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Gwar - Fucking An Animal
- 2
Gwar - Ragnarok
- 3
Gwar - Completely Fucked
- 4
Gwar - My Girly Ways
- 5
Gwar - Sex Cow
- 6
Gwar - B.D.F.
- 7
Gwar - Back In Crack
- 8
Gwar - Back to Iraq
- 9
Gwar - Biledriver
- 10
Gwar - Dirty, Filthy
- 11
Gwar - Gwar Theme
- 12
Gwar - Ham On The Bone
- 13
Gwar - Let Us Slay
- 14
Gwar - Licksore
- 15
Gwar - Madness At The Core Of Time
- 16
Gwar - Penis I See
- 17
Gwar - Pepperoni
- 18
Gwar - Ratcatcher
- 19
Gwar - Saddam a Go-go
- 20
Gwar - Slaughterama
- 21
Gwar - Starving Gods (Death Whistle Suite)
- 22
Gwar - The Master Has A Butt
- 23
Gwar - The Private Pain Of Techno Destructo
- 24
Gwar - The Ultimate Bohab
- 25
Gwar - Unto The Breach
- 26
Gwar - Zombies, March!
- 27
Gwar - A Gathering Of Ghouls
- 28
Gwar - Abyss Of Woe
- 29
Gwar - Aeiou
- 30
Gwar - Americanized
- 31
Gwar - Antarctican Drinking Song
- 32
Gwar - Anti-Anti-Christ
- 33
Gwar - Asian People
- 34
Gwar - B. D. F.
- 35
Gwar - Babyraper
- 36
Gwar - Bad Bad Men
- 37
Gwar - Battle Lust
- 38
Gwar - Beauteous Rot
- 39
Gwar - Berserker Mode
- 40
Gwar - Billy Bad Ass
- 41
Gwar - Black And Huge
- 42
Gwar - Blimey
- 43
Gwar - Blood Libel
- 44
Gwar - Bloody Mary
- 45
Gwar - Bone Meal
- 46
Gwar - Bonesnapper (The Faces Of The Slain)
- 47
Gwar - Bored To Death
- 48
Gwar - Bring Back The Bomb
- 49
Gwar - Captain Crunch
- 50
Gwar - Child
- 51
Gwar - Come The Carnivor
- 52
Gwar - Cool Place To Park
- 53
Gwar - Crack In The Egg
- 54
Gwar - Crush, Kill, Destroy
- 55
Gwar - Damnation Under God
- 56
Gwar - Death Pod
- 57
Gwar - Decay Of Grandeur
- 58
Gwar - Destroyed
- 59
Gwar - Deus Ex Monstrum (Death Whistle Suite)
- 60
Gwar - Don't Need A Man
- 61
Gwar - Drop Drawers
- 62
Gwar - Eat Steel
- 63
Gwar - Eight Lock
- 64
Gwar - El Presidente
- 65
Gwar - Endless Apocalypse
- 66
Gwar - Escape From The Mooselodge
- 67
Gwar - Fight
- 68
Gwar - Filthy Flow
- 69
Gwar - Fire In The Lions
- 70
Gwar - First Rule Is
- 71
Gwar - Fishfuck
- 72
Gwar - Fistful Of Teeth
- 73
Gwar - Friend
- 74
Gwar - Fuck This Place
- 75
Gwar - Fuckin' An Animal
- 76
Gwar - Gilded Lily
- 77
Gwar - Go To Hell
- 78
Gwar - Gonna Kill U
- 79
Gwar - Gor-Gor
- 80
Gwar - Hail, Genocide!
- 81
Gwar - Happy Death Day
- 82
Gwar - Have You Seen Me
- 83
Gwar - Horror Of Yig
- 84
Gwar - I Hate Love Songs
- 85
Gwar - I Love The Pigs
- 86
Gwar - I Suck On My Thumb
- 87
Gwar - I'll Be Your Monster
- 88
Gwar - I'm In Love (With A Dead Dog)
- 89
Gwar - If I Could Be That
- 90
Gwar - Immortal Corrupter
- 91
Gwar - In Her Fear
- 92
Gwar - Jack The World
- 93
Gwar - Jagermonsta
- 94
Gwar - Je M'appelle J. Cousteau
- 95
Gwar - Je M'Appelle J.Cousteau
- 96
Gwar - Jiggle The Handle
- 97
Gwar - King Queen
- 98
Gwar - Krak Down
- 99
Gwar - Krosstika
- 100
Gwar - KZ Nekromancer
- 101
Gwar - Lets Blame The Lightman
- 102
Gwar - Lords and Masters
- 103
Gwar - Lost God
- 104
Gwar - Love Surgery
- 105
Gwar - Lust In Space
- 106
Gwar - Maggots
- 107
Gwar - Make a Child Cry
- 108
Gwar - Martyrdumb
- 109
Gwar - Mary Anne
- 110
Gwar - Meat Sandwich
- 111
Gwar - Message From The Scallop Boat
- 112
Gwar - Metal Metal Land
- 113
Gwar - Mother Fucking Liar
- 114
Gwar - Murderer's Muse
- 115
Gwar - My Knife If Yer Guts
- 116
Gwar - New Dark Age
- 117
Gwar - Nitro Burning Funny Bong
- 118
Gwar - Nitro-Burnin' Funny Bong
- 119
Gwar - None But The Brave
- 120
Gwar - Nudged
- 121
Gwar - Ollie North
- 122
Gwar - One Who Will Not Be Named
- 123
Gwar - Parting Shot
- 124
Gwar - Penguin Attack
- 125
Gwar - Penile Drip
- 126
Gwar - Phantom Limb
- 127
Gwar - Pocket Pool
- 128
Gwar - Poor Ole Tom
- 129
Gwar - Preschool Prostitute
- 130
Gwar - Pure As The Arctic Snow
- 131
Gwar - Pussy Planet
- 132
Gwar - Rise Again
- 133
Gwar - Rock & Roll Party Town
- 134
Gwar - Rock And Roll Party Town
- 135
Gwar - Rock N Roll Never Felt So Good
- 136
Gwar - Rock'N'Roll Never Felt So Good
- 137
Gwar - Salamidizer
- 138
Gwar - Sammy
- 139
Gwar - Scallop Boat
- 140
Gwar - School's Out (Alice Cooper cover)
- 141
Gwar - Sexecutioner
- 142
Gwar - Sick Of You
- 143
Gwar - Slap U Around
- 144
Gwar - Slutman City
- 145
Gwar - Sonderkommando
- 146
Gwar - Song Of Words
- 147
Gwar - Stalin's Organs
- 148
Gwar - Storm Is Coming
- 149
Gwar - Surf Of Syn
- 150
Gwar - Techno's Song
- 151
Gwar - Temple Ascent (Death Whistle Suite)
- 152
Gwar - The Apes Of Wrath
- 153
Gwar - The Beast Will Eat Itself
- 154
Gwar - The Bonus Plan
- 155
Gwar - The Cutter
- 156
Gwar - The Insidious Sililquay Of Skulhed Face
- 157
Gwar - The Insidious Soliloquy Of Skulhedface
- 158
Gwar - The Issue Of Tissue (Spacecake)
- 159
Gwar - The Litany Of The Slain
- 160
Gwar - The Morality Squad
- 161
Gwar - The New Plague
- 162
Gwar - The Obliteration Of Flab Quarv 7
- 163
Gwar - The Olbiteration Of Flab Quarv 7
- 164
Gwar - The Performer
- 165
Gwar - The Price of Peace
- 166
Gwar - The Reaganator
- 167
Gwar - The Road Behind
- 168
Gwar - The Salaminizer
- 169
Gwar - The Song Of Words
- 170
Gwar - The UberKlaw
- 171
Gwar - The Wheel
- 172
Gwar - The Years Without Light
- 173
Gwar - Think Ya Outta Know This
- 174
Gwar - Tick-Tits
- 175
Gwar - Time For Death
- 176
Gwar - Tormentor
- 177
Gwar - Triumph Of The Pig Children
- 178
Gwar - Tune From Da Moon
- 179
Gwar - U Ain't Shit
- 180
Gwar - Venom Of The Platypus
- 181
Gwar - Viking Death Machine
- 182
Gwar - Vlad The Impaler
- 183
Gwar - War Is All We Know
- 184
Gwar - War On Gwar
- 185
Gwar - War Party
- 186
Gwar - War Toy
- 187
Gwar - War Toys
- 188
Gwar - We Kill Everything
- 189
Gwar - Whargoul
- 190
Gwar - Where Is Zog?
- 191
Gwar - Womb With a View
- 192
Gwar - World O' Filth
- 193
Gwar - You Are My Meat
- 194
Gwar - You Can't Kill Terror
The Song Of Words
Gwar
Despite all of the bodies hacked in twain
So many had died in the viscous campaign
That their femurs alone made a fine mountain
The Master was no longer GWARs sovereign
Of wealth and women they had none to gain
What goal was left for them to attain
So Oderus did call for conclave
First came Balsac, his council was wise
His War-Axe gleamed, he was a loyal knight
Plus 40 dancing bears he did provide
First in prowess, he stood his lord beside
Beefcake the Mighty, his ass was wide
Brought 80 laden oxen, he was a good ally
Jizmak the Gusha, his legion was described
For many hours he barked at the tribe
But then, timely, the catering arrived
Booze, drugs, food, 400 hundred mule-loads high
Flattus Maximus, this he did supply
And now the mighty brothers of GWAR did bind
They willed to journey and slay without plan
Bring seige and terror to the cities of man
Open Oberammergau
Like hell was a womb, it tore
And from the womb the creatures poured
Troll, goblin, Manticore
Siege machine and armored whore
There will be battle like never before
The Surface World learned of the malaise
Black Pope, usurper, he saw through the veil
They plan their defense in the land of the wasted
Africa, bitter fruit she had tasted
Ensign of industry, let it be raised
There the camp of the Black Pope was placed
His legions breath, through the valleys the raced
Charlots they rode, and their skulls were iron-plated
Belching fire, freshly painted
8000 Battalions of Knights freshly sainted
But before they fought, they were vaccinated
To protect them from the AIDS that had been created
To continue the reign of Black Pope unabated
The people at home, got a version G-rated
Here the GWAR invaded
Began the violation
The War Barges, forecastles swarming
Disgorging the troops, formations forming
The low drone of the horning
Sounding out a call, then a warning
A nuclear salvo where GWAR was encroaching
Within a second 10 legions were toasting
Balsac said, Did you feel something? The Lord was not boasting
The enemy is vast, steel carpets the terrain
Still they are forming, armor detrains
They send forth a Captain, OJ by name
Flattus struck him in the brain
Burst the helmet, made two parts of the mind
Chopped through his gorget, through chest, into spine
And the good captains blood flowed like wine
Flattus said, So ends a cowards time.
Balsac is angry, he'll have no more
He hurls his axe, with great effort
To smite Regis with terrible force
His shield breaks, his hauberk unsews
The axe bursts through the chest and torso
Bright blood spurts, the guts are loosed by the throw
And with that axe the soul from body goes
Said Jizmak, That was a heavy blow.
Beefcake the Mighty, clotted with spew
His sword falls, skulls burst in two
The eyes burst from sockets, he is not through
Thousands of warriors he does this to
Piling up the corpses of those he slew
Until it was hard to tell if the pile grew
Balsac said, He is a princely lord Said Beefcake, Yes, it's true.
Jizmak smites, his hammer whirls
Foreheads explode, entrails twirl
Breaking open brain-pans as well
Red blood flowing as souls speed to hell
Oderus smites the Black Pope, exposing his brain
The blade continued through meat and membrane
Bright blood flowed in the grass where he was lain
Here ends this tale, that much is plain