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Gwar - Completely Fucked
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Gwar - Crush, Kill, Destroy
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Gwar - Have You Seen Me
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Gwar - Madness At The Core Of Time
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Gwar - Sex Cow
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Gwar - Aeiou
- 7
Gwar - Back to Iraq
- 8
Gwar - Bloody Mary
- 9
Gwar - El Presidente
- 10
Gwar - Fistful Of Teeth
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Gwar - Jiggle The Handle
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Gwar - Krak Down
- 13
Gwar - Let Us Slay
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Gwar - Nitro Burning Funny Bong
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Gwar - Nitro-Burnin' Funny Bong
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Gwar - Penile Drip
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Gwar - Preschool Prostitute
- 18
Gwar - Sick Of You
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Gwar - Song Of Words
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Gwar - The Road Behind
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Gwar - Think Ya Outta Know This
- 22
Gwar - Tune From Da Moon
- 23
Gwar - Where Is Zog?
- 24
Gwar - A Gathering Of Ghouls
- 25
Gwar - Abyss Of Woe
- 26
Gwar - Americanized
- 27
Gwar - Antarctican Drinking Song
- 28
Gwar - Anti-Anti-Christ
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Gwar - Asian People
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Gwar - B. D. F.
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Gwar - B.D.F.
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Gwar - Babyraper
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Gwar - Back In Crack
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Gwar - Bad Bad Men
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Gwar - Battle Lust
- 36
Gwar - Beauteous Rot
- 37
Gwar - Berserker Mode
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Gwar - Biledriver
- 39
Gwar - Billy Bad Ass
- 40
Gwar - Black And Huge
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Gwar - Blimey
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Gwar - Blood Libel
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Gwar - Bone Meal
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Gwar - Bonesnapper (The Faces Of The Slain)
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Gwar - Bored To Death
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Gwar - Bring Back The Bomb
- 47
Gwar - Captain Crunch
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Gwar - Child
- 49
Gwar - Come The Carnivor
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Gwar - Cool Place To Park
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Gwar - Crack In The Egg
- 52
Gwar - Damnation Under God
- 53
Gwar - Death Pod
- 54
Gwar - Decay Of Grandeur
- 55
Gwar - Destroyed
- 56
Gwar - Deus Ex Monstrum (Death Whistle Suite)
- 57
Gwar - Dirty, Filthy
- 58
Gwar - Don't Need A Man
- 59
Gwar - Drop Drawers
- 60
Gwar - Eat Steel
- 61
Gwar - Eight Lock
- 62
Gwar - Endless Apocalypse
- 63
Gwar - Escape From The Mooselodge
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Gwar - Fight
- 65
Gwar - Filthy Flow
- 66
Gwar - Fire In The Lions
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Gwar - First Rule Is
- 68
Gwar - Fishfuck
- 69
Gwar - Friend
- 70
Gwar - Fuck This Place
- 71
Gwar - Fuckin' An Animal
- 72
Gwar - Fucking An Animal
- 73
Gwar - Gilded Lily
- 74
Gwar - Go To Hell
- 75
Gwar - Gonna Kill U
- 76
Gwar - Gor-Gor
- 77
Gwar - Gwar Theme
- 78
Gwar - Hail, Genocide!
- 79
Gwar - Ham On The Bone
- 80
Gwar - Happy Death Day
- 81
Gwar - Horror Of Yig
- 82
Gwar - I Hate Love Songs
- 83
Gwar - I Love The Pigs
- 84
Gwar - I Suck On My Thumb
- 85
Gwar - I'll Be Your Monster
- 86
Gwar - I'm In Love (With A Dead Dog)
- 87
Gwar - If I Could Be That
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Gwar - Immortal Corrupter
- 89
Gwar - In Her Fear
- 90
Gwar - Jack The World
- 91
Gwar - Jagermonsta
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Gwar - Je M'appelle J. Cousteau
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Gwar - Je M'Appelle J.Cousteau
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Gwar - King Queen
- 95
Gwar - Krosstika
- 96
Gwar - KZ Nekromancer
- 97
Gwar - Lets Blame The Lightman
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Gwar - Licksore
- 99
Gwar - Lords and Masters
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Gwar - Lost God
- 101
Gwar - Love Surgery
- 102
Gwar - Lust In Space
- 103
Gwar - Maggots
- 104
Gwar - Make a Child Cry
- 105
Gwar - Martyrdumb
- 106
Gwar - Mary Anne
- 107
Gwar - Meat Sandwich
- 108
Gwar - Message From The Scallop Boat
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Gwar - Metal Metal Land
- 110
Gwar - Mother Fucking Liar
- 111
Gwar - Murderer's Muse
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Gwar - My Girly Ways
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Gwar - My Knife If Yer Guts
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Gwar - New Dark Age
- 115
Gwar - None But The Brave
- 116
Gwar - Nudged
- 117
Gwar - Ollie North
- 118
Gwar - One Who Will Not Be Named
- 119
Gwar - Parting Shot
- 120
Gwar - Penguin Attack
- 121
Gwar - Penis I See
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Gwar - Pepperoni
- 123
Gwar - Phantom Limb
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Gwar - Pocket Pool
- 125
Gwar - Poor Ole Tom
- 126
Gwar - Pure As The Arctic Snow
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Gwar - Pussy Planet
- 128
Gwar - Ragnarok
- 129
Gwar - Ratcatcher
- 130
Gwar - Rise Again
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Gwar - Rock & Roll Party Town
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Gwar - Rock And Roll Party Town
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Gwar - Rock N Roll Never Felt So Good
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Gwar - Rock'N'Roll Never Felt So Good
- 135
Gwar - Saddam a Go-go
- 136
Gwar - Salamidizer
- 137
Gwar - Sammy
- 138
Gwar - Scallop Boat
- 139
Gwar - School's Out (Alice Cooper cover)
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Gwar - Sexecutioner
- 141
Gwar - Slap U Around
- 142
Gwar - Slaughterama
- 143
Gwar - Slutman City
- 144
Gwar - Sonderkommando
- 145
Gwar - Stalin's Organs
- 146
Gwar - Starving Gods (Death Whistle Suite)
- 147
Gwar - Storm Is Coming
- 148
Gwar - Surf Of Syn
- 149
Gwar - Techno's Song
- 150
Gwar - Temple Ascent (Death Whistle Suite)
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Gwar - The Apes Of Wrath
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Gwar - The Beast Will Eat Itself
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Gwar - The Bonus Plan
- 154
Gwar - The Cutter
- 155
Gwar - The Insidious Sililquay Of Skulhed Face
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Gwar - The Insidious Soliloquy Of Skulhedface
- 157
Gwar - The Issue Of Tissue (Spacecake)
- 158
Gwar - The Litany Of The Slain
- 159
Gwar - The Master Has A Butt
- 160
Gwar - The Morality Squad
- 161
Gwar - The New Plague
- 162
Gwar - The Obliteration Of Flab Quarv 7
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Gwar - The Olbiteration Of Flab Quarv 7
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Gwar - The Performer
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Gwar - The Price of Peace
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Gwar - The Private Pain Of Techno Destructo
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Gwar - The Reaganator
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Gwar - The Salaminizer
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Gwar - The Song Of Words
- 170
Gwar - The UberKlaw
- 171
Gwar - The Ultimate Bohab
- 172
Gwar - The Wheel
- 173
Gwar - The Years Without Light
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Gwar - Tick-Tits
- 175
Gwar - Time For Death
- 176
Gwar - Tormentor
- 177
Gwar - Triumph Of The Pig Children
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Gwar - U Ain't Shit
- 179
Gwar - Unto The Breach
- 180
Gwar - Venom Of The Platypus
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Gwar - Viking Death Machine
- 182
Gwar - Vlad The Impaler
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Gwar - War Is All We Know
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Gwar - War On Gwar
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Gwar - War Party
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Gwar - War Toy
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Gwar - War Toys
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Gwar - We Kill Everything
- 189
Gwar - Whargoul
- 190
Gwar - Womb With a View
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Gwar - World O' Filth
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Gwar - You Are My Meat
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Gwar - You Can't Kill Terror
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Gwar - Zombies, March!
The Song Of Words
Gwar
Despite all of the bodies hacked in twain
So many had died in the viscous campaign
That their femurs alone made a fine mountain
The Master was no longer GWARs sovereign
Of wealth and women they had none to gain
What goal was left for them to attain
So Oderus did call for conclave
First came Balsac, his council was wise
His War-Axe gleamed, he was a loyal knight
Plus 40 dancing bears he did provide
First in prowess, he stood his lord beside
Beefcake the Mighty, his ass was wide
Brought 80 laden oxen, he was a good ally
Jizmak the Gusha, his legion was described
For many hours he barked at the tribe
But then, timely, the catering arrived
Booze, drugs, food, 400 hundred mule-loads high
Flattus Maximus, this he did supply
And now the mighty brothers of GWAR did bind
They willed to journey and slay without plan
Bring seige and terror to the cities of man
Open Oberammergau
Like hell was a womb, it tore
And from the womb the creatures poured
Troll, goblin, Manticore
Siege machine and armored whore
There will be battle like never before
The Surface World learned of the malaise
Black Pope, usurper, he saw through the veil
They plan their defense in the land of the wasted
Africa, bitter fruit she had tasted
Ensign of industry, let it be raised
There the camp of the Black Pope was placed
His legions breath, through the valleys the raced
Charlots they rode, and their skulls were iron-plated
Belching fire, freshly painted
8000 Battalions of Knights freshly sainted
But before they fought, they were vaccinated
To protect them from the AIDS that had been created
To continue the reign of Black Pope unabated
The people at home, got a version G-rated
Here the GWAR invaded
Began the violation
The War Barges, forecastles swarming
Disgorging the troops, formations forming
The low drone of the horning
Sounding out a call, then a warning
A nuclear salvo where GWAR was encroaching
Within a second 10 legions were toasting
Balsac said, Did you feel something? The Lord was not boasting
The enemy is vast, steel carpets the terrain
Still they are forming, armor detrains
They send forth a Captain, OJ by name
Flattus struck him in the brain
Burst the helmet, made two parts of the mind
Chopped through his gorget, through chest, into spine
And the good captains blood flowed like wine
Flattus said, So ends a cowards time.
Balsac is angry, he'll have no more
He hurls his axe, with great effort
To smite Regis with terrible force
His shield breaks, his hauberk unsews
The axe bursts through the chest and torso
Bright blood spurts, the guts are loosed by the throw
And with that axe the soul from body goes
Said Jizmak, That was a heavy blow.
Beefcake the Mighty, clotted with spew
His sword falls, skulls burst in two
The eyes burst from sockets, he is not through
Thousands of warriors he does this to
Piling up the corpses of those he slew
Until it was hard to tell if the pile grew
Balsac said, He is a princely lord Said Beefcake, Yes, it's true.
Jizmak smites, his hammer whirls
Foreheads explode, entrails twirl
Breaking open brain-pans as well
Red blood flowing as souls speed to hell
Oderus smites the Black Pope, exposing his brain
The blade continued through meat and membrane
Bright blood flowed in the grass where he was lain
Here ends this tale, that much is plain