Gwar - Bring Back The Bomb
- 13
Gwar - Crack In The Egg
- 14
Gwar - Decay Of Grandeur
- 15
Gwar - I Love The Pigs
- 16
Gwar - I'm In Love (With A Dead Dog)
- 17
Gwar - Madness At The Core Of Time
- 18
Gwar - Metal Metal Land
- 19
Gwar - Pepperoni
- 20
Gwar - Rock'N'Roll Never Felt So Good
- 21
Gwar - Sammy
- 22
Gwar - Sonderkommando
- 23
Gwar - Stalin's Organs
- 24
Gwar - Time For Death
- 25
Gwar - War Toy
- 26
Gwar - Whargoul
- 27
Gwar - Womb With a View
- 28
Gwar - A Gathering Of Ghouls
- 29
Gwar - Abyss Of Woe
- 30
Gwar - Aeiou
- 31
Gwar - Americanized
- 32
Gwar - Antarctican Drinking Song
- 33
Gwar - Anti-Anti-Christ
- 34
Gwar - Asian People
- 35
Gwar - B. D. F.
- 36
Gwar - B.D.F.
- 37
Gwar - Babyraper
- 38
Gwar - Back In Crack
- 39
Gwar - Bad Bad Men
- 40
Gwar - Battle Lust
- 41
Gwar - Beauteous Rot
- 42
Gwar - Berserker Mode
- 43
Gwar - Biledriver
- 44
Gwar - Billy Bad Ass
- 45
Gwar - Black And Huge
- 46
Gwar - Blimey
- 47
Gwar - Blood Libel
- 48
Gwar - Bloody Mary
- 49
Gwar - Bone Meal
- 50
Gwar - Bored To Death
- 51
Gwar - Captain Crunch
- 52
Gwar - Come The Carnivor
- 53
Gwar - Completely Fucked
- 54
Gwar - Cool Place To Park
- 55
Gwar - Crush, Kill, Destroy
- 56
Gwar - Death Pod
- 57
Gwar - Destroyed
- 58
Gwar - Deus Ex Monstrum (Death Whistle Suite)
- 59
Gwar - Dirty, Filthy
- 60
Gwar - Don't Need A Man
- 61
Gwar - Drop Drawers
- 62
Gwar - Eat Steel
- 63
Gwar - Eight Lock
- 64
Gwar - El Presidente
- 65
Gwar - Endless Apocalypse
- 66
Gwar - Escape From The Mooselodge
- 67
Gwar - Fight
- 68
Gwar - Filthy Flow
- 69
Gwar - Fire In The Lions
- 70
Gwar - First Rule Is
- 71
Gwar - Fishfuck
- 72
Gwar - Fistful Of Teeth
- 73
Gwar - Friend
- 74
Gwar - Fuck This Place
- 75
Gwar - Fuckin' An Animal
- 76
Gwar - Fucking An Animal
- 77
Gwar - Go To Hell
- 78
Gwar - Gonna Kill U
- 79
Gwar - Gor-Gor
- 80
Gwar - Gwar Theme
- 81
Gwar - Hail, Genocide!
- 82
Gwar - Ham On The Bone
- 83
Gwar - Happy Death Day
- 84
Gwar - Have You Seen Me
- 85
Gwar - Horror Of Yig
- 86
Gwar - I Hate Love Songs
- 87
Gwar - I Suck On My Thumb
- 88
Gwar - I'll Be Your Monster
- 89
Gwar - If I Could Be That
- 90
Gwar - Immortal Corrupter
- 91
Gwar - In Her Fear
- 92
Gwar - Jack The World
- 93
Gwar - Jagermonsta
- 94
Gwar - Je M'appelle J. Cousteau
- 95
Gwar - Je M'Appelle J.Cousteau
- 96
Gwar - Jiggle The Handle
- 97
Gwar - King Queen
- 98
Gwar - Krak Down
- 99
Gwar - Krosstika
- 100
Gwar - KZ Nekromancer
- 101
Gwar - Let Us Slay
- 102
Gwar - Lets Blame The Lightman
- 103
Gwar - Licksore
- 104
Gwar - Lords and Masters
- 105
Gwar - Lost God
- 106
Gwar - Love Surgery
- 107
Gwar - Lust In Space
- 108
Gwar - Maggots
- 109
Gwar - Make a Child Cry
- 110
Gwar - Martyrdumb
- 111
Gwar - Mary Anne
- 112
Gwar - Meat Sandwich
- 113
Gwar - Message From The Scallop Boat
- 114
Gwar - Mother Fucking Liar
- 115
Gwar - Murderer's Muse
- 116
Gwar - My Girly Ways
- 117
Gwar - My Knife If Yer Guts
- 118
Gwar - New Dark Age
- 119
Gwar - Nitro Burning Funny Bong
- 120
Gwar - Nitro-Burnin' Funny Bong
- 121
Gwar - None But The Brave
- 122
Gwar - Nudged
- 123
Gwar - Ollie North
- 124
Gwar - One Who Will Not Be Named
- 125
Gwar - Parting Shot
- 126
Gwar - Penguin Attack
- 127
Gwar - Penile Drip
- 128
Gwar - Phantom Limb
- 129
Gwar - Pocket Pool
- 130
Gwar - Poor Ole Tom
- 131
Gwar - Preschool Prostitute
- 132
Gwar - Pure As The Arctic Snow
- 133
Gwar - Pussy Planet
- 134
Gwar - Ragnarok
- 135
Gwar - Ratcatcher
- 136
Gwar - Rise Again
- 137
Gwar - Rock & Roll Party Town
- 138
Gwar - Rock And Roll Party Town
- 139
Gwar - Salamidizer
- 140
Gwar - Scallop Boat
- 141
Gwar - School's Out (Alice Cooper cover)
- 142
Gwar - Sexecutioner
- 143
Gwar - Slap U Around
- 144
Gwar - Slaughterama
- 145
Gwar - Slutman City
- 146
Gwar - Song Of Words
- 147
Gwar - Starving Gods (Death Whistle Suite)
- 148
Gwar - Storm Is Coming
- 149
Gwar - Surf Of Syn
- 150
Gwar - Techno's Song
- 151
Gwar - Temple Ascent (Death Whistle Suite)
- 152
Gwar - The Apes Of Wrath
- 153
Gwar - The Beast Will Eat Itself
- 154
Gwar - The Bonus Plan
- 155
Gwar - The Cutter
- 156
Gwar - The Insidious Sililquay Of Skulhed Face
- 157
Gwar - The Insidious Soliloquy Of Skulhedface
- 158
Gwar - The Issue Of Tissue (Spacecake)
- 159
Gwar - The Litany Of The Slain
- 160
Gwar - The Master Has A Butt
- 161
Gwar - The Morality Squad
- 162
Gwar - The Obliteration Of Flab Quarv 7
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Gwar - The Olbiteration Of Flab Quarv 7
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Gwar - The Performer
- 165
Gwar - The Price of Peace
- 166
Gwar - The Private Pain Of Techno Destructo
- 167
Gwar - The Reaganator
- 168
Gwar - The Road Behind
- 169
Gwar - The Salaminizer
- 170
Gwar - The Song Of Words
- 171
Gwar - The UberKlaw
- 172
Gwar - The Ultimate Bohab
- 173
Gwar - The Wheel
- 174
Gwar - The Years Without Light
- 175
Gwar - Think Ya Outta Know This
- 176
Gwar - Tick-Tits
- 177
Gwar - Tormentor
- 178
Gwar - Triumph Of The Pig Children
- 179
Gwar - Tune From Da Moon
- 180
Gwar - U Ain't Shit
- 181
Gwar - Unto The Breach
- 182
Gwar - Venom Of The Platypus
- 183
Gwar - Viking Death Machine
- 184
Gwar - Vlad The Impaler
- 185
Gwar - War Is All We Know
- 186
Gwar - War On Gwar
- 187
Gwar - War Party
- 188
Gwar - War Toys
- 189
Gwar - We Kill Everything
- 190
Gwar - Where Is Zog?
- 191
Gwar - World O' Filth
- 192
Gwar - You Are My Meat
- 193
Gwar - You Can't Kill Terror
- 194
Gwar - Zombies, March!
The Song Of Words
Gwar
Despite all of the bodies hacked in twain
So many had died in the viscous campaign
That their femurs alone made a fine mountain
The Master was no longer GWARs sovereign
Of wealth and women they had none to gain
What goal was left for them to attain
So Oderus did call for conclave
First came Balsac, his council was wise
His War-Axe gleamed, he was a loyal knight
Plus 40 dancing bears he did provide
First in prowess, he stood his lord beside
Beefcake the Mighty, his ass was wide
Brought 80 laden oxen, he was a good ally
Jizmak the Gusha, his legion was described
For many hours he barked at the tribe
But then, timely, the catering arrived
Booze, drugs, food, 400 hundred mule-loads high
Flattus Maximus, this he did supply
And now the mighty brothers of GWAR did bind
They willed to journey and slay without plan
Bring seige and terror to the cities of man
Open Oberammergau
Like hell was a womb, it tore
And from the womb the creatures poured
Troll, goblin, Manticore
Siege machine and armored whore
There will be battle like never before
The Surface World learned of the malaise
Black Pope, usurper, he saw through the veil
They plan their defense in the land of the wasted
Africa, bitter fruit she had tasted
Ensign of industry, let it be raised
There the camp of the Black Pope was placed
His legions breath, through the valleys the raced
Charlots they rode, and their skulls were iron-plated
Belching fire, freshly painted
8000 Battalions of Knights freshly sainted
But before they fought, they were vaccinated
To protect them from the AIDS that had been created
To continue the reign of Black Pope unabated
The people at home, got a version G-rated
Here the GWAR invaded
Began the violation
The War Barges, forecastles swarming
Disgorging the troops, formations forming
The low drone of the horning
Sounding out a call, then a warning
A nuclear salvo where GWAR was encroaching
Within a second 10 legions were toasting
Balsac said, Did you feel something? The Lord was not boasting
The enemy is vast, steel carpets the terrain
Still they are forming, armor detrains
They send forth a Captain, OJ by name
Flattus struck him in the brain
Burst the helmet, made two parts of the mind
Chopped through his gorget, through chest, into spine
And the good captains blood flowed like wine
Flattus said, So ends a cowards time.
Balsac is angry, he'll have no more
He hurls his axe, with great effort
To smite Regis with terrible force
His shield breaks, his hauberk unsews
The axe bursts through the chest and torso
Bright blood spurts, the guts are loosed by the throw
And with that axe the soul from body goes
Said Jizmak, That was a heavy blow.
Beefcake the Mighty, clotted with spew
His sword falls, skulls burst in two
The eyes burst from sockets, he is not through
Thousands of warriors he does this to
Piling up the corpses of those he slew
Until it was hard to tell if the pile grew
Balsac said, He is a princely lord Said Beefcake, Yes, it's true.
Jizmak smites, his hammer whirls
Foreheads explode, entrails twirl
Breaking open brain-pans as well
Red blood flowing as souls speed to hell
Oderus smites the Black Pope, exposing his brain
The blade continued through meat and membrane
Bright blood flowed in the grass where he was lain
Here ends this tale, that much is plain