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Gwar - Nitro Burning Funny Bong
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Gwar - Sick Of You
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Gwar - The Salaminizer
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Gwar - Fucking An Animal
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Gwar - Sexecutioner
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Gwar - Black And Huge
- 7
Gwar - Death Pod
- 8
Gwar - Gilded Lily
- 9
Gwar - Horror Of Yig
- 10
Gwar - King Queen
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Gwar - Let Us Slay
- 12
Gwar - Love Surgery
- 13
Gwar - Madness At The Core Of Time
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Gwar - Maggots
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Gwar - Nitro-Burnin' Funny Bong
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Gwar - Nudged
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Gwar - Ratcatcher
- 18
Gwar - Saddam a Go-go
- 19
Gwar - Slaughterama
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Gwar - The New Plague
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Gwar - The Years Without Light
- 22
Gwar - Vlad The Impaler
- 23
Gwar - A Gathering Of Ghouls
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Gwar - Abyss Of Woe
- 25
Gwar - Aeiou
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Gwar - Americanized
- 27
Gwar - Antarctican Drinking Song
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Gwar - Anti-Anti-Christ
- 29
Gwar - Asian People
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Gwar - B. D. F.
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Gwar - B.D.F.
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Gwar - Babyraper
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Gwar - Back In Crack
- 34
Gwar - Back to Iraq
- 35
Gwar - Bad Bad Men
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Gwar - Battle Lust
- 37
Gwar - Beauteous Rot
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Gwar - Berserker Mode
- 39
Gwar - Biledriver
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Gwar - Billy Bad Ass
- 41
Gwar - Blimey
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Gwar - Blood Libel
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Gwar - Bloody Mary
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Gwar - Bone Meal
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Gwar - Bonesnapper (The Faces Of The Slain)
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Gwar - Bored To Death
- 47
Gwar - Bring Back The Bomb
- 48
Gwar - Captain Crunch
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Gwar - Child
- 50
Gwar - Come The Carnivor
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Gwar - Completely Fucked
- 52
Gwar - Cool Place To Park
- 53
Gwar - Crack In The Egg
- 54
Gwar - Crush, Kill, Destroy
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Gwar - Damnation Under God
- 56
Gwar - Decay Of Grandeur
- 57
Gwar - Destroyed
- 58
Gwar - Deus Ex Monstrum (Death Whistle Suite)
- 59
Gwar - Dirty, Filthy
- 60
Gwar - Don't Need A Man
- 61
Gwar - Drop Drawers
- 62
Gwar - Eat Steel
- 63
Gwar - Eight Lock
- 64
Gwar - El Presidente
- 65
Gwar - Endless Apocalypse
- 66
Gwar - Escape From The Mooselodge
- 67
Gwar - Fight
- 68
Gwar - Filthy Flow
- 69
Gwar - Fire In The Lions
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Gwar - First Rule Is
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Gwar - Fishfuck
- 72
Gwar - Fistful Of Teeth
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Gwar - Friend
- 74
Gwar - Fuck This Place
- 75
Gwar - Fuckin' An Animal
- 76
Gwar - Go To Hell
- 77
Gwar - Gonna Kill U
- 78
Gwar - Gor-Gor
- 79
Gwar - Gwar Theme
- 80
Gwar - Hail, Genocide!
- 81
Gwar - Ham On The Bone
- 82
Gwar - Happy Death Day
- 83
Gwar - Have You Seen Me
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Gwar - I Hate Love Songs
- 85
Gwar - I Love The Pigs
- 86
Gwar - I Suck On My Thumb
- 87
Gwar - I'll Be Your Monster
- 88
Gwar - I'm In Love (With A Dead Dog)
- 89
Gwar - If I Could Be That
- 90
Gwar - Immortal Corrupter
- 91
Gwar - In Her Fear
- 92
Gwar - Jack The World
- 93
Gwar - Jagermonsta
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Gwar - Je M'appelle J. Cousteau
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Gwar - Je M'Appelle J.Cousteau
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Gwar - Jiggle The Handle
- 97
Gwar - Krak Down
- 98
Gwar - Krosstika
- 99
Gwar - KZ Nekromancer
- 100
Gwar - Lets Blame The Lightman
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Gwar - Licksore
- 102
Gwar - Lords and Masters
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Gwar - Lost God
- 104
Gwar - Lust In Space
- 105
Gwar - Make a Child Cry
- 106
Gwar - Martyrdumb
- 107
Gwar - Mary Anne
- 108
Gwar - Meat Sandwich
- 109
Gwar - Message From The Scallop Boat
- 110
Gwar - Metal Metal Land
- 111
Gwar - Mother Fucking Liar
- 112
Gwar - Murderer's Muse
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Gwar - My Girly Ways
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Gwar - My Knife If Yer Guts
- 115
Gwar - New Dark Age
- 116
Gwar - None But The Brave
- 117
Gwar - Ollie North
- 118
Gwar - One Who Will Not Be Named
- 119
Gwar - Parting Shot
- 120
Gwar - Penguin Attack
- 121
Gwar - Penile Drip
- 122
Gwar - Penis I See
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Gwar - Pepperoni
- 124
Gwar - Phantom Limb
- 125
Gwar - Pocket Pool
- 126
Gwar - Poor Ole Tom
- 127
Gwar - Preschool Prostitute
- 128
Gwar - Pure As The Arctic Snow
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Gwar - Pussy Planet
- 130
Gwar - Ragnarok
- 131
Gwar - Rise Again
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Gwar - Rock & Roll Party Town
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Gwar - Rock And Roll Party Town
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Gwar - Rock N Roll Never Felt So Good
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Gwar - Rock'N'Roll Never Felt So Good
- 136
Gwar - Salamidizer
- 137
Gwar - Sammy
- 138
Gwar - Scallop Boat
- 139
Gwar - School's Out (Alice Cooper cover)
- 140
Gwar - Sex Cow
- 141
Gwar - Slap U Around
- 142
Gwar - Slutman City
- 143
Gwar - Sonderkommando
- 144
Gwar - Song Of Words
- 145
Gwar - Stalin's Organs
- 146
Gwar - Starving Gods (Death Whistle Suite)
- 147
Gwar - Storm Is Coming
- 148
Gwar - Surf Of Syn
- 149
Gwar - Techno's Song
- 150
Gwar - Temple Ascent (Death Whistle Suite)
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Gwar - The Apes Of Wrath
- 152
Gwar - The Beast Will Eat Itself
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Gwar - The Bonus Plan
- 154
Gwar - The Cutter
- 155
Gwar - The Insidious Sililquay Of Skulhed Face
- 156
Gwar - The Insidious Soliloquy Of Skulhedface
- 157
Gwar - The Issue Of Tissue (Spacecake)
- 158
Gwar - The Litany Of The Slain
- 159
Gwar - The Master Has A Butt
- 160
Gwar - The Morality Squad
- 161
Gwar - The Obliteration Of Flab Quarv 7
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Gwar - The Olbiteration Of Flab Quarv 7
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Gwar - The Performer
- 164
Gwar - The Price of Peace
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Gwar - The Private Pain Of Techno Destructo
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Gwar - The Reaganator
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Gwar - The Road Behind
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Gwar - The Song Of Words
- 169
Gwar - The UberKlaw
- 170
Gwar - The Ultimate Bohab
- 171
Gwar - The Wheel
- 172
Gwar - Think Ya Outta Know This
- 173
Gwar - Tick-Tits
- 174
Gwar - Time For Death
- 175
Gwar - Tormentor
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Gwar - Triumph Of The Pig Children
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Gwar - Tune From Da Moon
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Gwar - U Ain't Shit
- 179
Gwar - Unto The Breach
- 180
Gwar - Venom Of The Platypus
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Gwar - Viking Death Machine
- 182
Gwar - War Is All We Know
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Gwar - War On Gwar
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Gwar - War Party
- 185
Gwar - War Toy
- 186
Gwar - War Toys
- 187
Gwar - We Kill Everything
- 188
Gwar - Whargoul
- 189
Gwar - Where Is Zog?
- 190
Gwar - Womb With a View
- 191
Gwar - World O' Filth
- 192
Gwar - You Are My Meat
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Gwar - You Can't Kill Terror
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Gwar - Zombies, March!
The Song Of Words
Gwar
Despite all of the bodies hacked in twain
So many had died in the viscous campaign
That their femurs alone made a fine mountain
The Master was no longer GWARs sovereign
Of wealth and women they had none to gain
What goal was left for them to attain
So Oderus did call for conclave
First came Balsac, his council was wise
His War-Axe gleamed, he was a loyal knight
Plus 40 dancing bears he did provide
First in prowess, he stood his lord beside
Beefcake the Mighty, his ass was wide
Brought 80 laden oxen, he was a good ally
Jizmak the Gusha, his legion was described
For many hours he barked at the tribe
But then, timely, the catering arrived
Booze, drugs, food, 400 hundred mule-loads high
Flattus Maximus, this he did supply
And now the mighty brothers of GWAR did bind
They willed to journey and slay without plan
Bring seige and terror to the cities of man
Open Oberammergau
Like hell was a womb, it tore
And from the womb the creatures poured
Troll, goblin, Manticore
Siege machine and armored whore
There will be battle like never before
The Surface World learned of the malaise
Black Pope, usurper, he saw through the veil
They plan their defense in the land of the wasted
Africa, bitter fruit she had tasted
Ensign of industry, let it be raised
There the camp of the Black Pope was placed
His legions breath, through the valleys the raced
Charlots they rode, and their skulls were iron-plated
Belching fire, freshly painted
8000 Battalions of Knights freshly sainted
But before they fought, they were vaccinated
To protect them from the AIDS that had been created
To continue the reign of Black Pope unabated
The people at home, got a version G-rated
Here the GWAR invaded
Began the violation
The War Barges, forecastles swarming
Disgorging the troops, formations forming
The low drone of the horning
Sounding out a call, then a warning
A nuclear salvo where GWAR was encroaching
Within a second 10 legions were toasting
Balsac said, Did you feel something? The Lord was not boasting
The enemy is vast, steel carpets the terrain
Still they are forming, armor detrains
They send forth a Captain, OJ by name
Flattus struck him in the brain
Burst the helmet, made two parts of the mind
Chopped through his gorget, through chest, into spine
And the good captains blood flowed like wine
Flattus said, So ends a cowards time.
Balsac is angry, he'll have no more
He hurls his axe, with great effort
To smite Regis with terrible force
His shield breaks, his hauberk unsews
The axe bursts through the chest and torso
Bright blood spurts, the guts are loosed by the throw
And with that axe the soul from body goes
Said Jizmak, That was a heavy blow.
Beefcake the Mighty, clotted with spew
His sword falls, skulls burst in two
The eyes burst from sockets, he is not through
Thousands of warriors he does this to
Piling up the corpses of those he slew
Until it was hard to tell if the pile grew
Balsac said, He is a princely lord Said Beefcake, Yes, it's true.
Jizmak smites, his hammer whirls
Foreheads explode, entrails twirl
Breaking open brain-pans as well
Red blood flowing as souls speed to hell
Oderus smites the Black Pope, exposing his brain
The blade continued through meat and membrane
Bright blood flowed in the grass where he was lain
Here ends this tale, that much is plain