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Gwar - Ragnarok
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Gwar - Fucking An Animal
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Gwar - Aeiou
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Gwar - Battle Lust
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Gwar - Ham On The Bone
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Gwar - Ratcatcher
- 7
Gwar - Saddam a Go-go
- 8
Gwar - Sex Cow
- 9
Gwar - Sonderkommando
- 10
Gwar - Starving Gods (Death Whistle Suite)
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Gwar - The Road Behind
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Gwar - Zombies, March!
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Gwar - A Gathering Of Ghouls
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Gwar - Antarctican Drinking Song
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Gwar - B. D. F.
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Gwar - B.D.F.
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Gwar - Babyraper
- 18
Gwar - Back to Iraq
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Gwar - Bad Bad Men
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Gwar - Beauteous Rot
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Gwar - Billy Bad Ass
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Gwar - Black And Huge
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Gwar - Blimey
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Gwar - Bloody Mary
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Gwar - Bone Meal
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Gwar - Bored To Death
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Gwar - Child
- 28
Gwar - Come The Carnivor
- 29
Gwar - Damnation Under God
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Gwar - Destroyed
- 31
Gwar - Don't Need A Man
- 32
Gwar - Drop Drawers
- 33
Gwar - Eight Lock
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Gwar - Endless Apocalypse
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Gwar - Filthy Flow
- 36
Gwar - Fire In The Lions
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Gwar - Fistful Of Teeth
- 38
Gwar - Go To Hell
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Gwar - Gonna Kill U
- 40
Gwar - Happy Death Day
- 41
Gwar - I Hate Love Songs
- 42
Gwar - I Love The Pigs
- 43
Gwar - I'll Be Your Monster
- 44
Gwar - I'm In Love (With A Dead Dog)
- 45
Gwar - If I Could Be That
- 46
Gwar - Immortal Corrupter
- 47
Gwar - Je M'Appelle J.Cousteau
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Gwar - Jiggle The Handle
- 49
Gwar - King Queen
- 50
Gwar - Let Us Slay
- 51
Gwar - Lust In Space
- 52
Gwar - Madness At The Core Of Time
- 53
Gwar - Make a Child Cry
- 54
Gwar - Meat Sandwich
- 55
Gwar - Metal Metal Land
- 56
Gwar - Mother Fucking Liar
- 57
Gwar - Murderer's Muse
- 58
Gwar - My Girly Ways
- 59
Gwar - New Dark Age
- 60
Gwar - Nitro-Burnin' Funny Bong
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Gwar - None But The Brave
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Gwar - Nudged
- 63
Gwar - Ollie North
- 64
Gwar - One Who Will Not Be Named
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Gwar - Parting Shot
- 66
Gwar - Penis I See
- 67
Gwar - Pepperoni
- 68
Gwar - Phantom Limb
- 69
Gwar - Pocket Pool
- 70
Gwar - Pure As The Arctic Snow
- 71
Gwar - Rock & Roll Party Town
- 72
Gwar - Sammy
- 73
Gwar - Scallop Boat
- 74
Gwar - Slap U Around
- 75
Gwar - Song Of Words
- 76
Gwar - Storm Is Coming
- 77
Gwar - Techno's Song
- 78
Gwar - Temple Ascent (Death Whistle Suite)
- 79
Gwar - The Apes Of Wrath
- 80
Gwar - The Beast Will Eat Itself
- 81
Gwar - The Bonus Plan
- 82
Gwar - The Issue Of Tissue (Spacecake)
- 83
Gwar - The Litany Of The Slain
- 84
Gwar - The Morality Squad
- 85
Gwar - The Obliteration Of Flab Quarv 7
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Gwar - The Olbiteration Of Flab Quarv 7
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Gwar - The Private Pain Of Techno Destructo
- 88
Gwar - The Salaminizer
- 89
Gwar - Think Ya Outta Know This
- 90
Gwar - Tick-Tits
- 91
Gwar - Time For Death
- 92
Gwar - Tune From Da Moon
- 93
Gwar - U Ain't Shit
- 94
Gwar - Vlad The Impaler
- 95
Gwar - War Party
- 96
Gwar - War Toy
- 97
Gwar - Whargoul
- 98
Gwar - Womb With a View
- 99
Gwar - World O' Filth
- 100
Gwar - You Can't Kill Terror
- 101
Gwar - Abyss Of Woe
- 102
Gwar - Americanized
- 103
Gwar - Anti-Anti-Christ
- 104
Gwar - Asian People
- 105
Gwar - Back In Crack
- 106
Gwar - Berserker Mode
- 107
Gwar - Biledriver
- 108
Gwar - Blood Libel
- 109
Gwar - Bonesnapper (The Faces Of The Slain)
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Gwar - Bring Back The Bomb
- 111
Gwar - Captain Crunch
- 112
Gwar - Completely Fucked
- 113
Gwar - Cool Place To Park
- 114
Gwar - Crack In The Egg
- 115
Gwar - Crush, Kill, Destroy
- 116
Gwar - Death Pod
- 117
Gwar - Decay Of Grandeur
- 118
Gwar - Deus Ex Monstrum (Death Whistle Suite)
- 119
Gwar - Dirty, Filthy
- 120
Gwar - Eat Steel
- 121
Gwar - El Presidente
- 122
Gwar - Escape From The Mooselodge
- 123
Gwar - Fight
- 124
Gwar - First Rule Is
- 125
Gwar - Fishfuck
- 126
Gwar - Friend
- 127
Gwar - Fuck This Place
- 128
Gwar - Fuckin' An Animal
- 129
Gwar - Gilded Lily
- 130
Gwar - Gor-Gor
- 131
Gwar - Gwar Theme
- 132
Gwar - Hail, Genocide!
- 133
Gwar - Have You Seen Me
- 134
Gwar - Horror Of Yig
- 135
Gwar - I Suck On My Thumb
- 136
Gwar - In Her Fear
- 137
Gwar - Jack The World
- 138
Gwar - Jagermonsta
- 139
Gwar - Je M'appelle J. Cousteau
- 140
Gwar - Krak Down
- 141
Gwar - Krosstika
- 142
Gwar - KZ Nekromancer
- 143
Gwar - Lets Blame The Lightman
- 144
Gwar - Licksore
- 145
Gwar - Lords and Masters
- 146
Gwar - Lost God
- 147
Gwar - Love Surgery
- 148
Gwar - Maggots
- 149
Gwar - Martyrdumb
- 150
Gwar - Mary Anne
- 151
Gwar - Message From The Scallop Boat
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Gwar - My Knife If Yer Guts
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Gwar - Nitro Burning Funny Bong
- 154
Gwar - Penguin Attack
- 155
Gwar - Penile Drip
- 156
Gwar - Poor Ole Tom
- 157
Gwar - Preschool Prostitute
- 158
Gwar - Pussy Planet
- 159
Gwar - Rise Again
- 160
Gwar - Rock And Roll Party Town
- 161
Gwar - Rock N Roll Never Felt So Good
- 162
Gwar - Rock'N'Roll Never Felt So Good
- 163
Gwar - Salamidizer
- 164
Gwar - School's Out (Alice Cooper cover)
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Gwar - Sexecutioner
- 166
Gwar - Sick Of You
- 167
Gwar - Slaughterama
- 168
Gwar - Slutman City
- 169
Gwar - Stalin's Organs
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Gwar - Surf Of Syn
- 171
Gwar - The Cutter
- 172
Gwar - The Insidious Sililquay Of Skulhed Face
- 173
Gwar - The Insidious Soliloquy Of Skulhedface
- 174
Gwar - The Master Has A Butt
- 175
Gwar - The New Plague
- 176
Gwar - The Performer
- 177
Gwar - The Price of Peace
- 178
Gwar - The Reaganator
- 179
Gwar - The Song Of Words
- 180
Gwar - The UberKlaw
- 181
Gwar - The Ultimate Bohab
- 182
Gwar - The Wheel
- 183
Gwar - The Years Without Light
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Gwar - Tormentor
- 185
Gwar - Triumph Of The Pig Children
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Gwar - Unto The Breach
- 187
Gwar - Venom Of The Platypus
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Gwar - Viking Death Machine
- 189
Gwar - War Is All We Know
- 190
Gwar - War On Gwar
- 191
Gwar - War Toys
- 192
Gwar - We Kill Everything
- 193
Gwar - Where Is Zog?
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Gwar - You Are My Meat
The Song Of Words
Gwar
Despite all of the bodies hacked in twain
So many had died in the viscous campaign
That their femurs alone made a fine mountain
The Master was no longer GWARs sovereign
Of wealth and women they had none to gain
What goal was left for them to attain
So Oderus did call for conclave
First came Balsac, his council was wise
His War-Axe gleamed, he was a loyal knight
Plus 40 dancing bears he did provide
First in prowess, he stood his lord beside
Beefcake the Mighty, his ass was wide
Brought 80 laden oxen, he was a good ally
Jizmak the Gusha, his legion was described
For many hours he barked at the tribe
But then, timely, the catering arrived
Booze, drugs, food, 400 hundred mule-loads high
Flattus Maximus, this he did supply
And now the mighty brothers of GWAR did bind
They willed to journey and slay without plan
Bring seige and terror to the cities of man
Open Oberammergau
Like hell was a womb, it tore
And from the womb the creatures poured
Troll, goblin, Manticore
Siege machine and armored whore
There will be battle like never before
The Surface World learned of the malaise
Black Pope, usurper, he saw through the veil
They plan their defense in the land of the wasted
Africa, bitter fruit she had tasted
Ensign of industry, let it be raised
There the camp of the Black Pope was placed
His legions breath, through the valleys the raced
Charlots they rode, and their skulls were iron-plated
Belching fire, freshly painted
8000 Battalions of Knights freshly sainted
But before they fought, they were vaccinated
To protect them from the AIDS that had been created
To continue the reign of Black Pope unabated
The people at home, got a version G-rated
Here the GWAR invaded
Began the violation
The War Barges, forecastles swarming
Disgorging the troops, formations forming
The low drone of the horning
Sounding out a call, then a warning
A nuclear salvo where GWAR was encroaching
Within a second 10 legions were toasting
Balsac said, Did you feel something? The Lord was not boasting
The enemy is vast, steel carpets the terrain
Still they are forming, armor detrains
They send forth a Captain, OJ by name
Flattus struck him in the brain
Burst the helmet, made two parts of the mind
Chopped through his gorget, through chest, into spine
And the good captains blood flowed like wine
Flattus said, So ends a cowards time.
Balsac is angry, he'll have no more
He hurls his axe, with great effort
To smite Regis with terrible force
His shield breaks, his hauberk unsews
The axe bursts through the chest and torso
Bright blood spurts, the guts are loosed by the throw
And with that axe the soul from body goes
Said Jizmak, That was a heavy blow.
Beefcake the Mighty, clotted with spew
His sword falls, skulls burst in two
The eyes burst from sockets, he is not through
Thousands of warriors he does this to
Piling up the corpses of those he slew
Until it was hard to tell if the pile grew
Balsac said, He is a princely lord Said Beefcake, Yes, it's true.
Jizmak smites, his hammer whirls
Foreheads explode, entrails twirl
Breaking open brain-pans as well
Red blood flowing as souls speed to hell
Oderus smites the Black Pope, exposing his brain
The blade continued through meat and membrane
Bright blood flowed in the grass where he was lain
Here ends this tale, that much is plain