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Gwar - Nitro Burning Funny Bong
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Gwar - Sick Of You
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Gwar - Triumph Of The Pig Children
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Gwar - A Gathering Of Ghouls
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Gwar - Eight Lock
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Gwar - Madness At The Core Of Time
- 7
Gwar - Preschool Prostitute
- 8
Gwar - Anti-Anti-Christ
- 9
Gwar - B. D. F.
- 10
Gwar - Back In Crack
- 11
Gwar - Bloody Mary
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Gwar - Dirty, Filthy
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Gwar - Filthy Flow
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Gwar - Fishfuck
- 15
Gwar - Fucking An Animal
- 16
Gwar - Have You Seen Me
- 17
Gwar - I Hate Love Songs
- 18
Gwar - Lust In Space
- 19
Gwar - Martyrdumb
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Gwar - Nitro-Burnin' Funny Bong
- 21
Gwar - Parting Shot
- 22
Gwar - Rock & Roll Party Town
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Gwar - Scallop Boat
- 24
Gwar - Sexecutioner
- 25
Gwar - Slap U Around
- 26
Gwar - Slutman City
- 27
Gwar - Starving Gods (Death Whistle Suite)
- 28
Gwar - The Cutter
- 29
Gwar - The Private Pain Of Techno Destructo
- 30
Gwar - The Road Behind
- 31
Gwar - The Salaminizer
- 32
Gwar - Tick-Tits
- 33
Gwar - Unto The Breach
- 34
Gwar - You Are My Meat
- 35
Gwar - You Can't Kill Terror
- 36
Gwar - Abyss Of Woe
- 37
Gwar - Aeiou
- 38
Gwar - Americanized
- 39
Gwar - Antarctican Drinking Song
- 40
Gwar - Asian People
- 41
Gwar - B.D.F.
- 42
Gwar - Babyraper
- 43
Gwar - Back to Iraq
- 44
Gwar - Bad Bad Men
- 45
Gwar - Battle Lust
- 46
Gwar - Beauteous Rot
- 47
Gwar - Berserker Mode
- 48
Gwar - Biledriver
- 49
Gwar - Billy Bad Ass
- 50
Gwar - Black And Huge
- 51
Gwar - Blimey
- 52
Gwar - Blood Libel
- 53
Gwar - Bone Meal
- 54
Gwar - Bonesnapper (The Faces Of The Slain)
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Gwar - Bored To Death
- 56
Gwar - Bring Back The Bomb
- 57
Gwar - Captain Crunch
- 58
Gwar - Child
- 59
Gwar - Come The Carnivor
- 60
Gwar - Completely Fucked
- 61
Gwar - Cool Place To Park
- 62
Gwar - Crack In The Egg
- 63
Gwar - Crush, Kill, Destroy
- 64
Gwar - Damnation Under God
- 65
Gwar - Death Pod
- 66
Gwar - Decay Of Grandeur
- 67
Gwar - Destroyed
- 68
Gwar - Deus Ex Monstrum (Death Whistle Suite)
- 69
Gwar - Don't Need A Man
- 70
Gwar - Drop Drawers
- 71
Gwar - Eat Steel
- 72
Gwar - El Presidente
- 73
Gwar - Endless Apocalypse
- 74
Gwar - Escape From The Mooselodge
- 75
Gwar - Fight
- 76
Gwar - Fire In The Lions
- 77
Gwar - First Rule Is
- 78
Gwar - Fistful Of Teeth
- 79
Gwar - Friend
- 80
Gwar - Fuck This Place
- 81
Gwar - Fuckin' An Animal
- 82
Gwar - Gilded Lily
- 83
Gwar - Go To Hell
- 84
Gwar - Gonna Kill U
- 85
Gwar - Gor-Gor
- 86
Gwar - Gwar Theme
- 87
Gwar - Hail, Genocide!
- 88
Gwar - Ham On The Bone
- 89
Gwar - Happy Death Day
- 90
Gwar - Horror Of Yig
- 91
Gwar - I Love The Pigs
- 92
Gwar - I Suck On My Thumb
- 93
Gwar - I'll Be Your Monster
- 94
Gwar - I'm In Love (With A Dead Dog)
- 95
Gwar - If I Could Be That
- 96
Gwar - Immortal Corrupter
- 97
Gwar - In Her Fear
- 98
Gwar - Jack The World
- 99
Gwar - Jagermonsta
- 100
Gwar - Je M'appelle J. Cousteau
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Gwar - Je M'Appelle J.Cousteau
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Gwar - Jiggle The Handle
- 103
Gwar - King Queen
- 104
Gwar - Krak Down
- 105
Gwar - Krosstika
- 106
Gwar - KZ Nekromancer
- 107
Gwar - Let Us Slay
- 108
Gwar - Lets Blame The Lightman
- 109
Gwar - Licksore
- 110
Gwar - Lords and Masters
- 111
Gwar - Lost God
- 112
Gwar - Love Surgery
- 113
Gwar - Maggots
- 114
Gwar - Make a Child Cry
- 115
Gwar - Mary Anne
- 116
Gwar - Meat Sandwich
- 117
Gwar - Message From The Scallop Boat
- 118
Gwar - Metal Metal Land
- 119
Gwar - Mother Fucking Liar
- 120
Gwar - Murderer's Muse
- 121
Gwar - My Girly Ways
- 122
Gwar - My Knife If Yer Guts
- 123
Gwar - New Dark Age
- 124
Gwar - None But The Brave
- 125
Gwar - Nudged
- 126
Gwar - Ollie North
- 127
Gwar - One Who Will Not Be Named
- 128
Gwar - Penguin Attack
- 129
Gwar - Penile Drip
- 130
Gwar - Penis I See
- 131
Gwar - Pepperoni
- 132
Gwar - Phantom Limb
- 133
Gwar - Pocket Pool
- 134
Gwar - Poor Ole Tom
- 135
Gwar - Pure As The Arctic Snow
- 136
Gwar - Pussy Planet
- 137
Gwar - Ragnarok
- 138
Gwar - Ratcatcher
- 139
Gwar - Rise Again
- 140
Gwar - Rock And Roll Party Town
- 141
Gwar - Rock N Roll Never Felt So Good
- 142
Gwar - Rock'N'Roll Never Felt So Good
- 143
Gwar - Saddam a Go-go
- 144
Gwar - Salamidizer
- 145
Gwar - Sammy
- 146
Gwar - School's Out (Alice Cooper cover)
- 147
Gwar - Sex Cow
- 148
Gwar - Slaughterama
- 149
Gwar - Sonderkommando
- 150
Gwar - Song Of Words
- 151
Gwar - Stalin's Organs
- 152
Gwar - Storm Is Coming
- 153
Gwar - Surf Of Syn
- 154
Gwar - Techno's Song
- 155
Gwar - Temple Ascent (Death Whistle Suite)
- 156
Gwar - The Apes Of Wrath
- 157
Gwar - The Beast Will Eat Itself
- 158
Gwar - The Bonus Plan
- 159
Gwar - The Insidious Sililquay Of Skulhed Face
- 160
Gwar - The Insidious Soliloquy Of Skulhedface
- 161
Gwar - The Issue Of Tissue (Spacecake)
- 162
Gwar - The Litany Of The Slain
- 163
Gwar - The Master Has A Butt
- 164
Gwar - The Morality Squad
- 165
Gwar - The New Plague
- 166
Gwar - The Obliteration Of Flab Quarv 7
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Gwar - The Olbiteration Of Flab Quarv 7
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Gwar - The Performer
- 169
Gwar - The Price of Peace
- 170
Gwar - The Reaganator
- 171
Gwar - The Song Of Words
- 172
Gwar - The UberKlaw
- 173
Gwar - The Ultimate Bohab
- 174
Gwar - The Wheel
- 175
Gwar - The Years Without Light
- 176
Gwar - Think Ya Outta Know This
- 177
Gwar - Time For Death
- 178
Gwar - Tormentor
- 179
Gwar - Tune From Da Moon
- 180
Gwar - U Ain't Shit
- 181
Gwar - Venom Of The Platypus
- 182
Gwar - Viking Death Machine
- 183
Gwar - Vlad The Impaler
- 184
Gwar - War Is All We Know
- 185
Gwar - War On Gwar
- 186
Gwar - War Party
- 187
Gwar - War Toy
- 188
Gwar - War Toys
- 189
Gwar - We Kill Everything
- 190
Gwar - Whargoul
- 191
Gwar - Where Is Zog?
- 192
Gwar - Womb With a View
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Gwar - World O' Filth
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Gwar - Zombies, March!
The Song Of Words
Gwar
Despite all of the bodies hacked in twain
So many had died in the viscous campaign
That their femurs alone made a fine mountain
The Master was no longer GWARs sovereign
Of wealth and women they had none to gain
What goal was left for them to attain
So Oderus did call for conclave
First came Balsac, his council was wise
His War-Axe gleamed, he was a loyal knight
Plus 40 dancing bears he did provide
First in prowess, he stood his lord beside
Beefcake the Mighty, his ass was wide
Brought 80 laden oxen, he was a good ally
Jizmak the Gusha, his legion was described
For many hours he barked at the tribe
But then, timely, the catering arrived
Booze, drugs, food, 400 hundred mule-loads high
Flattus Maximus, this he did supply
And now the mighty brothers of GWAR did bind
They willed to journey and slay without plan
Bring seige and terror to the cities of man
Open Oberammergau
Like hell was a womb, it tore
And from the womb the creatures poured
Troll, goblin, Manticore
Siege machine and armored whore
There will be battle like never before
The Surface World learned of the malaise
Black Pope, usurper, he saw through the veil
They plan their defense in the land of the wasted
Africa, bitter fruit she had tasted
Ensign of industry, let it be raised
There the camp of the Black Pope was placed
His legions breath, through the valleys the raced
Charlots they rode, and their skulls were iron-plated
Belching fire, freshly painted
8000 Battalions of Knights freshly sainted
But before they fought, they were vaccinated
To protect them from the AIDS that had been created
To continue the reign of Black Pope unabated
The people at home, got a version G-rated
Here the GWAR invaded
Began the violation
The War Barges, forecastles swarming
Disgorging the troops, formations forming
The low drone of the horning
Sounding out a call, then a warning
A nuclear salvo where GWAR was encroaching
Within a second 10 legions were toasting
Balsac said, Did you feel something? The Lord was not boasting
The enemy is vast, steel carpets the terrain
Still they are forming, armor detrains
They send forth a Captain, OJ by name
Flattus struck him in the brain
Burst the helmet, made two parts of the mind
Chopped through his gorget, through chest, into spine
And the good captains blood flowed like wine
Flattus said, So ends a cowards time.
Balsac is angry, he'll have no more
He hurls his axe, with great effort
To smite Regis with terrible force
His shield breaks, his hauberk unsews
The axe bursts through the chest and torso
Bright blood spurts, the guts are loosed by the throw
And with that axe the soul from body goes
Said Jizmak, That was a heavy blow.
Beefcake the Mighty, clotted with spew
His sword falls, skulls burst in two
The eyes burst from sockets, he is not through
Thousands of warriors he does this to
Piling up the corpses of those he slew
Until it was hard to tell if the pile grew
Balsac said, He is a princely lord Said Beefcake, Yes, it's true.
Jizmak smites, his hammer whirls
Foreheads explode, entrails twirl
Breaking open brain-pans as well
Red blood flowing as souls speed to hell
Oderus smites the Black Pope, exposing his brain
The blade continued through meat and membrane
Bright blood flowed in the grass where he was lain
Here ends this tale, that much is plain