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Gwar - Berserker Mode
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Gwar - Sex Cow
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Gwar - Sick Of You
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Gwar - Where Is Zog?
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Gwar - Child
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Gwar - Damnation Under God
- 7
Gwar - Decay Of Grandeur
- 8
Gwar - Dirty, Filthy
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Gwar - Fucking An Animal
- 10
Gwar - Have You Seen Me
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Gwar - King Queen
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Gwar - New Dark Age
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Gwar - The Cutter
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Gwar - The New Plague
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Gwar - Back to Iraq
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Gwar - Battle Lust
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Gwar - Bloody Mary
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Gwar - Captain Crunch
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Gwar - Come The Carnivor
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Gwar - Death Pod
- 21
Gwar - Deus Ex Monstrum (Death Whistle Suite)
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Gwar - Fight
- 23
Gwar - First Rule Is
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Gwar - Fishfuck
- 25
Gwar - Friend
- 26
Gwar - Fuck This Place
- 27
Gwar - Gilded Lily
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Gwar - Go To Hell
- 29
Gwar - Gor-Gor
- 30
Gwar - Gwar Theme
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Gwar - Happy Death Day
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Gwar - Horror Of Yig
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Gwar - I Love The Pigs
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Gwar - In Her Fear
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Gwar - Jack The World
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Gwar - Jagermonsta
- 37
Gwar - Krak Down
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Gwar - KZ Nekromancer
- 39
Gwar - Let Us Slay
- 40
Gwar - Lets Blame The Lightman
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Gwar - Madness At The Core Of Time
- 42
Gwar - Make a Child Cry
- 43
Gwar - Martyrdumb
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Gwar - Mary Anne
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Gwar - Murderer's Muse
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Gwar - My Knife If Yer Guts
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Gwar - Nitro Burning Funny Bong
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Gwar - Pepperoni
- 49
Gwar - Poor Ole Tom
- 50
Gwar - Preschool Prostitute
- 51
Gwar - Ragnarok
- 52
Gwar - Ratcatcher
- 53
Gwar - Rise Again
- 54
Gwar - Saddam a Go-go
- 55
Gwar - Salamidizer
- 56
Gwar - Starving Gods (Death Whistle Suite)
- 57
Gwar - Surf Of Syn
- 58
Gwar - Techno's Song
- 59
Gwar - The Master Has A Butt
- 60
Gwar - The Reaganator
- 61
Gwar - The Road Behind
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Gwar - The Ultimate Bohab
- 63
Gwar - The Years Without Light
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Gwar - Triumph Of The Pig Children
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Gwar - Tune From Da Moon
- 66
Gwar - Unto The Breach
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Gwar - Vlad The Impaler
- 68
Gwar - War Toys
- 69
Gwar - A Gathering Of Ghouls
- 70
Gwar - Abyss Of Woe
- 71
Gwar - Aeiou
- 72
Gwar - Americanized
- 73
Gwar - Antarctican Drinking Song
- 74
Gwar - Anti-Anti-Christ
- 75
Gwar - Asian People
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Gwar - B. D. F.
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Gwar - B.D.F.
- 78
Gwar - Babyraper
- 79
Gwar - Back In Crack
- 80
Gwar - Bad Bad Men
- 81
Gwar - Beauteous Rot
- 82
Gwar - Biledriver
- 83
Gwar - Billy Bad Ass
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Gwar - Black And Huge
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Gwar - Blimey
- 86
Gwar - Blood Libel
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Gwar - Bone Meal
- 88
Gwar - Bonesnapper (The Faces Of The Slain)
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Gwar - Bored To Death
- 90
Gwar - Bring Back The Bomb
- 91
Gwar - Completely Fucked
- 92
Gwar - Cool Place To Park
- 93
Gwar - Crack In The Egg
- 94
Gwar - Crush, Kill, Destroy
- 95
Gwar - Destroyed
- 96
Gwar - Don't Need A Man
- 97
Gwar - Drop Drawers
- 98
Gwar - Eat Steel
- 99
Gwar - Eight Lock
- 100
Gwar - El Presidente
- 101
Gwar - Endless Apocalypse
- 102
Gwar - Escape From The Mooselodge
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Gwar - Filthy Flow
- 104
Gwar - Fire In The Lions
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Gwar - Fistful Of Teeth
- 106
Gwar - Fuckin' An Animal
- 107
Gwar - Gonna Kill U
- 108
Gwar - Hail, Genocide!
- 109
Gwar - Ham On The Bone
- 110
Gwar - I Hate Love Songs
- 111
Gwar - I Suck On My Thumb
- 112
Gwar - I'll Be Your Monster
- 113
Gwar - I'm In Love (With A Dead Dog)
- 114
Gwar - If I Could Be That
- 115
Gwar - Immortal Corrupter
- 116
Gwar - Je M'appelle J. Cousteau
- 117
Gwar - Je M'Appelle J.Cousteau
- 118
Gwar - Jiggle The Handle
- 119
Gwar - Krosstika
- 120
Gwar - Licksore
- 121
Gwar - Lords and Masters
- 122
Gwar - Lost God
- 123
Gwar - Love Surgery
- 124
Gwar - Lust In Space
- 125
Gwar - Maggots
- 126
Gwar - Meat Sandwich
- 127
Gwar - Message From The Scallop Boat
- 128
Gwar - Metal Metal Land
- 129
Gwar - Mother Fucking Liar
- 130
Gwar - My Girly Ways
- 131
Gwar - Nitro-Burnin' Funny Bong
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Gwar - None But The Brave
- 133
Gwar - Nudged
- 134
Gwar - Ollie North
- 135
Gwar - One Who Will Not Be Named
- 136
Gwar - Parting Shot
- 137
Gwar - Penguin Attack
- 138
Gwar - Penile Drip
- 139
Gwar - Penis I See
- 140
Gwar - Phantom Limb
- 141
Gwar - Pocket Pool
- 142
Gwar - Pure As The Arctic Snow
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Gwar - Pussy Planet
- 144
Gwar - Rock & Roll Party Town
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Gwar - Rock And Roll Party Town
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Gwar - Rock N Roll Never Felt So Good
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Gwar - Rock'N'Roll Never Felt So Good
- 148
Gwar - Sammy
- 149
Gwar - Scallop Boat
- 150
Gwar - School's Out (Alice Cooper cover)
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Gwar - Sexecutioner
- 152
Gwar - Slap U Around
- 153
Gwar - Slaughterama
- 154
Gwar - Slutman City
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Gwar - Sonderkommando
- 156
Gwar - Song Of Words
- 157
Gwar - Stalin's Organs
- 158
Gwar - Storm Is Coming
- 159
Gwar - Temple Ascent (Death Whistle Suite)
- 160
Gwar - The Apes Of Wrath
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Gwar - The Beast Will Eat Itself
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Gwar - The Bonus Plan
- 163
Gwar - The Insidious Sililquay Of Skulhed Face
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Gwar - The Insidious Soliloquy Of Skulhedface
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Gwar - The Issue Of Tissue (Spacecake)
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Gwar - The Litany Of The Slain
- 167
Gwar - The Morality Squad
- 168
Gwar - The Obliteration Of Flab Quarv 7
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Gwar - The Olbiteration Of Flab Quarv 7
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Gwar - The Performer
- 171
Gwar - The Price of Peace
- 172
Gwar - The Private Pain Of Techno Destructo
- 173
Gwar - The Salaminizer
- 174
Gwar - The Song Of Words
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Gwar - The UberKlaw
- 176
Gwar - The Wheel
- 177
Gwar - Think Ya Outta Know This
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Gwar - Tick-Tits
- 179
Gwar - Time For Death
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Gwar - Tormentor
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Gwar - U Ain't Shit
- 182
Gwar - Venom Of The Platypus
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Gwar - Viking Death Machine
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Gwar - War Is All We Know
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Gwar - War On Gwar
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Gwar - War Party
- 187
Gwar - War Toy
- 188
Gwar - We Kill Everything
- 189
Gwar - Whargoul
- 190
Gwar - Womb With a View
- 191
Gwar - World O' Filth
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Gwar - You Are My Meat
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Gwar - You Can't Kill Terror
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Gwar - Zombies, March!
The Song Of Words
Gwar
Despite all of the bodies hacked in twain
So many had died in the viscous campaign
That their femurs alone made a fine mountain
The Master was no longer GWARs sovereign
Of wealth and women they had none to gain
What goal was left for them to attain
So Oderus did call for conclave
First came Balsac, his council was wise
His War-Axe gleamed, he was a loyal knight
Plus 40 dancing bears he did provide
First in prowess, he stood his lord beside
Beefcake the Mighty, his ass was wide
Brought 80 laden oxen, he was a good ally
Jizmak the Gusha, his legion was described
For many hours he barked at the tribe
But then, timely, the catering arrived
Booze, drugs, food, 400 hundred mule-loads high
Flattus Maximus, this he did supply
And now the mighty brothers of GWAR did bind
They willed to journey and slay without plan
Bring seige and terror to the cities of man
Open Oberammergau
Like hell was a womb, it tore
And from the womb the creatures poured
Troll, goblin, Manticore
Siege machine and armored whore
There will be battle like never before
The Surface World learned of the malaise
Black Pope, usurper, he saw through the veil
They plan their defense in the land of the wasted
Africa, bitter fruit she had tasted
Ensign of industry, let it be raised
There the camp of the Black Pope was placed
His legions breath, through the valleys the raced
Charlots they rode, and their skulls were iron-plated
Belching fire, freshly painted
8000 Battalions of Knights freshly sainted
But before they fought, they were vaccinated
To protect them from the AIDS that had been created
To continue the reign of Black Pope unabated
The people at home, got a version G-rated
Here the GWAR invaded
Began the violation
The War Barges, forecastles swarming
Disgorging the troops, formations forming
The low drone of the horning
Sounding out a call, then a warning
A nuclear salvo where GWAR was encroaching
Within a second 10 legions were toasting
Balsac said, Did you feel something? The Lord was not boasting
The enemy is vast, steel carpets the terrain
Still they are forming, armor detrains
They send forth a Captain, OJ by name
Flattus struck him in the brain
Burst the helmet, made two parts of the mind
Chopped through his gorget, through chest, into spine
And the good captains blood flowed like wine
Flattus said, So ends a cowards time.
Balsac is angry, he'll have no more
He hurls his axe, with great effort
To smite Regis with terrible force
His shield breaks, his hauberk unsews
The axe bursts through the chest and torso
Bright blood spurts, the guts are loosed by the throw
And with that axe the soul from body goes
Said Jizmak, That was a heavy blow.
Beefcake the Mighty, clotted with spew
His sword falls, skulls burst in two
The eyes burst from sockets, he is not through
Thousands of warriors he does this to
Piling up the corpses of those he slew
Until it was hard to tell if the pile grew
Balsac said, He is a princely lord Said Beefcake, Yes, it's true.
Jizmak smites, his hammer whirls
Foreheads explode, entrails twirl
Breaking open brain-pans as well
Red blood flowing as souls speed to hell
Oderus smites the Black Pope, exposing his brain
The blade continued through meat and membrane
Bright blood flowed in the grass where he was lain
Here ends this tale, that much is plain