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Gwar - Ragnarok
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Gwar - Abyss Of Woe
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Gwar - Completely Fucked
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Gwar - Where Is Zog?
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Gwar - El Presidente
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Gwar - Fire In The Lions
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Gwar - Fucking An Animal
- 8
Gwar - I'll Be Your Monster
- 9
Gwar - KZ Nekromancer
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Gwar - Lust In Space
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Gwar - My Girly Ways
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Gwar - Nitro Burning Funny Bong
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Gwar - Sammy
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Gwar - Sex Cow
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Gwar - Sick Of You
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Gwar - Sonderkommando
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Gwar - Storm Is Coming
- 18
Gwar - The Insidious Soliloquy Of Skulhedface
- 19
Gwar - The Salaminizer
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Gwar - A Gathering Of Ghouls
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Gwar - Aeiou
- 22
Gwar - Antarctican Drinking Song
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Gwar - Asian People
- 24
Gwar - B.D.F.
- 25
Gwar - Babyraper
- 26
Gwar - Back In Crack
- 27
Gwar - Back to Iraq
- 28
Gwar - Bad Bad Men
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Gwar - Battle Lust
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Gwar - Beauteous Rot
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Gwar - Berserker Mode
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Gwar - Biledriver
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Gwar - Billy Bad Ass
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Gwar - Black And Huge
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Gwar - Blimey
- 36
Gwar - Blood Libel
- 37
Gwar - Bonesnapper (The Faces Of The Slain)
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Gwar - Bored To Death
- 39
Gwar - Come The Carnivor
- 40
Gwar - Cool Place To Park
- 41
Gwar - Crack In The Egg
- 42
Gwar - Damnation Under God
- 43
Gwar - Decay Of Grandeur
- 44
Gwar - Destroyed
- 45
Gwar - Deus Ex Monstrum (Death Whistle Suite)
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Gwar - Don't Need A Man
- 47
Gwar - Drop Drawers
- 48
Gwar - Eat Steel
- 49
Gwar - Eight Lock
- 50
Gwar - Endless Apocalypse
- 51
Gwar - Escape From The Mooselodge
- 52
Gwar - Fight
- 53
Gwar - Filthy Flow
- 54
Gwar - First Rule Is
- 55
Gwar - Fishfuck
- 56
Gwar - Fistful Of Teeth
- 57
Gwar - Friend
- 58
Gwar - Fuck This Place
- 59
Gwar - Fuckin' An Animal
- 60
Gwar - Gilded Lily
- 61
Gwar - Go To Hell
- 62
Gwar - Gonna Kill U
- 63
Gwar - Gor-Gor
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Gwar - Gwar Theme
- 65
Gwar - Hail, Genocide!
- 66
Gwar - Ham On The Bone
- 67
Gwar - Happy Death Day
- 68
Gwar - Have You Seen Me
- 69
Gwar - Horror Of Yig
- 70
Gwar - I Hate Love Songs
- 71
Gwar - I Love The Pigs
- 72
Gwar - I Suck On My Thumb
- 73
Gwar - I'm In Love (With A Dead Dog)
- 74
Gwar - If I Could Be That
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Gwar - Immortal Corrupter
- 76
Gwar - In Her Fear
- 77
Gwar - Jack The World
- 78
Gwar - Je M'appelle J. Cousteau
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Gwar - Je M'Appelle J.Cousteau
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Gwar - Jiggle The Handle
- 81
Gwar - Krak Down
- 82
Gwar - Krosstika
- 83
Gwar - Lets Blame The Lightman
- 84
Gwar - Lords and Masters
- 85
Gwar - Lost God
- 86
Gwar - Madness At The Core Of Time
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Gwar - Make a Child Cry
- 88
Gwar - Martyrdumb
- 89
Gwar - Mary Anne
- 90
Gwar - Meat Sandwich
- 91
Gwar - Message From The Scallop Boat
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Gwar - Metal Metal Land
- 93
Gwar - Mother Fucking Liar
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Gwar - Nitro-Burnin' Funny Bong
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Gwar - None But The Brave
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Gwar - Nudged
- 97
Gwar - Ollie North
- 98
Gwar - One Who Will Not Be Named
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Gwar - Parting Shot
- 100
Gwar - Penis I See
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Gwar - Pepperoni
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Gwar - Phantom Limb
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Gwar - Pocket Pool
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Gwar - Poor Ole Tom
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Gwar - Pure As The Arctic Snow
- 106
Gwar - Pussy Planet
- 107
Gwar - Ratcatcher
- 108
Gwar - Rise Again
- 109
Gwar - Rock And Roll Party Town
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Gwar - Rock N Roll Never Felt So Good
- 111
Gwar - Rock'N'Roll Never Felt So Good
- 112
Gwar - Saddam a Go-go
- 113
Gwar - Salamidizer
- 114
Gwar - School's Out (Alice Cooper cover)
- 115
Gwar - Sexecutioner
- 116
Gwar - Slap U Around
- 117
Gwar - Slaughterama
- 118
Gwar - Slutman City
- 119
Gwar - Song Of Words
- 120
Gwar - Stalin's Organs
- 121
Gwar - Starving Gods (Death Whistle Suite)
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Gwar - Temple Ascent (Death Whistle Suite)
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Gwar - The Apes Of Wrath
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Gwar - The Bonus Plan
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Gwar - The Cutter
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Gwar - The Insidious Sililquay Of Skulhed Face
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Gwar - The Litany Of The Slain
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Gwar - The Master Has A Butt
- 129
Gwar - The Morality Squad
- 130
Gwar - The New Plague
- 131
Gwar - The Olbiteration Of Flab Quarv 7
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Gwar - The Performer
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Gwar - The Price of Peace
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Gwar - The Private Pain Of Techno Destructo
- 135
Gwar - The Reaganator
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Gwar - The Road Behind
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Gwar - The Song Of Words
- 138
Gwar - The UberKlaw
- 139
Gwar - The Ultimate Bohab
- 140
Gwar - The Wheel
- 141
Gwar - The Years Without Light
- 142
Gwar - Think Ya Outta Know This
- 143
Gwar - Tick-Tits
- 144
Gwar - Time For Death
- 145
Gwar - Tormentor
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Gwar - Triumph Of The Pig Children
- 147
Gwar - U Ain't Shit
- 148
Gwar - War Is All We Know
- 149
Gwar - War On Gwar
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Gwar - War Party
- 151
Gwar - War Toy
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Gwar - War Toys
- 153
Gwar - Whargoul
- 154
Gwar - Womb With a View
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Gwar - World O' Filth
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Gwar - You Are My Meat
- 157
Gwar - You Can't Kill Terror
- 158
Gwar - Zombies, March!
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Gwar - Americanized
- 160
Gwar - Anti-Anti-Christ
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Gwar - B. D. F.
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Gwar - Bloody Mary
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Gwar - Bone Meal
- 164
Gwar - Bring Back The Bomb
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Gwar - Captain Crunch
- 166
Gwar - Child
- 167
Gwar - Crush, Kill, Destroy
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Gwar - Death Pod
- 169
Gwar - Dirty, Filthy
- 170
Gwar - Jagermonsta
- 171
Gwar - King Queen
- 172
Gwar - Let Us Slay
- 173
Gwar - Licksore
- 174
Gwar - Love Surgery
- 175
Gwar - Maggots
- 176
Gwar - Murderer's Muse
- 177
Gwar - My Knife If Yer Guts
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Gwar - New Dark Age
- 179
Gwar - Penguin Attack
- 180
Gwar - Penile Drip
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Gwar - Preschool Prostitute
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Gwar - Rock & Roll Party Town
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Gwar - Scallop Boat
- 184
Gwar - Surf Of Syn
- 185
Gwar - Techno's Song
- 186
Gwar - The Beast Will Eat Itself
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Gwar - The Issue Of Tissue (Spacecake)
- 188
Gwar - The Obliteration Of Flab Quarv 7
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Gwar - Tune From Da Moon
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Gwar - Unto The Breach
- 191
Gwar - Venom Of The Platypus
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Gwar - Viking Death Machine
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Gwar - Vlad The Impaler
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Gwar - We Kill Everything
The Song Of Words
Gwar
Despite all of the bodies hacked in twain
So many had died in the viscous campaign
That their femurs alone made a fine mountain
The Master was no longer GWARs sovereign
Of wealth and women they had none to gain
What goal was left for them to attain
So Oderus did call for conclave
First came Balsac, his council was wise
His War-Axe gleamed, he was a loyal knight
Plus 40 dancing bears he did provide
First in prowess, he stood his lord beside
Beefcake the Mighty, his ass was wide
Brought 80 laden oxen, he was a good ally
Jizmak the Gusha, his legion was described
For many hours he barked at the tribe
But then, timely, the catering arrived
Booze, drugs, food, 400 hundred mule-loads high
Flattus Maximus, this he did supply
And now the mighty brothers of GWAR did bind
They willed to journey and slay without plan
Bring seige and terror to the cities of man
Open Oberammergau
Like hell was a womb, it tore
And from the womb the creatures poured
Troll, goblin, Manticore
Siege machine and armored whore
There will be battle like never before
The Surface World learned of the malaise
Black Pope, usurper, he saw through the veil
They plan their defense in the land of the wasted
Africa, bitter fruit she had tasted
Ensign of industry, let it be raised
There the camp of the Black Pope was placed
His legions breath, through the valleys the raced
Charlots they rode, and their skulls were iron-plated
Belching fire, freshly painted
8000 Battalions of Knights freshly sainted
But before they fought, they were vaccinated
To protect them from the AIDS that had been created
To continue the reign of Black Pope unabated
The people at home, got a version G-rated
Here the GWAR invaded
Began the violation
The War Barges, forecastles swarming
Disgorging the troops, formations forming
The low drone of the horning
Sounding out a call, then a warning
A nuclear salvo where GWAR was encroaching
Within a second 10 legions were toasting
Balsac said, Did you feel something? The Lord was not boasting
The enemy is vast, steel carpets the terrain
Still they are forming, armor detrains
They send forth a Captain, OJ by name
Flattus struck him in the brain
Burst the helmet, made two parts of the mind
Chopped through his gorget, through chest, into spine
And the good captains blood flowed like wine
Flattus said, So ends a cowards time.
Balsac is angry, he'll have no more
He hurls his axe, with great effort
To smite Regis with terrible force
His shield breaks, his hauberk unsews
The axe bursts through the chest and torso
Bright blood spurts, the guts are loosed by the throw
And with that axe the soul from body goes
Said Jizmak, That was a heavy blow.
Beefcake the Mighty, clotted with spew
His sword falls, skulls burst in two
The eyes burst from sockets, he is not through
Thousands of warriors he does this to
Piling up the corpses of those he slew
Until it was hard to tell if the pile grew
Balsac said, He is a princely lord Said Beefcake, Yes, it's true.
Jizmak smites, his hammer whirls
Foreheads explode, entrails twirl
Breaking open brain-pans as well
Red blood flowing as souls speed to hell
Oderus smites the Black Pope, exposing his brain
The blade continued through meat and membrane
Bright blood flowed in the grass where he was lain
Here ends this tale, that much is plain